So, new guy moves into the flat and what's the first thing he says?Have you considered buying an envelope rack so it's easier to sort through the post? I just like, stood there, astounded. I said 'I hadn't considered it, but now you mention it not especially.'
The rest of the flat (but not the Russian) are going to take him for a drink tonight.
EDIT: Dave Trouser had a point....Or did he?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
Fuck off SFlighThat was satisfying. Now I know why everybody else does it!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
Part of the groovy gang now ain't ya pal. (The groovy gang is everyone other than me they all pick on me)
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:50,
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I'm not sure how you want me to respond to this post.There doesn't seem to be any interactive prompt, such as a question.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:21,
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Kinda like "Dave Corduroy Pants will you suck me off?"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:01,
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Do any of you actually use the "friend" feature on here?You should add me because I am popular and it will in turn make you popular too.
Alt: How high can you jump? No, really, do you even know?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:36,
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Yeah okthe baby with the one vote baboon heart.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:39,
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I've jumped off that roof ... that's probably about 8 foot(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52,
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spiffing(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:09,
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Alright DJ Rich?Fancy clickin' dis?
goo.gl/7aIiBP
Clicking may cause disappointment.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:40,
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is 4chan still going? meet, fight or fuck nonsense, dt would like that (
mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56,
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Dunno really, didn't all them celeb tits pics appear on 4chan? I've never really understood it.Just noticed a lot of referrals from there on the popularity contest poll thing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:57,
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I think it is Japanese or saink, I don't speak tingtong(
mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:21,
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I've heard it's a terrible place - you wouldn't like it.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:23,
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I would never do that.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:21,
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mr.h(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:11,
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I am currently 71% alright.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:17,
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It's not a phobia if you hate them for a good reason.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:27,
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I hate them because they killed Jesus.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:16,
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I had to have a meeting with the son of god on Monday. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:21,
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couldn't even beat man u, might as well give up now(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:58,
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Alright dozer not sure but have we ever rubbed nob ends? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:08,
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Thats herpes you needy spastic(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:12,
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#winning - 73% popularity.88 votes, 64 to me. Suck it losers! LOL.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:37,
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I am listening to Leonard Cohen's adaptation of La complainte du partisanS'nice
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:39,
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Goodo.I just farted.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:40,
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I met him in a at once. Nice bloke. My dad had an erection so large he could pole vault to the toilet from Scotland
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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No but the other night I went around to pick up some toothpaste And he was wearing a dishdash. Swings and roundabouts innit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:52,
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Since his stroke he doesn't give a fuckHe told my missus once when playing articulate "you are as thick as a newspaper" we lol'd
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16,
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I am with you on this one(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:53,
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Safety in numbers innit (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16,
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It's alright I meant Get bent MONO
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:19,
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42 votes so far. I had no idea there were so many people on this forum(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:59,
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The amount of sock puppet accounts That wankers have there's only really 3 of us I am Dave Trouser
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:17,
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Why isn't there a "none of the above" option?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:22,
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* changes name to "none of the above"*Or before anyone strikes it NONCE of the above
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:28,
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50 now, and 37 of those for me.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:34,
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You have 36 other accounts I hope you are proud of yourself
^ needy spastic ^
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41,
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Jealous.Voting has nothing to do with user account on b3ta.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:43,
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^ doesn't understand things and is still upset with the potential to get more upset ^(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:47,
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you do realise that if you winyou will have to go to Battersea Dogs home and finger a dog while Rob and others
wank themselves unconscious watching you give stink digits to dogs.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:11,
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Hi everyone! It's that time of the week again when you can vote for your favourite /talk person of the week!b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2362253
Winner gets to be mod for a week
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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by the way, you're not supposed to vote for yourself(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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This is going to cause upset(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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I think it'll be fine, I was originally going to do 'who is the biggest prick here who should fuck off and die in a fire' but I didn't want to upset him.he knows who he is anyway
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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You think about me too much (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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anybody who doesn't vote dt is getting a kicking(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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Kick me then you spastic(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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Just go here:www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/vote.php?id=6743
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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all of those people are the absolute worstALL of them
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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You can borrow any of mine if you are missing some of your own.Love you, Rick.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:16,
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chrs, yer I had to have a bit of index finger removed in June (
mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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that's a bugger, I lost a bit of the tip of my finger in a crash with a carbut it healed over and is no recognisably fingerlike.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:22,
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yeah but you're still gonna make the winner mod right?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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ban them allyou're a rubbish fascist ... you never ban anybody
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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Wha's the point of being a mod on a tin pot forum that only about 10 people visitif you don't throw your weight around a bit. I'd go mad with it. One unreasonable act per day.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:23,
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the only way this place will be put out of its misery is blatant mod bullying(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:25,
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If I had code access I'd do stuff like embed background audio into /talk that plays after 5 minutes.It would be a loud and sudden air horn or some shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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Y4CKRThat is all.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:17,
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I was banned from there for doing something hilarious.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:29,
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That's a shame.It's so much more alive there than here.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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I think that annoying bird who gonz fancied got upset with me.:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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4rthur lolb3ta lol
g4mm4 lol
d3lt4 lol
3ps1l0n lol
FUCKING Z3TA ROFL!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:32,
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Get fucked Dave. Tell me about your trousers
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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Who's upset?Where the fuck is Dave Drainpipes?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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Alright gloves. Apparently my airways don't take too kindly to taking the wrong drugs.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:58,
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British Airways don't take kindly to any drugs IMEunfortunately
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
It's IMEI you spastic You will never get your phone back at this rate
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07,
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Couldn't get past your children When they are finished at it it will give it a go
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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Michael Jackson is on a boat when it starts sinking The captain shouts "women and children first!" Michael Jackson replies "is there enough time?"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:00,
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If you ban Spanishfly, I promisePROMISE to stop being a prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:01,
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If you ban two hats I PROMISE PROMISE To print off the Michael give edition of the newsletter and photograph my penis resting on it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08,
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Allow what? Because he is a moderator of a text based forum that is frequented by more trolls than actual members that partake in conversations he will finger me in the arse? Get fucked
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02,
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Alright Micto/mongy (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02,
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I'm not going to say who I really am because I'm worried it will upset you more(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
You have two more before you get one free:s24.postimg.org/b1a6fqs3p/breakdown.jpg
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:52,
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Get fucked Hillsborough (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:57,
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I have a date......I wonder how I'll fuck this one up.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:10,
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Hey grandma I wish you the best of luck with your date and I hope it goes great.
It could be worse you could have an imaginary woman like most people (Dr shambolic)
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13,
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Thanks SFI hope your day improves and that it leads to a successful Friday and fun weekend.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19,
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Whatever you do, don't be yourself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13,
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I hope you burn Happy candles you wax muppet
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:16,
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thing is, if it works out you are going to have to keep that up(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:27,
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As if we needed any more proof that you're actually Mortal Wombat(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Alright Frank (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:09,
archived)
Nah, if I was frank I'd probably say something hilarious like 'wanky wanky wanky wank wank'(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
Aren't you the guy who admitted to hacking into girls' hotmail accountsthen pretended that you were joking?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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haha yeah but not really I'm just a 'comedy' account set up to help bully him.(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
Nothingthere's nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. The actual Albert marshmallow is a creepy little man. That's his hang up, not mine.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28,
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It's probably a member that pretends to have loads of money And masturbates into his brothers socks
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47,
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I got called MGT yesterday :(I thought it a bit harsh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:21,
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Get fucked spanishfly (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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Die in a fire baldmonkey you fat ballbag(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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is baldmonkey Frank? And Gonz?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:20,
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I'd like to make a formal apology for dinting one of your croquet balls that timeI was drunk but that isn't an excuse.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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I was young, stupid, I didn't know my own strength.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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I can't help thinking that a hybrid kendo-croquet would make an excellent full-contact ball sport(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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you're all about the full contact with the balls, aren't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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I set 'em up ... you punch them in the balls(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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well I've got 3 sets of armour hereno croquet bits and pieces though...
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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we do sometimes set up in the wooded areaand play "cross country croquet" around the trees.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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yeah and then we sit around eating smarties and polos out of sample pots(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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I can't believe I've never been invited to a cross-country croquet and pisspot polo party.:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50,
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CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR RETARDED KIDS!!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:42,
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we were all drunk,pretty sure the balls were drunk too to be honest, they wouldn't go in a straight line anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31,
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There's a huge difference between "dinting" and "denting" You need to make sure you are 100% sure you fucked something up
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:06,
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You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me. You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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you're shit at thistry again somewhere else
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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How's your dumb wife? Has she managed to raise her IQ above the bread she makes? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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none of this makes sense outside your minuscule head(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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Can I stay, I'll clean up the mess in the corner.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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It all dependsDr shambles "wife" will be shitting in the kitchen about now
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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After she's cleaned the pizza oven (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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Shit I was supposed to post this in /QOTWGenuine phone call I just had with a delivery man on the phone
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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Alright gloves (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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yeah. Although I'm working outside of my house, in a field...I had just got used to working from home.On the upside i have found 8 four leaf clovers, and 3 five leafers, so I think i might be in luck
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Glovington, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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It means you are probably going to be killed by mutant clovers Just back away quietly
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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dont think so, I lamenated some before and sold them on ebay for 3-5 quid each, I reckon I'm gonna find loads on this job(
Glovington, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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Ok, let's just get it over withSpanishfly beakers
Someone calls him a beaker
Spanishfly accuses that person of being "upset"
Someone interesting starts a new thread
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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Haha yeah we have a right laugh here don't we(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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all mods need to report at Battersea Dogs homeat 12 for mod meeting.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:46,
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All of them?Are you sure? Can't just one of them go and then report to the rest?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:49,
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It's a shame that us normal folk aren't invited.I've never liked dogs very much and feel I could be a positive influence on any dog euthanasia team.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:00,
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I'm not sure that it is, GMoSListen to this instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:58,
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this is what I am currently earpiping.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAFjna9hJg
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:08,
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That's excellentThat is 100% my cup of tea. Are there any albums of his I should look out for?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:12,
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His one album got reissued not long ago(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:17,
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He only brought out one albumBlues Run The Game... it's a very good album.
He's got a sad life story, he only started playing the guitar after a horrible accident involving a furnace fire exploding whilst he was at school, it killed a lot of his classmates. His music teacher gave him a guitar to play to help distract him from the pain of the burns.
He later got paid out for the accident when he was old enough, and he lived on it in a hedonistic but unhappy fashion, ultimately not keeping tabs upon it. He was found by someone later in life in a park, he'd been living on the street for quite some time and had a fairly serious injury from kids shooting him with a BB/air gun, which I believe ultimately blinded him in the one eye.
He was taken in by the man who found him, and lived a few more years before passing away, too young.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:18,
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Wow!That sounds like one of thsoe dreadful movies they put on during the day. I'll definitely check out the album though, cheers.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:24,
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It's not called Blues Run the Game though - it is eponymously titled.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:26,
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Although there may have been an anthology with that title(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:26,
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sorry, you are right.The version I have is the Anthology version which is called Blues Run The Game and has his eponymous album first and other recordings bolted on at the end
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:27,
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I'm not trying to show you up as a liar or anything(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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this is one of my all-time faveswww.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8-ZOuKetU
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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ah man, now I've just had to add a load of Son House & Leadbelly to my music queueta :)
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:34,
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Yeah I love all of thatStill waiting for someone to buy this for me: honestjons.com/shop/artist/Southern_Folk_Heritage
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:43,
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Like, as a candle day present or summat...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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Fine.Be like that then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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it seems almost compulsory to have a horrible life if you make that sort of music when you're young(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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I sometimes wonder about making my kids' lives more miserable in the hope that they may one day go on to create good art(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:30,
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That's why my parents were unkind to meBut I showed them....I've done fuck all with my life! SUCKERS!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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I'm planning it just for the fun(I'm not actually planning anything of the sort, other than standard low-level dad jokes and embarrassment)
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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naww, look at the widdle candleshappy day, tangles. hope you've enjoyed the last 6 years despite spending them here
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:13,
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can I be mod for the day?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:25,
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ban manolithbanolith
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:36,
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Probably step 2can for an hour or so, revoke all of your mod privileges and post nudes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:49,
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ok, you started strong but it went downhillalso, you don't need to be a mod to post nudes *wink*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:11,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:14,
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Is this what a naked girl looks like?That's horrible!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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unusual for a qftw poster not to of flounced and had their account deleted and started a new one, so congratulations on not being a fagot (
mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:17,
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right leaving 4ever now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:25,
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I'll leave the spelling of your hate-speech unchallenged (unless you're comparing him to a bassoon), but:(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:30,
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:22,
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happy candle day, you pointless shit stain(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:22,
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yes this is a very special occasion(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:26,
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FUCK OFF TANGLES
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:30,
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congratulations please fuck of back to QOTW(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:37,
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stepping you for this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:49,
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I like my ladies like I like my dice rollD6 +2 initiative... and by that I mean, in a box on a shelf untouched for years.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:05,
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I went to see Marissa Nadler last nightit was great. She's bloody acers live.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:03,
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yeah she sounds alright, but I have limited capacity for the likes of her(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:10,
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I think all of my female singer songwriter needs are covered by Nina Nastasia(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25,
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she seems alrightI think I'll stick to Marissa this morning though.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:30,
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Tangled up in blue, tangled up in blueUnder the table we must go, e-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tangled up in blue, tangled up in blue
He's all tangled, really really tangled
Tangled up in blue!
He don't eat meeeeaaaaaaaaat
*jazz hands*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:28,
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That's beautiful man*wipes away tear*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:34,
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Morning I am up at this time because I haven't slept yet. Apparently if you take someone off one kind of medication and give them another type and neglect to tell said person that the dosage is different then said person doesn't sleep all night and has to e mail his boss with some piss poor excuse about drugs
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:24,
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swallow a rat's cock you prickarse(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:28,
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Now this I can get behindAlt: fuck off dozers
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:38,
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I sincerely hope that spanishfly messily commits suicide live on webcam(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
you can't say thatI hope he botches the attempt and is left with crippling damage that slowly destroys him over a couple of years during which time his bitterness distances him from his few remaining friends so that he dies alone and in agony.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:04,
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so sorry 2 here that hun u no were we r if u need 2 chat(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:33,
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bit gay mateAlso ... this is a mongy-free thread so we can all be honest about what we really think about fishing
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:53,
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It's an activity which some people find enjoyable. Good for them, I say. Personally I have no feelings one way or the other about it.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:55,
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whenever I don't have an opinion on something I toss a coin and then argue vehemently and pointlessly for one or other position(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:01,
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If it makes them happy, good for them, I've got no problem with it.As long as they don't start coming over here and doing it front of me.
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start drinking lots of coffee this will reverse everything that has happened.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:38,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:43,
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so it's come to this, a fucksocks morning thread(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:13,
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alright, don't forget it's international vulture awareness day tomorrow, beware (
mongychops, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:18,
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What it's THURSDAY and there's already been a MORNING thread Who said this place was dead on it's arse?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:48,
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lol all my mates are tweeting about obamas helicopter keeping them awake circling townbet dovers is fast asleep
but he's not my mate so it dont matter
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:33,
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Funk that black bastardHe's a racist homo yo!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:17,
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Hello big whiny baby.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:05,
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My doctor said I have SchizophreniaBut you know what "they say"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:52,
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Do "they" say "piss off, Spanishfly"?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:55,
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I approve of this.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:03,
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I've never understood why you weren't made Top Mod.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:10,
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i think they said you should top yourself(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:16,
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The only voices worth listening toare the ones telling you to set fire to buildings
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like that useless specimen could start a real firehe'd be found in the morning doing snotty sobs in the middle of a pile of damp rags and used matches
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:27,
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no ... pretty sure that's just you(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38,
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no doctor ever asked you for a urine sample?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:38,
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no... INTO a tube,a fucking urine sample tube you bellend
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:52,
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I think the word "tube" means something else for the human race, you fucking Martian.The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31,
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You are wrong and MGT is rightThere. I said it. Never again.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:58,
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I've got a bag of them in front of me.If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02,
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dunno, is it anything to do with scizophrenia?because that is a massively misunderstood illness and it would be nice if someone said something relevant and useful about it for once instead of mistaking it for some kind of multiple personality disorder or something else which it really really isnt
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14,
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and smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated & sad and that is beautiful
They want what they're not and I wish they would stop saying,
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa
D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
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$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:29,
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now tell me where my name comes from(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:10,
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whatever happened to the rules of /b/ Dave, they are all taking credit when clearly ebaumsworld did it (
mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:38,
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Rules are for losers.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:51,
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I'm never playing pool with you, it'll kick off, you probably take 2 shots on the black (
mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:55,
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It's the first ball I pot.Instant win.
*sunglasses fall from the sky neatly landing over my eyes*
DEAL WITH IT.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:57,
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but that is against the uk pool rules, I've had this row in a pub before, it is just a re rack (
mongychops, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:58,
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The Author
Prof. Oldfather's General Introduction provides an overview of Diodorus' career, his work, and the manuscripts.
The Text of Diodorus Siculus on LacusCurtius
As usual, I retyped the text rather than scanning it: not only to minimize errors prior to proofreading, but as an opportunity for me to become intimately familiar with the work, an exercise which I heartily recommend. (Well-meaning attempts to get me to scan text, if successful, would merely turn me into some kind of machine: gambit declined.)
This transcription has been minutely proofread. In the table of contents below, the sections are therefore shown on blue backgrounds, indicating that I believe the text of them to be completely errorfree. As elsewhere on this site, the header bar at the top of each chapter's webpage will remind you with the same color scheme. Should you spot an error, however . . . please do report it.
I give further details on the technical aspects of the site layout after the Table of Contents.
There is currently (Feb 14), that I know of, no complete English text of Diodorus online anywhere. Books 33‑40 of the Loeb edition cannot be put online since they remain under copyright, but Andrew Smith (Attalus.Org) has put up his own Web edition: those Books are linked below as well, on green backgrounds.
For the Greek text, the situation is somewhat similar. Almost all of it is online at Perseus again, in a mix of two editions (for those Books the Greek column in the table below is shown on white backgrounds). Books 33‑40 are also provided in a cross-linked edition by Andrew Smith: again, green backgrounds below. The fragmentary Books 6‑8, however, seemed not to be found anywhere else, so I put them up here.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:42,
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Facebook is down lol(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:01,
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How will I see pictures of peoples dinners and ice bucket challenge videos now?(
Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:09,
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Alright DT? The missus just took me to see the inbetweeners 2 for date nightI was pleasantly surprised with it as I had anticipated it to be totaly shit.
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Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:03,
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I thought it was amusing, not laugh out loud funny, but amusing(
Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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I thought the first one was betterthe new one had some funny bits tho
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:30,
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this place needs a kick up the arse and I think youre the one to do it(
Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:31,
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I am in the juicer Alt: terrible bullying of arseless
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:55,
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coloured things on talk? the fuck is this shit?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:03,
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japs are right racist cunts, just looked at a list of all emojis, only one indian and not a single black face on there(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:19,
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still more yellow faces than anything else tho(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:20,
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I'm sure if they knew you felt like that they'd be......velly solly!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:29,
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Sure, why not(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:00,
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obamas in town what should i say to him(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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offer him a pint of brains and some pork scratchingsif he refuses then you have cast iron proof that he's a terrorist
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11,
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there's some graffiti on my way to work that says "fuck obama" i think that's a bit harsh then there's two warships hanging about, and loads of police, i dunno, it all seems a bit "eggs without chips" if you know what i mean.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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I don't know what you mean but I'm going to be diplomatic and pretend that I do.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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if they keep on like this we'll go full battered sausage(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42,
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knowledge of the nearest chip shop(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:51,
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it's ok, doves has got it covered ta(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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it's sad when families quarrel(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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we didnt quarrel i just didnt want to see his drug exploits(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18,
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are you at home tonight?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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like, from about 6pm maybe(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16,
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nah in work brooff tomorrow tho why
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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was gonna suggest taking the dog for a walk and maybe for a pint too(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24,
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but yeah ok, no problem, don't worry about me(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24,
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oh right ok well nevermindwanna go watch the anarchists tomorrow?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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i'd love to, but i don't think they'll let us into the summit(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:29,
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Ask him if he'd ever consider letting me go twos up on michelle. tell him I have all my own teeth and I'm in a band(
Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15,
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Ask him if your replica firearm looks like a real firearm?You know the NSA and GCHQ just had a butchers at this and put me on a list.
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who was it who asked a policeman if calling them a cunt was an offencei thought that was funny
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17,
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you're so vain, you probably think this summit is about you(
$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:37,
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Tell him you have a plan for Israelbut we can't talk of it here...the walls have ears
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42,
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This terrible post ^^^ seems to have slipped by un-replied-to.So I am replying to say I did a LOL.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:10,
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tell him to fuck off and take his military bases with him(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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Then where will our girls get their chewing gum and stockings?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:58,
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really the only real prison is bodily desire(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:07,
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so yeah, obama's in my neighbourhoodanyone got any messages for him?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:10,
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just tell him I said hi(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:12,
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Can you ask him to produce his birth certificate so I can check to see if he's eligible to be President of the United States or if he's actually just a Muslim born in Kenya? Thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15,
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Great idea, maybe take some bananas to throw at him too, that always goes down well.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:26,
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at least she's not dead like SOME people's mums.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30,
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what should i do if he refuses to show me his birth certificate?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:33,
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i paid like £60 for these shoes(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:40,
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Maybe buy a cheap pair and take them with you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:41,
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ask him something tedious about palindromes,Thanks.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:17,
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is there a longer palindrome than racecar?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30,
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A man, a plan, a canal, something about a hat(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36,
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Aibohphobiais a joke term used for the fear of palindromes.
Malayalam
the Dravidian language of Kerala
Rotavator
A soil tilling machine...
there are plenty of palindromic sentences though.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37,
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i'm going to click that i like thisi think this forum should be more educational
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39,
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If I typed google.com would that get a like as well? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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/talk needs a 'Don't like' button just for you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked?#imglovinitglovinitglovinit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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You probably mean "educative" rather than "educational"Educative refers to something that educates. Educational is something that pertains to education.
Like "informative" and "informational".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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I find this very informationallook at me, being all troublesome like an irksome brute
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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I found this post to be very usefive(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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Sometimes being so correctative seems a little confrontationful.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00,
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go fuck yourself, nobody cares(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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something that educates pertains to education(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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David Caneron is in my area he said to tell Obama"Get fucked" just passing the message on
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18,
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cameron and obama are visiting a school together near here(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:34,
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I am in your 'hood then (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43,
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i'll show him your artwork xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:35,
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i might roll up to the celtic manor blasting out some snoop doggthey'll probably have me in the nato summit
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36,
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Nah, he KNOWS he still owes me that pint.The tight fucker.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:32,
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ask if he wants to come to the pub for my birthday next month(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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get him drunk, take his power, and rule the united states as the overlord obamanolith(
Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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which pub?i might turn up and just watch you
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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