So, new guy moves into the flat and what's the first thing he says?
Have you considered buying an envelope rack so it's easier to sort through the post? I just like, stood there, astounded. I said 'I hadn't considered it, but now you mention it not especially.'
The rest of the flat (but not the Russian) are going to take him for a drink tonight.
EDIT: Dave Trouser had a point....Or did he?
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Have you considered buying an envelope rack so it's easier to sort through the post? I just like, stood there, astounded. I said 'I hadn't considered it, but now you mention it not especially.'
The rest of the flat (but not the Russian) are going to take him for a drink tonight.
EDIT: Dave Trouser had a point....Or did he?
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Fuck off SFligh
That was satisfying. Now I know why everybody else does it!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
That was satisfying. Now I know why everybody else does it!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
Part of the groovy gang now ain't ya pal.
(The groovy gang is everyone other than me they all pick on me)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
(The groovy gang is everyone other than me they all pick on me)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
I'm not sure how you want me to respond to this post.
There doesn't seem to be any interactive prompt, such as a question.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
There doesn't seem to be any interactive prompt, such as a question.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
Do any of you actually use the "friend" feature on here?
You should add me because I am popular and it will in turn make you popular too.
Alt: How high can you jump? No, really, do you even know?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
You should add me because I am popular and it will in turn make you popular too.
Alt: How high can you jump? No, really, do you even know?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
Alright DJ Rich?
Fancy clickin' dis?
goo.gl/7aIiBP
Clicking may cause disappointment.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
Fancy clickin' dis?
goo.gl/7aIiBP
Clicking may cause disappointment.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
is 4chan still going? meet, fight or fuck nonsense, dt would like that
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
Dunno really, didn't all them celeb tits pics appear on 4chan? I've never really understood it.
Just noticed a lot of referrals from there on the popularity contest poll thing.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:57, archived)
Just noticed a lot of referrals from there on the popularity contest poll thing.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:57, archived)
#winning - 73% popularity.
88 votes, 64 to me. Suck it losers! LOL.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
88 votes, 64 to me. Suck it losers! LOL.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
I am listening to Leonard Cohen's adaptation of La complainte du partisan
S'nice
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
S'nice
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
I met him in a at once.
Nice bloke. My dad had an erection so large he could pole vault to the toilet from Scotland
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
Nice bloke. My dad had an erection so large he could pole vault to the toilet from Scotland
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
No but the other night I went around to pick up some toothpaste
And he was wearing a dishdash. Swings and roundabouts innit
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
And he was wearing a dishdash. Swings and roundabouts innit
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
Since his stroke he doesn't give a fuck
He told my missus once when playing articulate "you are as thick as a newspaper" we lol'd
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
He told my missus once when playing articulate "you are as thick as a newspaper" we lol'd
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
42 votes so far. I had no idea there were so many people on this forum
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
The amount of sock puppet accounts
That wankers have there's only really 3 of us I am Dave Trouser
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
That wankers have there's only really 3 of us I am Dave Trouser
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
* changes name to "none of the above"*
Or before anyone strikes it NONCE of the above
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:28, archived)
Or before anyone strikes it NONCE of the above
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:28, archived)
You have 36 other accounts
I hope you are proud of yourself
^ needy spastic ^
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
I hope you are proud of yourself
^ needy spastic ^
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
^ doesn't understand things and is still upset with the potential to get more upset ^
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
you do realise that if you win
you will have to go to Battersea Dogs home and finger a dog while Rob and others
wank themselves unconscious watching you give stink digits to dogs.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
you will have to go to Battersea Dogs home and finger a dog while Rob and others
wank themselves unconscious watching you give stink digits to dogs.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
Hi everyone! It's that time of the week again when you can vote for your favourite /talk person of the week!
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2362253
Winner gets to be mod for a week
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2362253
Winner gets to be mod for a week
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
I think it'll be fine, I was originally going to do 'who is the biggest prick here who should fuck off and die in a fire' but I didn't want to upset him.
he knows who he is anyway
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
he knows who he is anyway
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
You can borrow any of mine if you are missing some of your own.
Love you, Rick.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
Love you, Rick.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
that's a bugger, I lost a bit of the tip of my finger in a crash with a car
but it healed over and is no recognisably fingerlike.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
but it healed over and is no recognisably fingerlike.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
ban them all
you're a rubbish fascist ... you never ban anybody
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
you're a rubbish fascist ... you never ban anybody
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
Wha's the point of being a mod on a tin pot forum that only about 10 people visit
if you don't throw your weight around a bit. I'd go mad with it. One unreasonable act per day.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
if you don't throw your weight around a bit. I'd go mad with it. One unreasonable act per day.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
the only way this place will be put out of its misery is blatant mod bullying
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
If I had code access I'd do stuff like embed background audio into /talk that plays after 5 minutes.
It would be a loud and sudden air horn or some shit.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
It would be a loud and sudden air horn or some shit.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
I think that annoying bird who gonz fancied got upset with me.
:(
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
:(
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
4rthur lol
b3ta lol
g4mm4 lol
d3lt4 lol
3ps1l0n lol
FUCKING Z3TA ROFL!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
b3ta lol
g4mm4 lol
d3lt4 lol
3ps1l0n lol
FUCKING Z3TA ROFL!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
Alright gloves.
Apparently my airways don't take too kindly to taking the wrong drugs.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)
Apparently my airways don't take too kindly to taking the wrong drugs.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)
British Airways don't take kindly to any drugs IME
unfortunately
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
unfortunately
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
It's IMEI you spastic
You will never get your phone back at this rate
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
You will never get your phone back at this rate
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Couldn't get past your children
When they are finished at it it will give it a go
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
When they are finished at it it will give it a go
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
Can't you just TRY leaving the children alone for 5 minutes MW?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
Michael Jackson is on a boat when it starts sinking
The captain shouts "women and children first!" Michael Jackson replies "is there enough time?"
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
The captain shouts "women and children first!" Michael Jackson replies "is there enough time?"
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
If you ban two hats I PROMISE PROMISE
To print off the Michael give edition of the newsletter and photograph my penis resting on it
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
To print off the Michael give edition of the newsletter and photograph my penis resting on it
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
Allow what?
Because he is a moderator of a text based forum that is frequented by more trolls than actual members that partake in conversations he will finger me in the arse? Get fucked
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
Because he is a moderator of a text based forum that is frequented by more trolls than actual members that partake in conversations he will finger me in the arse? Get fucked
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
I'm not going to say who I really am because I'm worried it will upset you more
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
You have two more before you get one free:
s24.postimg.org/b1a6fqs3p/breakdown.jpg
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
s24.postimg.org/b1a6fqs3p/breakdown.jpg
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
Hey grandma
I wish you the best of luck with your date and I hope it goes great.
It could be worse you could have an imaginary woman like most people (Dr shambolic)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
I wish you the best of luck with your date and I hope it goes great.
It could be worse you could have an imaginary woman like most people (Dr shambolic)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
Thanks SF
I hope your day improves and that it leads to a successful Friday and fun weekend.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
I hope your day improves and that it leads to a successful Friday and fun weekend.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
thing is, if it works out you are going to have to keep that up
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
As if we needed any more proof that you're actually Mortal Wombat
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Nah, if I was frank I'd probably say something hilarious like 'wanky wanky wanky wank wank'
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
Aren't you the guy who admitted to hacking into girls' hotmail accounts
then pretended that you were joking?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
then pretended that you were joking?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
haha yeah but not really I'm just a 'comedy' account set up to help bully him.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
Nothing
there's nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. The actual Albert marshmallow is a creepy little man. That's his hang up, not mine.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
there's nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. The actual Albert marshmallow is a creepy little man. That's his hang up, not mine.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
It's probably a member that pretends to have loads of money
And masturbates into his brothers socks
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
And masturbates into his brothers socks
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
This thread needs more ASCII Quo
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
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Here's a nice publicity shot from Bula Quo, which I'm sure is probably a very good film.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
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( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
I'd like to make a formal apology for dinting one of your croquet balls that time
I was drunk but that isn't an excuse.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
I was drunk but that isn't an excuse.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
I can't help thinking that a hybrid kendo-croquet would make an excellent full-contact ball sport
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
well I've got 3 sets of armour here
no croquet bits and pieces though...
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
no croquet bits and pieces though...
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
we do sometimes set up in the wooded area
and play "cross country croquet" around the trees.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
and play "cross country croquet" around the trees.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
yeah and then we sit around eating smarties and polos out of sample pots
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
I can't believe I've never been invited to a cross-country croquet and pisspot polo party.
:(
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
:(
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
we were all drunk,
pretty sure the balls were drunk too to be honest, they wouldn't go in a straight line anyway.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
pretty sure the balls were drunk too to be honest, they wouldn't go in a straight line anyway.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
There's a huge difference between "dinting" and "denting"
You need to make sure you are 100% sure you fucked something up
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:06, archived)
You need to make sure you are 100% sure you fucked something up
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:06, archived)
You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me.
You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
You make no sense. You are supposed to come to my house. YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? You don't know understand me. SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
How's your dumb wife? Has she managed to raise her IQ above the bread she makes?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
It all depends
Dr shambles "wife" will be shitting in the kitchen about now
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
Dr shambles "wife" will be shitting in the kitchen about now
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
Shit I was supposed to post this in /QOTW
Genuine phone call I just had with a delivery man on the phone
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
Genuine phone call I just had with a delivery man on the phone
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
yeah. Although I'm working outside of my house, in a field...I had just got used to working from home.
On the upside i have found 8 four leaf clovers, and 3 five leafers, so I think i might be in luck
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
On the upside i have found 8 four leaf clovers, and 3 five leafers, so I think i might be in luck
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
It means you are probably going to be killed by mutant clovers
Just back away quietly
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
Just back away quietly
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
dont think so, I lamenated some before and sold them on ebay for 3-5 quid each, I reckon I'm gonna find loads on this job
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
Ok, let's just get it over with
Spanishfly beakers
Someone calls him a beaker
Spanishfly accuses that person of being "upset"
Someone interesting starts a new thread
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
Spanishfly beakers
Someone calls him a beaker
Spanishfly accuses that person of being "upset"
Someone interesting starts a new thread
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
all mods need to report at Battersea Dogs home
at 12 for mod meeting.
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( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
at 12 for mod meeting.
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( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
All of them?
Are you sure? Can't just one of them go and then report to the rest?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
Are you sure? Can't just one of them go and then report to the rest?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
It's a shame that us normal folk aren't invited.
I've never liked dogs very much and feel I could be a positive influence on any dog euthanasia team.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
I've never liked dogs very much and feel I could be a positive influence on any dog euthanasia team.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
I'm not sure that it is, GMoS
Listen to this instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
Listen to this instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
this is what I am currently earpiping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAFjna9hJg
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSAFjna9hJg
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
That's excellent
That is 100% my cup of tea. Are there any albums of his I should look out for?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
That is 100% my cup of tea. Are there any albums of his I should look out for?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
He only brought out one album
Blues Run The Game... it's a very good album.
He's got a sad life story, he only started playing the guitar after a horrible accident involving a furnace fire exploding whilst he was at school, it killed a lot of his classmates. His music teacher gave him a guitar to play to help distract him from the pain of the burns.
He later got paid out for the accident when he was old enough, and he lived on it in a hedonistic but unhappy fashion, ultimately not keeping tabs upon it. He was found by someone later in life in a park, he'd been living on the street for quite some time and had a fairly serious injury from kids shooting him with a BB/air gun, which I believe ultimately blinded him in the one eye.
He was taken in by the man who found him, and lived a few more years before passing away, too young.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
Blues Run The Game... it's a very good album.
He's got a sad life story, he only started playing the guitar after a horrible accident involving a furnace fire exploding whilst he was at school, it killed a lot of his classmates. His music teacher gave him a guitar to play to help distract him from the pain of the burns.
He later got paid out for the accident when he was old enough, and he lived on it in a hedonistic but unhappy fashion, ultimately not keeping tabs upon it. He was found by someone later in life in a park, he'd been living on the street for quite some time and had a fairly serious injury from kids shooting him with a BB/air gun, which I believe ultimately blinded him in the one eye.
He was taken in by the man who found him, and lived a few more years before passing away, too young.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
Wow!
That sounds like one of thsoe dreadful movies they put on during the day. I'll definitely check out the album though, cheers.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
That sounds like one of thsoe dreadful movies they put on during the day. I'll definitely check out the album though, cheers.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
It's not called Blues Run the Game though - it is eponymously titled.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
sorry, you are right.
The version I have is the Anthology version which is called Blues Run The Game and has his eponymous album first and other recordings bolted on at the end
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
The version I have is the Anthology version which is called Blues Run The Game and has his eponymous album first and other recordings bolted on at the end
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
this is one of my all-time faves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8-ZOuKetU
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8-ZOuKetU
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
ah man, now I've just had to add a load of Son House & Leadbelly to my music queue
ta :)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
ta :)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
Yeah I love all of that
Still waiting for someone to buy this for me: honestjons.com/shop/artist/Southern_Folk_Heritage
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
Still waiting for someone to buy this for me: honestjons.com/shop/artist/Southern_Folk_Heritage
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
it seems almost compulsory to have a horrible life if you make that sort of music when you're young
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
I sometimes wonder about making my kids' lives more miserable in the hope that they may one day go on to create good art
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)
That's why my parents were unkind to me
But I showed them....I've done fuck all with my life! SUCKERS!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
But I showed them....I've done fuck all with my life! SUCKERS!
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
I'm planning it just for the fun
(I'm not actually planning anything of the sort, other than standard low-level dad jokes and embarrassment)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
(I'm not actually planning anything of the sort, other than standard low-level dad jokes and embarrassment)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
naww, look at the widdle candles
happy day, tangles. hope you've enjoyed the last 6 years despite spending them here
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
happy day, tangles. hope you've enjoyed the last 6 years despite spending them here
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
Probably step 2can for an hour or so, revoke all of your mod privileges and post nudes
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
ok, you started strong but it went downhill
also, you don't need to be a mod to post nudes *wink*
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
also, you don't need to be a mod to post nudes *wink*
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
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( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
unusual for a qftw poster not to of flounced and had their account deleted and started a new one, so congratulations on not being a fagot
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
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I'll leave the spelling of your hate-speech unchallenged (unless you're comparing him to a bassoon), but:
of have
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FUCK OFF TANGLES
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
I like my ladies like I like my dice roll
D6 +2 initiative... and by that I mean, in a box on a shelf untouched for years.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
D6 +2 initiative... and by that I mean, in a box on a shelf untouched for years.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
I went to see Marissa Nadler last night
it was great. She's bloody acers live.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
it was great. She's bloody acers live.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
yeah she sounds alright, but I have limited capacity for the likes of her
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I think all of my female singer songwriter needs are covered by Nina Nastasia
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
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she seems alright
I think I'll stick to Marissa this morning though.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
I think I'll stick to Marissa this morning though.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
Tangled up in blue, tangled up in blue
Under the table we must go, e-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tangled up in blue, tangled up in blue
He's all tangled, really really tangled
Tangled up in blue!
He don't eat meeeeaaaaaaaaat
*jazz hands*
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Under the table we must go, e-i-e-i-e-i-o
Tangled up in blue, tangled up in blue
He's all tangled, really really tangled
Tangled up in blue!
He don't eat meeeeaaaaaaaaat
*jazz hands*
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Morning
I am up at this time because I haven't slept yet. Apparently if you take someone off one kind of medication and give them another type and neglect to tell said person that the dosage is different then said person doesn't sleep all night and has to e mail his boss with some piss poor excuse about drugs
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:24, archived)
I am up at this time because I haven't slept yet. Apparently if you take someone off one kind of medication and give them another type and neglect to tell said person that the dosage is different then said person doesn't sleep all night and has to e mail his boss with some piss poor excuse about drugs
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:24, archived)
I sincerely hope that spanishfly messily commits suicide live on webcam
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
you can't say that
I hope he botches the attempt and is left with crippling damage that slowly destroys him over a couple of years during which time his bitterness distances him from his few remaining friends so that he dies alone and in agony.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:04, archived)
I hope he botches the attempt and is left with crippling damage that slowly destroys him over a couple of years during which time his bitterness distances him from his few remaining friends so that he dies alone and in agony.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:04, archived)
bit gay mate
Also ... this is a mongy-free thread so we can all be honest about what we really think about fishing
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
Also ... this is a mongy-free thread so we can all be honest about what we really think about fishing
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
It's an activity which some people find enjoyable. Good for them, I say. Personally I have no feelings one way or the other about it.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:55, archived)
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whenever I don't have an opinion on something I toss a coin and then argue vehemently and pointlessly for one or other position
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)
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If it makes them happy, good for them, I've got no problem with it.
As long as they don't start coming over here and doing it front of me.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
As long as they don't start coming over here and doing it front of me.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
start drinking lots of coffee
this will reverse everything that has happened.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:38, archived)
this will reverse everything that has happened.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:38, archived)
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( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
alright, don't forget it's international vulture awareness day tomorrow, beware
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
What it's THURSDAY and there's already been a MORNING thread
Who said this place was dead on it's arse?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:48, archived)
Who said this place was dead on it's arse?
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:48, archived)
lol all my mates are tweeting about obamas helicopter keeping them awake circling town
bet dovers is fast asleep
but he's not my mate so it dont matter
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:33, archived)
bet dovers is fast asleep
but he's not my mate so it dont matter
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:33, archived)
My doctor said I have Schizophrenia
But you know what "they say"
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
But you know what "they say"
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
The only voices worth listening to
are the ones telling you to set fire to buildings
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
are the ones telling you to set fire to buildings
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
like that useless specimen could start a real fire
he'd be found in the morning doing snotty sobs in the middle of a pile of damp rags and used matches
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
he'd be found in the morning doing snotty sobs in the middle of a pile of damp rags and used matches
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
I think the word "tube" means something else for the human race, you fucking Martian.
The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31, archived)
The thing you piss into for the entertainment of childish medics is called a sample pot or sample bottle.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:31, archived)
I've got a bag of them in front of me.
If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
If they're asking you to piss directly into the test tube then they're having a massive laugh at you and your pissy fingers.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
dunno, is it anything to do with scizophrenia?
because that is a massively misunderstood illness and it would be nice if someone said something relevant and useful about it for once instead of mistaking it for some kind of multiple personality disorder or something else which it really really isnt
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
because that is a massively misunderstood illness and it would be nice if someone said something relevant and useful about it for once instead of mistaking it for some kind of multiple personality disorder or something else which it really really isnt
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:14, archived)
and smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated & sad and that is beautiful
They want what they're not and I wish they would stop saying,
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa
Deputy dog dong a ding dang depadepa
D, world Destruction
O'ver and Overature
N, do I Need apostrophe
T need this Torture
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
whatever happened to the rules of /b/ Dave, they are all taking credit when clearly ebaumsworld did it
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:38, archived)
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I'm never playing pool with you, it'll kick off, you probably take 2 shots on the black
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:55, archived)
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It's the first ball I pot.
Instant win.
*sunglasses fall from the sky neatly landing over my eyes*
DEAL WITH IT.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
Instant win.
*sunglasses fall from the sky neatly landing over my eyes*
DEAL WITH IT.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
but that is against the uk pool rules, I've had this row in a pub before, it is just a re rack
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
The Author
Prof. Oldfather's General Introduction provides an overview of Diodorus' career, his work, and the manuscripts.
The Text of Diodorus Siculus on LacusCurtius
As usual, I retyped the text rather than scanning it: not only to minimize errors prior to proofreading, but as an opportunity for me to become intimately familiar with the work, an exercise which I heartily recommend. (Well-meaning attempts to get me to scan text, if successful, would merely turn me into some kind of machine: gambit declined.)
This transcription has been minutely proofread. In the table of contents below, the sections are therefore shown on blue backgrounds, indicating that I believe the text of them to be completely errorfree. As elsewhere on this site, the header bar at the top of each chapter's webpage will remind you with the same color scheme. Should you spot an error, however . . . please do report it.
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For the Greek text, the situation is somewhat similar. Almost all of it is online at Perseus again, in a mix of two editions (for those Books the Greek column in the table below is shown on white backgrounds). Books 33‑40 are also provided in a cross-linked edition by Andrew Smith: again, green backgrounds below. The fragmentary Books 6‑8, however, seemed not to be found anywhere else, so I put them up here.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
How will I see pictures of peoples dinners and ice bucket challenge videos now?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:09, archived)
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:09, archived)
Alright DT? The missus just took me to see the inbetweeners 2 for date night
I was pleasantly surprised with it as I had anticipated it to be totaly shit.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
I was pleasantly surprised with it as I had anticipated it to be totaly shit.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
I thought it was amusing, not laugh out loud funny, but amusing
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I thought the first one was better
the new one had some funny bits tho
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
the new one had some funny bits tho
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
this place needs a kick up the arse and I think youre the one to do it
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japs are right racist cunts, just looked at a list of all emojis, only one indian and not a single black face on there
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I'm sure if they knew you felt like that they'd be...
...velly solly!!!
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:29, archived)
...velly solly!!!
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:29, archived)
offer him a pint of brains and some pork scratchings
if he refuses then you have cast iron proof that he's a terrorist
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
if he refuses then you have cast iron proof that he's a terrorist
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
there's some graffiti on my way to work that says "fuck obama" i think that's a bit harsh
then there's two warships hanging about, and loads of police, i dunno, it all seems a bit "eggs without chips" if you know what i mean.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
then there's two warships hanging about, and loads of police, i dunno, it all seems a bit "eggs without chips" if you know what i mean.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
I don't know what you mean but I'm going to be diplomatic and pretend that I do.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
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was gonna suggest taking the dog for a walk and maybe for a pint too
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oh right ok well nevermind
wanna go watch the anarchists tomorrow?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
wanna go watch the anarchists tomorrow?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
Ask him if he'd ever consider letting me go twos up on michelle. tell him I have all my own teeth and I'm in a band
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
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Ask him if your replica firearm looks like a real firearm?
You know the NSA and GCHQ just had a butchers at this and put me on a list.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
You know the NSA and GCHQ just had a butchers at this and put me on a list.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
who was it who asked a policeman if calling them a cunt was an offence
i thought that was funny
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
i thought that was funny
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
Tell him you have a plan for Israel
but we can't talk of it here...the walls have ears
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
but we can't talk of it here...the walls have ears
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
This terrible post ^^^ seems to have slipped by un-replied-to.
So I am replying to say I did a LOL.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
So I am replying to say I did a LOL.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
so yeah, obama's in my neighbourhood
anyone got any messages for him?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
anyone got any messages for him?
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
Can you ask him to produce his birth certificate so I can check to see if he's eligible to be President of the United States or if he's actually just a Muslim born in Kenya?
Thanks.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
Thanks.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
Great idea, maybe take some bananas to throw at him too, that always goes down well.
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what should i do if he refuses to show me his birth certificate?
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( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
Aibohphobia
is a joke term used for the fear of palindromes.
Malayalam
the Dravidian language of Kerala
Rotavator
A soil tilling machine...
there are plenty of palindromic sentences though.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
is a joke term used for the fear of palindromes.
Malayalam
the Dravidian language of Kerala
Rotavator
A soil tilling machine...
there are plenty of palindromic sentences though.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
i'm going to click that i like this
i think this forum should be more educational
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
i think this forum should be more educational
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked?
#imglovinitglovinitglovinit
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
#imglovinitglovinitglovinit
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
You probably mean "educative" rather than "educational"
Educative refers to something that educates. Educational is something that pertains to education.
Like "informative" and "informational".
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
Educative refers to something that educates. Educational is something that pertains to education.
Like "informative" and "informational".
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
I find this very informational
look at me, being all troublesome like an irksome brute
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
look at me, being all troublesome like an irksome brute
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
Sometimes being so correctative seems a little confrontationful.
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
David Caneron is in my area he said to tell Obama
"Get fucked" just passing the message on
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
"Get fucked" just passing the message on
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
i might roll up to the celtic manor blasting out some snoop dogg
they'll probably have me in the nato summit
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
they'll probably have me in the nato summit
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
get him drunk, take his power, and rule the united states as the overlord obamanolith
( , Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
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