Celebrity Encounters III
I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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( , Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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After 2 Unlimited's music career faded and the members had to get proper jobs...
...alleged rapper Ray Slinjaard got a job cleaning the toilets at the hospital I was working at.
One day he happened upon a particularly nasty shitter. It appeared that a LOT of people had been in there and just defacated all over the floor. At least, that's what I gleaned from the fact that he emerged from muttering to himself 'Faeces. All around different faeces I see'
( , Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:20, 61 replies)
...alleged rapper Ray Slinjaard got a job cleaning the toilets at the hospital I was working at.
One day he happened upon a particularly nasty shitter. It appeared that a LOT of people had been in there and just defacated all over the floor. At least, that's what I gleaned from the fact that he emerged from muttering to himself 'Faeces. All around different faeces I see'
( , Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:20, 61 replies)
He has no sense of humor, does he? Sure, he can create lists of other people being cunts, but as with all such obsessives, he is himself the cuntiest.
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Well the fact that he's failed
to grasp the simple premise that if you're going to write a pun for qotw the line should essentially come from the subject topic or at least the blurb afterwards.
Not some 'only just vaguely involved joke' based on someone else's post further down the page.
Hope he claims he was drunk when he wrote it at least. That's my usual excuse. ;]
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 4:48, closed)
to grasp the simple premise that if you're going to write a pun for qotw the line should essentially come from the subject topic or at least the blurb afterwards.
Not some 'only just vaguely involved joke' based on someone else's post further down the page.
Hope he claims he was drunk when he wrote it at least. That's my usual excuse. ;]
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 4:48, closed)
Hang on, there's more replies than this.
Are people getting angry about jokes on humour websites again?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:37, closed)
Are people getting angry about jokes on humour websites again?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:37, closed)
Oh man, what's been Rick Fathelme's story of celebrity this week?
Sada from Big Brother once replied to one of his PM's on OKCupid?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:35, closed)
Sada from Big Brother once replied to one of his PM's on OKCupid?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:35, closed)
So...
a veiled threat based on revealing my real name and a reference to my OkCupid account is the best that you've got?
Wow! Shut up, get back in your box and make sure you don't upset anyone. Linkbitch.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:44, closed)
a veiled threat based on revealing my real name and a reference to my OkCupid account is the best that you've got?
Wow! Shut up, get back in your box and make sure you don't upset anyone. Linkbitch.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:44, closed)
I'm not sure how we get from 'has he been PMing Sada from Big Brother' to 'I'm going to kill his estranged wife and kids'.
Anyone?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, closed)
Anyone?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:02, closed)
Would that be the estranged wife whose photo he used for one of his okcupid sockpuppets?
In a way that definitely isn't creepy or tragic at all.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:10, closed)
In a way that definitely isn't creepy or tragic at all.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:10, closed)
Didn't Mr Fartbelm once mention that he's a paranoid schizophrenic?
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he looks proper proud of his family though.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, closed)
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, closed)
He's far too dim and lacking in imagination to be schizo.
And if he's bipolar then one pole is thick and dull and the other is dull and thick.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, closed)
And if he's bipolar then one pole is thick and dull and the other is dull and thick.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:10, closed)
He rarely mentions it ... despite it being so rare and fascinating.
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In all fairness, if my mum had an affair with Sheila Ferguson, I'd tell people about it too.
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I don't even know what that is.
Does he blame his underachievement and premature aging on her lesbian affair?
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Does he blame his underachievement and premature aging on her lesbian affair?
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:18, closed)
Ah now Shambles, be fair.
The fact that he's managed a wife and that is wife's had children is clearly a massive overachievement given the crippling deficits on display here over the last couple of years.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:30, closed)
The fact that he's managed a wife and that is wife's had children is clearly a massive overachievement given the crippling deficits on display here over the last couple of years.
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He admitted the cuckoo wasn't his during one of his previous breakdowns.
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It's almost at the point it got to with Sammi here.
Where you feel guilty for picking on someone who's clealy subnormal.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, closed)
Where you feel guilty for picking on someone who's clealy subnormal.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30, closed)
I never felt guilty for picking on Sammi, she was a fucking despicable person.
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Some excellent internet right there.
I lol'd yet again at the snoring clopper.
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I lol'd yet again at the snoring clopper.
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It's getting to Sammi Event Horizon.
Where you almost feel guilty for picking on someone who's clearly subnormal.
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Where you almost feel guilty for picking on someone who's clearly subnormal.
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I reckon Sammi might be his missus.
It would explain the distorted picture.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)
It would explain the distorted picture.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:42, closed)
Oh look,
you're trying to bully me by attacking my family.
Smooth.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, closed)
you're trying to bully me by attacking my family.
Smooth.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:02, closed)
Logging in and out to reply again, eh?
And after you've been clearly told not to by the mods, tut
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, closed)
And after you've been clearly told not to by the mods, tut
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:20, closed)
I've got to be honest -
aside from your chin, you all look the same to me.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:28, closed)
aside from your chin, you all look the same to me.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:28, closed)
so, how long HAVE you been a vicar? imma keep posting this til you acknowledge it.
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:25, closed)
i.imgur.com/QECsBEq.jpg
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:25, closed)
Nice Legless defence.
Pity it was shit.
Comedy website lolz.
Right?
*Dusts off shoulders*
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:01, closed)
Pity it was shit.
Comedy website lolz.
Right?
*Dusts off shoulders*
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:01, closed)
As a disinterested 3rd party,
I can assure you that nobody round here looks like a winner... but relatively speaking, you're coming off worse overall.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:23, closed)
I can assure you that nobody round here looks like a winner... but relatively speaking, you're coming off worse overall.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:23, closed)
I was going to complain about the dreadful pun,
but the resulting slapfight has been rather amusing.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:44, closed)
but the resulting slapfight has been rather amusing.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:44, closed)
Rob Fairholme seems to be extraordinarily upset that you posted a shit story.
Maybe he feels that his editorship of this creative writing outlet is being challenged by another poster with execrable writing skills.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:50, closed)
Maybe he feels that his editorship of this creative writing outlet is being challenged by another poster with execrable writing skills.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:50, closed)
I hope he doesn't see the other post I made whereby I made a pun AND posted an image.
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That is because he is genuinely severely mentally ill and should really be banned for his own sake.
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he seems a bit paranoid
He accused Neil here of threatening him.
As if a skinny fucker like him could convincingly threaten a bearded fat bushfucker OkCupid adulterer and full time cuckold.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:46, closed)
He accused Neil here of threatening him.
As if a skinny fucker like him could convincingly threaten a bearded fat bushfucker OkCupid adulterer and full time cuckold.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:46, closed)
There's that and I'm a young man. There's no honour in threatening a man in his late 50's who's patently overweight, unfit, unwell and going through a protracted marriage breakdown.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:56, closed)
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Apparently there's some Mod joke in keeping the mad old cunt and his sock puppets on qftw.
Fuck knows what.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26, closed)
Fuck knows what.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26, closed)
Two pronged trolling innit.
He keeps making a prick of himself AND ruins it for those that worry about these things.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:50, closed)
He keeps making a prick of himself AND ruins it for those that worry about these things.
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