TRAIN THREAD!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
Phew! Isn't it hot!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:04, 93 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello, I was millimeters away from getting knocked down by a car which decided to ignore both the colour of the traffic lights and the fact it was no left turn.
I bellowed 'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING YOU FUCKING PRICK? ITS A FUCKING RED LIGHT YOU BELLEND!!!' whilst leaning into his open window. He looked worried.

LOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)

oooohhh your so manly!
*simpers*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

I know right, I liked shouting at a man whilst offering next to no real physical threat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I got a semi just reading about it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)

A jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater semi?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:27, Reply)

no, just a semi erect penis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:28, Reply)

exactly! lol!!!11!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:30, Reply)

mong tiger likes semi erect penises

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

... and preteen hardcore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

this bot needs a reprogram

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)

that junction is fucking stupid
it's stupid for pedestrians, because arrogant cunts on bikes and twats turning left think it doesn't apply to them.

and it's stupid for cars, because most people going the other way want to turn left, which they can do, but the second they do, they get stopped by cunt pedestrian traffic lights. so the traffic jam is enormous. and repeated about 250 metres down the road at that junction too.

fucking council cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)

potd!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

I've only seen cars do it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Clickin dis,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)

\you need a sign.

( Muns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 22:50, Reply)

Clickin dis,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 23:10, Reply)

Think once, think twice, think frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Almost a failed game of Frogger innit doc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:48, Reply)

read it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)

<a href="http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml">www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml</a>
Save the frog!
www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)

woah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:20, Reply)

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Good effort!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:34, Reply)

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There that'll do
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:36, Reply)

<permaban>doctor best troll</permaban>

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I've got electricity again.
Apparently. I've taken refuge in the pub.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:45, Reply)

alright bitch tits?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:20, Reply)

aye, nae bad
Yirsel?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Sorry I'm about to tuck into a curry
TTYL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:27, Reply)

so you're a currymuncher rather than a negro?
Gotcha.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Yeah black people have no ideas about curry at all
does the same rule apply to you and your diet of fried Mars bars, porridge and Arbroath Smokies?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Damn I really would like an Arbroath Smoky for lunch tomorrow

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Smoked fish is excellent, the supermarket kippers don't really cut it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Most people think you're a right cunt, twat and a bit of a bender...but I'll give you your dues on this one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Thanks!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:18, Reply)

you're welcome

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Thought you'd prefer ackee and saltfish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Red snapper with pickles is also up there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Nothad that since lived in london, the whole kit with rice, peas and dumplings.These negro chaps really know how to enjoy their food.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Bit racist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:20, Reply)

I like it when they do a dance with spears.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)

That Britney will dance with anyone the slag

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)

My mutton, rice 'n' peas is da bomb, just saying.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:21, Reply)

I was introduced to West Indian stuff, at uni in Manchester, and really loved it, curried goat is lovely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:24, Reply)

mostly it's mutton not goat and I've had good and bad of both
My recipe came from a Jamaican freind's mum, I just improved it by removing the oil and slighty changing the cut of meat
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I'd have a go at ackee saltfish myself, but we don't live anywhere near a place to get salted cod, might get some next time in London.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I would have thought getting tinned Ackee's would have been more of a problem?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

No, supermarkets do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)

If you go to your local supermarket wanting salted cod, it will appear on the shelves as if by magic ac/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:44, Reply)

More likely to be hogget than mutton.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

you would hog it you greedy bastard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)

My Chicken Pathia was very nice if anyone gives a shit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Massively, please describe it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)

errrm sweet, sour and hot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gq_KtUjvuc
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)

Sounds nice, just done curries for tomorrow night, Bombay potato, rajma, lamb rogan josh and chicken balti.
Not made rajma before.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Why haven't you cooked a hot one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)

I don't want anything too hot, as I did one a few weeks ago, and it didn't go down well, so I'll keep it mild to medium, the balti has a little bit of a kick to it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

ohhhh and it was the first time I've bought food from them so they gave me...
mint yoghurt dip, mango chutney, poppadoms, mixed lime pickles and some kinda salad with grapes and melon in it FOR FREE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:48, Reply)

yeah, all indian takeaways do that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:54, Reply)

all the shit ones do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

I thought they was just being nice to me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)

seems unlikely if they've met you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:09, Reply)

I have made vegetarian food

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:47, Reply)

So your having a salad?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Parmesan crusted cauliflower cheese with buttery leeks



and smoked lardons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

*pats head*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

our son Pat
is a bit nifty
with a bat
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

i love haikus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)

Haikus are shit

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)

A traditional ancestral war cry, dance or challenge from the Maori people?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Are Maoris real people? I thought they were made up, like pixies, and jews.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Where do you think the ancient martial art of Jew-jitsu comes from?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)

ah, the art of using an enemy's own money against him

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)

on my way

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Chicken is vegi, yes?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)

i am growing some in my garden, so they must be

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:03, Reply)

I've got a pig tree, that's coming along nicely, we expect the first piglets this Autumn.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Beats me going to hunt wild Haggis this Sept.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Haggis are vicious cunts, make sure you tie the bottom of your trousers up with string.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)

the secret is to go round the hill anti-clockwise, then they're always running towards you and cant turn round

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)

This thread has given me the munchies, I'm going to get stuck into a few curries.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Starting with Edwina, Mark and Mickey?
this trolling has gotten out of hand
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Food time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)