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Does anyone remember Vera Lynn?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
nope. no-one anywhere remembers vera lynn
it was all a figment of your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:43, archived)
Sweet, fuck you Roger. B3tA has spoken.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:53, archived)
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:11, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:14, archived)
the woman has a friend round...cackling is afoot

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:49, archived)

no, this.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:39, archived)
how much white wash
do you have?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Sep 2014, 5:06, archived)
it turns out brandy and milk isn't that great a substitute for a white russian,
oh well, gotta finish all this milk before i go away
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
You're going away? But who is going to irritate us with 'logic'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:00, archived)
i'm sure you'll think of someone

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
Hello MGT.
Where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:04, archived)
Keep off the Ginsters

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:13, archived)
Ginsters,
who would go to Cornwall and buy Ginsters, that's like going to Naples and eating in Pizza Hut.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:18, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
i rarely eat stuff like that anyway,
it's emergency food only
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
all the shite foods taste the best though
Keep it Kernow!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
Urgh... Do you have real people food?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:31, archived)
you can freeze milk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
i can't drink it frozen, mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:04, archived)
make milk cubes, defrost as required

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
they'll melt in my bag on the train,
not sure you've thought this through
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
take a cool bag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
i've nearly finished it now, anyway,
there's about enough left for my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
I seem to remember milk being yellow, whilst frozen.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
don't drink the yellow milk

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
lobbing milk cubes out of a window of a passing train
at the den (next to a rubbish burning plant) seems fitting and hilarious.. besides stinking up the tunnels might knock some sense into the divvy millwall tards
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Sep 2014, 5:18, archived)
I would have expected the milk to curdle in brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:47, archived)
orange juice does, i know that from stupid experience,
it's acidic things that do it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)
Every week my schoolfriends and I would pick out a bottle of alcohol each and a bottle of mixer, pour them together and then down it. One time I picked baileys and orange juice.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:57, archived)
baileys in guinness has an interesting effect,
basically the head turns into a sponge, i don't know what sort of chemistry is going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
It wasn't very nice, it was pretty much the same texture when I drank it as when I sicked it up later.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:08, archived)
Bailey's?
You big girly.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
Hey, if it's good enough for rough irish types...

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
although i regularly mix cream with tomato puree for a yummy pasta sauce,
i'd have expected that to curdle, yet it doesn't, i think the higher the fat content the less likely it is, also i'm stirring it not sure if that makes a difference
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)
you never met
birdy then..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Sep 2014, 5:19, archived)
Pers-anally I have a bottle of JD and I will absorb the lot.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:37, archived)
but milk is udderly disgusting
you freak
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
still not being blown here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
that's your fault

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
i'm only at half mast now, your loss

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
you need to be a bit more stylish than get it out in a pub and expect me to provide

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
I just got blown, shit was SO cash!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
trollface

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
I'm only 12% spastic

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
88% shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
yes you are

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:47, archived)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:06, archived)
I know you are, you said you are, but what am i?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
Wow...spot on, I'm great thanks...You?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:42, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
SATAN GET

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
Evade me, Dave.
Palindrome get!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:10, archived)

Son I am able she said, though you scare me. Watch, said I, beloved, I said, watch me scare you though. Said she, able am I, Son
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:29, archived)
That's a palindrome that uses words as the units instead of letters
A bit like an antimetabole, not that anyone gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)
proper skills there, I genuine respect.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:05, archived)
alright mark heap

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
alright m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:02, archived)
peachy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
cool beanz brah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
Alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:18, archived)
blow me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:25, archived)
Yeah alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
webcam or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
op never delivers :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
I know, what a bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:01, archived)
i am sitting in the pub with my nob out

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:11, archived)
I'm not blowing you in the pub
Think of my reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)
usual?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
New Thread
This time it's about FRIENDS THE TV PROGRAMME AND HOW THEY WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE AND ARE only clawing their way back to it because their solo careers were crap
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:29, archived)
It was well lol

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
I liked the one when Chandler fell down an escalator shaft and his face burst.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
I liked the one when monika walks in on joey and ross going twos up on an elderly hooker
and ross looks at her then does that shhh thing with his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
the one with the horse and the vat of used cooking oil was better

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
haha, yeah, reminds me of the one where all but rachael are taken hostage by a gang of roller blading hipsters and she is blackmailed into eating her own feaces for their release

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:57, archived)
was that the one that had the snuff movie being filmed at central perk as a sub plot?

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:00, archived)
thats the one, gunthers finest hour

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:05, archived)
I nearly wet myself laughing when joey..
pulled the cactus out of his arse and had a second cock grafted on his chin
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:17, archived)
and he still used Chandler ' s flannel to wash his face

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:25, archived)
i never really liked Friends

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
I had to Google to remember the character names
Despite seeing lots and lots of it in the 90s. I guess I just consigned it all to the "not worth remembering" bit of brain.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:34, archived)
They show it in HD now you know.
It's interesting what you can read/see in the background besides lots of French and Russian poster art. Also, it seemed that a lot more thought went into background props than in modern shows, even though in the original broadcast in SD you could never have seen what things were.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:02, archived)
fascinating
I've never been able to tell the difference between hd and non hd. Maybe it's because I'm not usually paying attention to the background.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:05, archived)
You have shit eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
I liked the one where there was a black person

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:41, archived)
Ha yes And the one where Phoebe resuscitated roadkill
then wrote a song about massaging a cat's heart
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:49, archived)
I liked it when Jerry says "How are YOU?"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:32, archived)

I can hear it now..
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:51, archived)
never really liked it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:43, archived)
I'd probably have had sex with that one with the nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
ross?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:14, archived)
that's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
What did the others have?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
inappropriate relationships with young people in their care

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:27, archived)
Oh how we lolled

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:36, archived)
noseybonk

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:25, archived)
that's the other one

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
What you do for sexual kicks is your business
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
it is not,
i'll have you know it's only a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
Oh. as you were then.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:34, archived)
friends was shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:21, archived)
To be honest, it was inane trite that amused those of an *easily amused* genre. Manna for the masses. Aka character 1 moved his arm, queue canned laughter. Robots of their own amusement.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:43, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
is it really?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
evening is an arbitrary construct
I have a beer so it's evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
always evening somewhere....
that's why I drink all day.... die liver die.
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
you owe it to him

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
shut up, you're dead

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
He's right

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
^Worst. Derek Acorah. EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
MARY LOVES DICK!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
Would have made a much better ending to The Sixth Sense though.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
What?!

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
WHAT?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
I have 30 more minutes of today in work.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
fuck off o' clock!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:00, archived)
Shot your load a bit soon there shambollock

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
Oh hello.
You probably don't remember me but you used to make me laugh. MONO briefly made me sad by telling me you were dead.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
Mono IS a prick.
So it isn't really his fault. He was made after Spanishfly wanked into a milkbottle.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
It's all lies.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
Shambles I think you've got a rubbish stalker, she's not even tried and has just announced it in a public forum
you should write to your local councilor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
Pffft.
You have a point.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7761504
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
she thinks we're all the same
what a fucking racist
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
I'm ten times the beard you'll ever be

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
I'm not as funny any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
I think it's just our standards are higher now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
I reckon they get lower every day.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
no you see, you are dead now
or at least dead to me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
Look can everyone just stop dying.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
everyone except you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
Ah shit.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
I expect MGT would say something like 'technically we are all dying and the only way to stop dying is to be dead'.
Fortunately she's not here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
because she's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
MGT is a bird?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
duh

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
its a shame that their in't sum way of sumonning MGT

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
technically we are all dying and the only way to stop dying is to be dead

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:21, archived)
I like to think you died a heroic death fighting
the terrors of Australian boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
Evening The AWESOMELY EVIL UNDEAD Doc Essssssssssssss.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
ahhhh! a zombie!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
ahhhh? Did you mean AAAARGH or do you find zombies cute?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
maybe he's at the dentist.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
Updates now please
I haven't posted here for about 5 years. I can tell this board has suffered greatly in my absence. Anyway, to business...

Do any of the following people still post here?

baldmonkey
sleepy binky
Dr Shambolic
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
no
no
no, unfortunately he died in 2011
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
Are you serious about the dying bit?
He was really funny. If that's true, I'm really sorry to hear it.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
He beat up a baby and got lynched.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
the mighty badger?

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
shot supermatt and went to prison for life.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
you are an extremely helpful boy/girl/clever typing animal.
Have a pat on the back and the appreciation of a grateful nation.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
*bows*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
*bows*???!
Get on your knees to accept the honour I have bestowed upon you.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:53, archived)
RAPE!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
Oh, I remember you now.
It was ALWAYS about forcing people to give you a blowjob with you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
she doesn't even remember me.
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
I remember you.
Hello.

I also like cunts, so you'll be pleased to hear that you haven't upset me or hurt my feelings and we can still be friends.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
I love a good cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
Even a slightly below average one will do for me.
Yum, yum, yum.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
lesbians, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
62932 messages on /talk?
That's got to be sadder than me having to rape people for sex.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
I heard he caught pox at a bash

(#1, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
They're all dead Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
I remember you.
Hello.

How about Mr. Tea? spangolin?
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
They're ALL dead Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
STOP GETTING HYPERDRIVE WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
Did you seen a bird today?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
too busy pissing on an orchestra?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
Not you too...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
should have said that to the people that made it, really

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
I realy liked it.
I think most people who hated it did so because of some sort of misguided loyalty to Red Dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
spangolin is in prison
she does get internet privileges but b3ta is blocked
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
I heard she escaped to the Los Angeles underground where she survives as a soldier of fortune

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
I love you in the face

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
:D
MONO!.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
shove it up ya

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
alright yourself.

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
I'm new
but apparently you're not supposed to speak to SpanishFly unless you're insulting him
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
Ok, thanks for that.
Any particular reason, or is it just a Cock Tuesday kind of thing?
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
he's just making shit up.
he's a cruel, nasty, evil, angry, little man.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
I'm not angry

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
How little are you?
I like the very little boys and girls.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
4'11''

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
Four is just marginally too young for me, eleven's far too old. Sorry.

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
WTF. being pissed are you anything related to Moggy???
/off to expel wasted booze.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:49, archived)
baldmonkey had a mental breakdown and came back as brb
binky was shit
shambles died in a house fire
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
sleepy binky was amazing
she never let me touch her
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
probably because you are hideous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
but she's so lovely.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
She's the LOVELIEST.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
yep
just goes to show how devestating your hideousness is
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
You DO NOT get to bully binky.
EVER.
Fuck you The Doveston.
Just, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
^Asking to be SUPER SECRET MODSTAPO STEPPED.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
Oh, but then i will have to find another way to pretend to work, and this way is so good as people see me reading and typing

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
^upset :(

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
does brb do baldmonkey poetry?
I like baldmonkey's poems.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
nah, he's shit now
just talks about his bins and is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
You're lucky that very little rhymes with Doveston or I'd be all poetical up in your shit.
Anyway I rarely discuss my bins. I like to remind people to put their bins out. That's called being selfless and community minded, you selfish prick. You make me so upset sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:33, archived)
you forgot Frank
but baldmonkey is in each and every one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
I remember when all these internets were fields

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
<---- /board
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
alright you bully!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
alright The LOVELIEST GMOS.
*Brooms*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
Good afternoon our Stoooj
you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
Not bad ta chap.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
Not feeling bad at all.
Pretty smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
HUZZAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
Prison
prison
Unfortunate sex accident involving pickled eggs and a white bicycle, culminating in suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
mmmmmmmmmmm, pickled eggs.

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
No, but I do and I'm great.
We did a vote and everyone said I was the best.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
I missed that. But i would have voted for you
the only one smart enough to be a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
Why thank you Glovington, that's very kind of you to say so.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
Unless this board's character has changed significantly, I find that rather hard to believe...

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
It's much nicer here these days, we spend most of our time complimenting each other.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
How very refreshing.

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
I love what you've done with your hair, by the way

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
Pffft.
Thanks, I went to the hairdresser's this morning.
(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
No, I meant your other hair.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
Thanks. You don't think the thunderbolt is too much?

(littlemissmischievous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
very striking

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
I think some people might find it a bit shocking

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
Electricity lols

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
A gentleman, and a doctor
what a catch
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
I hope my wife realises quite how lucky she is.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
it's funny you should say that because she was telling me exactly how lucky she is just the other night.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
alright
I died. Sad story.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
was it in a fire?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
yeah ... a cancer fire in my balls

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:05, archived)
a real tragedy

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
Ok, so I am going to give you a break from Dave Trouser for a while.
I can't guarantee how long it will be for, but maybe a few hours at least?

Feel free to make chevrons, and generally have a better time while I am absent. I must now leave the house (WTF?) and WALK somewhere, before WALKING back again.

Try not to get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
I might kill myself now.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
Go on then

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
Christ,
what's your fucking problem?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
he wants you dead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
Yup

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
Bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
Totally

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
I don't want you to die MONO
I'd just be satisfied to see you in a tremendous amount of pain
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
Thanks Tw'ats
You're a true friend
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
I think it's great that you're trying to lose a little weight
I am here to support you.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
but I will be upset while you are gone
probably too upset to make chevrons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
oh man but you are the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
No one's arguing with that, tangled

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
i'm 32% upset already

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
poos

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
soop

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
opos

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
spoo(ge)

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
goos(t)ep

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, archived)

goostep
r
a
n
d
m
a
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
also: please define goostep

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
it's like dubstep but for geese

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
sticky rhythms, squishy beats

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
oods

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
sopo

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
odos

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, archived)
this isn't going well

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
It's awful isn't it?
Totally bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
it's like the internet has run out of fun

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)
Try a lobotomy

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
try

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
I got bored

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
We could have an argument?
You have poo in your mouth. Is it yours?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
Only here.
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/567018352/hello-i-recently-had-to-replace-my-antique-wooden

NSFW due to a couple of BOOBS images, but that's not the topic of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
what the sweet zombie jesus is a "fingerbox"?!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)

www.fingerbox.org/emagazine.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)

www.fingerbox.org/gallery.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
Alternative info:
cromwell-intl.com/fun/fingerbox/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:43, archived)
still not helpful

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
I don't know what to suggest then - it's not a difficult concept.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
ok, apparently I "get it" now.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
i dunno right but i don't think i should go on 4chan in work

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:43, archived)
Probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
doesn't seem to want to open the link on my work computer :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
You probably shouldn't have tried... that will get logged.
4chan at work - not even once. I recommend you wipe your history and cache and cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
I think they've recently changed the settings as I used to be able to open pretty much anything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
and I'm pretty sure wiping my history etc wouldn't prevent the IT nerds knowing my dirty secrets

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
No, but it's one less bit of evidence.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
I think I'll stick to not being shit at my job so they don't need evidence on which to fire me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
doos

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
sood

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
Haha
Now that's just a general suggestion.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
omg hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
like a diamond bullet, right between the eyes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
I am literally rolling on the floor
silently
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
Awe-inspiring

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:27, archived)
sdoo

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
well, i wasn't going to but ok yeah i guess

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
if you fool yourself you will make him happy

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:27, archived)
make who happy?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
whoever you like, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
makes sense
see you fuckers on the other side...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)
of what?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
NOOOO!!


oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
but they tell me I have so much to live for

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
Not any more.
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)

I'm not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, archived)
You got it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
I saw a really terrible AC/DC tribute act last week

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
I saw hayseed dixie at boomtown
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJUywl7CFw
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
I know who they are, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
Did they have an amusing name?
Back in Black or something? Or maybe Aysee Deesee.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
ACDCUK
they were really really terrible
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
i NEED TO CALM DOWN
I haven't had any kind of stimulant but I feel real on edge. ANy suggestions?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
Five tablespoons of instant coffee in a pint of chocolate milk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
You know you might be right
I once read that you have a kind of caffeine dial and if you push it all the way around you become sleepy again.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
It's absolutely true.
I recommend getting a crate of 100 of these, and using 6 per day at around 5pm. You'll sleep SO well.

www.thai-food-online.co.uk/shopping/shopexd.asp?id=727
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
that should work

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
top yourself

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
I should have mentioned.
I want to relax without dying.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
try deep breathing or meditation

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
Will do

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
slam your bollocks in a desk drawer

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
Tried that once.
Can't try it again
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
did you break the drawer?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
Loads of cocaine

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
I haven't got any cocaine
Your suggestion is impractical
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
what's your favourite shape?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
triangle

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:06, archived)
Isoceles, scaline, equilateral?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
i forgot about scaline

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)

scaline dre
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
Overpriced headphones

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
I don't discriminate, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
Admirable

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
isoceles? equilateral?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
Pentagon

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
that's a really lazy name for a building, in hindsight

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
It's so terrorists can't find the secret sixth side of the building

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:30, archived)
the roof?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:35, archived)
shh careless talk

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)

talk + whisper

*Plays Sexy Sax Solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
Yay Gloves!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
alright...Ive actually had to do work today. what is happening to my otherwise awesome life eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
Ym

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
call me old fashioned but I like a good rectangle

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
^ old fashioned

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
wagon wheels are smaller, things cost more, Easter's early this year, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
'member spangles

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
or an oblong, if I've had a few drinks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
haha rectangle sounds like rectum

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
not really but I see what you're getting at

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
someone should do one of those strike-throughs it would be well lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:24, archived)
I'm not sure I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)

rectangle sounds like rectum I fuck dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
The kind you throw

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
sawtooth
Right now I'm fixing a Catholic nun's laptop. So far I've found over 3000 viruses and malwares and whatnots, but no porn yet.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
Any divine interventions?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
decahedron

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:29, archived)
boob shape

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
there are a lot of variations of this

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
most of them are pretty good though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
i'm not a big fan of 'fried egg nailed to a bit of 2 by 4'

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
saved

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
Chevron :D

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
NOT ON MY WATCH

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
IMPOSSIBRU!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:30, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
NOPE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
NO WAY

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
RUINED

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
NOPE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
the round ones are

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
consider them all equally loved by me
including but not limited too danglers, wobblers, perkies, saggies, plastics, un-evens, high nipplers, cancerous, bigguns, pertuns,squishy, firmuns, fried eggers and fattuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
Fair do's

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
Yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
Pear.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
mauve

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
dodecahedron

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
I thought they were all extinct?

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
that's just what they WANT you to think

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
Plans for the weekend everyone?
Wedding tomorrow me so have to stay sober tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
DIY

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
Cabinets?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
coffins

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
Same thing

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
crate digging

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
burying ebola victims

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
edgy

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
Receive location of open air not strictly legal party, Attend
Regret
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
Acting in a film

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)

Go on then I will play along
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
Nah man.
I really am. I might even link to it when it's finished.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
What's it called?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:04, archived)
At present I am not in a position to disclose this information.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
5/7 today, guessed most of them though
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29069921
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
3 for me
rubbish questions, must be rigged
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
great stuff on hys today
we shud go for the swiss and US approach where we all have weapons in our homes making it uneconomic for socialist countries to invade.

the racist socialist narzies cudn't be bothered invading swissland and the fascist socialist japanese wud not have been able to take the US as they wud hv had to fight a war to take each city.

(guns shud not b given to religists though - too unstable)
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
that has to be a joke, right?
right?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
ain't you never been to swissland?
full of religists
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
0/7

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
alright thicko

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
I haven't done it yet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
6/7

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:04, archived)
7/7
they were fairly obvious, I guessed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
jesus, did you have to make this about the london bombings?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
7/7 hurrah

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
you're only cheating yourself

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
Winning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)
6/7
check 'em
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:45, archived)
The only way to win is to not play the game

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:21, archived)
subbuteo?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
Nothing, what's subbuteo with you?
Haha banter
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
2/7
and I guessed one of them
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
NEW THREAD
What are you going to achieve today?

Alt: Ask me a question.

Also: still #winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
94 votes now, I suspect there may be some cheating going on somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
Yeah, meatsnake has 12 votes...
No way that's real.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:10, archived)
^jealous, plus I voted for SpanishFly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
Nothing to stop you voting more than once.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)
Really? that seems like a massive flaw in the voting system.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
It's like it was written by some amateur for non-serious purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
Well I guess you'd have to be quite high on the needy spastic level to bother exploiting it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
Indeed.
Or have a history of distorting polls for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
At least Spanishfly's 5 votes are now easily explained away.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
5 people have voted for me?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
Yep, you're really turning it around from all the fiddler stuff. Well done!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
Humour?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
I'm not even on the list.
Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
Alright
Don't cry ffs
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
I won't be able to sleep tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
Maybe you should try posting more then, this place is dead on it's arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
I feel like I've let you all down :(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
It's ok, we're not disappointed by something we expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
brb just gunna go top myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
This looks almost like a statement that brb is going to kill themselves.
But isn't, which IS disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
I'm back now btw

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
I reckon we need another new thread - this one has become a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
One not started by you would be a good start.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
My thoughts exactly - can you imagine the upset?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
I'm in floods of tears just thinking about

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
This has potential to be a massive chevron.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
Some prick will ruin it though

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
probably me

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
Imagine if some cock-end deleted one of the posts above us ^^^
That would be terribly unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
You wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
I reckon MEATSNAKE would. Or SpanishFly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)
MONO! might.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
He's too scared of the mods.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
Fuck the mods
they keep shortening my posts :(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
Really?
I don't believe you. Should I post something really long to test whether they are just picking on you, or if it's some new mod-rule for all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
Yeah, go for it
maybe we should all do it?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
this is like our own chatroom

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
It's getting a little cramped in here though

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:24, archived)
It's about to hit the edge of my screen though - oh there we go, it just scrolled as I typed that (and this).

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
Fuck this place
first they delete my posts and then they stop us from trying to have a conversation
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:26, archived)
I've had to zoom out now just so I don't have the fucking scroll

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:27, archived)
You need a new gimmick

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:10, archived)
BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES! BUMHOLES!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
Don't be bitter MONO
I just asked a simple question about your plans for the day, and you go and get pissy.

You need a new gimmick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
I'm confused now.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
Sexually?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
touch me

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)
attention-seeking prick who can't settle on a username

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:40, archived)
Nothing of any great consequence, DT - just working through a regular part of my job.
Alt: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
Hello monster munch.
Thank you for taking the time to answer my question.

I'm not going to answer yours though. Good day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
i don't think you've left a respectful amount of time for the morning thread
poor form
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)
I think I have.
06:51 vs 09:08

Loads of time. Also, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
kids today
no respect
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
probably slightly less than I'm paid to achieve

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)
Do you finger dog bumholes?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)
I do have a dog!
But I do not finger his bumhole. Sorry if that is a disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
People who own dogs are complete imbeciles

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7720797
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
My dogs don't smell.
Well, they do smell, that'd be silly, but they don't smell.
Make sense, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:54, archived)
You're immune to the smell as it will be on all your clothes and belongings. Dog owners are like smokers, they're completely oblivious to how much they stink.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)
When they weren't my dogs they didn't smell either.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
I am right there with you 2 can

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
aw, you guys are like peas in a pod

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
I said dog owners are mental manolith, I didn't say anything nasty about dog fingerers.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
you said mental, he said imbecilic
you're made for each other
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
My dog is a 33KG slobbery boxer crossbreed.
I bet that pleases you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
Well it certainly doesn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
one of mine is the most ridiculous excuse for a JRT
she's smaller than the cats.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
Your house smells, your clothes smell
You smell
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
Still in bed me.
Recuperating
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
part timer

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
I know right!
And term starts on Monday...not sure I am going to be ready
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
loser.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
Survivor

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
From what?
All that noncing? LOL!!11!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
gonna sort my tools out and load them in my van, work monday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
Do you have a jittery stomach thinking about it?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
Nah it'll be cool, if I don't like it I'll sack myself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
You're going back to work? Run out of money for drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
it's not for financial reasons, it's for health reasons, Dr's say I need to

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
He's probably just jealous

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
dunno, I was gonna copy Dr's working hours, 12 a week and pay myself about 200 quid an hour

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
That's a pretty sweet deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
That's for locums
I do nearly 60 hours a week and get a hundred grand a year, of which I pay over a quarter into my pension, 7 grand for medical indemnity, another grand in GMC, RCGP and BMA membership and I somehow have a 45 thousand pound tax bill next year.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
I've got a few bits and pieces to get done in work...
...got to hang up my kendo stuff and fix any of my shinai (the practice sticks), it's the British Teams competition tomorrow, and whilst my team has some strong members we have a few weaker elements as well, I'm not right fussed though, as captain I just get to pat people on the back and say "not to worry" if they lose.

I'm quite excited for tomorrow I do like a good roflkendo.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
You're too soft on them.
That's why they're weak elements, and always will be.
Beat the shit out of them EVERY time they fail you. I'm not even joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
I'm part supportive, part a massive wanker.
If we scare off too many people the club doesn't earn enough and I can't practice the way that I want.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
Spread a rumour that everyone that leaves is never seen again
and several months after they leave, unidentifiable human remains keep showing up in local rivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 6:51, archived)
'ning

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:23, archived)
alright arsey
Top name.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:39, archived)
morbs horbs

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:48, archived)
shazza!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)
yeah yeah stop going on

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:48, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)
alrizzle me nizzle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)
MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:12, archived)
You don't really live up to your username.
Well, not in text anyway - I've seen your face and it certainly DOES match the username.

SICK BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)
h

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:26, archived)
alright ger, another bright new day dawns

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)
both kids are at school, mongo
not sure how I feel about this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
won't be long until they're pregnant/in borstal

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:55, archived)
and the whole house will be mine again! score!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
I'm inclined to keep one around, to care for me in my dotage.
One of mine, obviously, not one of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
best thing is to get rid of them and then lure one back out of guilt later on.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
That sounds like a shortcut to a few months of intense resentment,
culminating in a pillow over my face.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
Old?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:59, archived)
my mate was a grandad at thirty
I was old before I even started.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
Your mate sounds like he might be a bit on the chav side...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
a bit?
He was a charming fucker but thick as owt ... and his son seems to have been the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
An inevitable outcome.
We need to stop charging for education. Acceptable loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:46, archived)
morning mr h and /talk

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
alright tangles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
hey manols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
Early riser.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
Getting annoyed at the bullshit being stirred up by that Sarkeesian woman to promote her own toxic world view.
I would normally filter such nonsense out, but it seems to be catching on in UK media of late.

Thunderf00t is 100% correct on this matter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tXyqPCOCM (27 minute video that might help some of you night crawlers sleep).
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 1:33, archived)
I just burped on 5 haircuts

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:04, archived)
I don't know what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:10, archived)
Also, hello Donkey Gums.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:10, archived)
yo bum switcher

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:12, archived)
shut it Dave, yes you do, stop trying to be attractive towards the young kids with their pokemons and new-fangled dick pulling techniques

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:12, archived)
now it's six, popped out a right old forelock curler

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:10, archived)
Chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 3:57, archived)
I really don't care what thunderfoot has to say about anything.
He's a pseudo-intellectual misogynist bore with delusions of grandeur and a very kickable face.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 4:15, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 4:16, archived)
Anita is that you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:09, archived)
I don't know what who of this is about,
so I'll assume that brb is right.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:10, archived)
Word jumble.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
Anyone bother looking at the stars anymore?
I tried to get into astronomy but I don't need the universe to feel small.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:08, archived)
select your nearest fairy cake
then look at it, then yourself, then the universe.

Then understand how shit Spanishfly is in relation to you, a cake, and the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
I am tired, good night

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
'night

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
This will be met with an amazing amount of
Nonchalant ism as it deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
In case you're wondering why SpanishFly was elected /talk nonce,
www.b3ta.com/links/1110487

The video no longer exists but the comments tell you everything you need to know.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
The internet needs people like you...you know those people that
Have nothing better to do with their lives
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:15, archived)
A lot to digest there...

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:24, archived)
It's an interesting read.
Lots LOTS of members of this site still think that teaching revolves around chalk
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:29, archived)
no
i think they just think it's a little odd that you would post their videos here, especially with how important you seem to think it is that they would never find out where you posted it, as if they wouldn't have consented if they'd known.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:54, archived)
yeah ... you're a creepy nonce and should probably be fired

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:25, archived)
Oh!
If you took the time to read my responses you would realise that no codes of conduct were broken...other than fucking children obviously
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:28, archived)
i did read all of it,
i haven't read the code of conduct at wherever it is you teach though so i can't say anything about that
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:29, archived)
You didn't read all of it
Edit: not possible in 4 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:29, archived)
yes i did
edit: 4 minutes? wat?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:30, archived)
This might go on for some time
But we both know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:31, archived)
now you may well be cisco qualified and not know what != means,
but thinking 25 - 11 = 4 just takes the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)
Past...!I think he's talking to you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
I do not know how old you are or anyone else here
I did my cisco quals back in my early years about the same time I did my windows 2000 quals so there's a timeline. But once qualified as a lecturer that became my profession.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:45, archived)
well != has meant "not equals" in programming languages since 1972 at the latest,
maybe you never had to learn C (or any derivatives such as Java), i'm honestly not having a go at you for that, but where on Earth did the "4 minutes" come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:49, archived)
Got elected /talk nonce because I have a job that is relatively rewarding
Other than that sometimes I have sex with jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:33, archived)
Eh yo yo yo
Down in the hood they call /talk
looking around to see which way I should walk
Over there on the corner I spy out mongy
selling watches and fingering a honey
On the next block there's Stuj fucking penguins
but he's so LOVELY they make an exception
Grrmachine is down with the Polish
miserable as fuck and eating pickled fish
the look on his face is a treat as
his car arrives and it's a Beetle
Shit be Spanishfly
Peace out


fuck off dozers......
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)
Oh I am so hurt by this it smarts

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
At least you got a mention

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
hey, I gave you a vote on the poll AND a comment on your board post
shit, you can't please anyone these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
:)
And I still love you.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
It's always weird when I see /talk guys on the board.
It's like you're skipping over to plant mines or something.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)
I think you'll find I've posted more on /board than /talk
but that was lost in the mists of time. So many years, so many b3ta fucks. Makes my one-eye go misty just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
See that's the problem
Interspecies breeding
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
You know that you claim to wank in the office milk?
Does that mean you aim your ehaculate into, say, a pint of milk or do you pour yourself a bath of milk stolen from the office over the course of several months, submerge yourself, then proceed to start jacking off?

Really, I'm intrigued.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
don't encourage it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
I just wank into a bottle
It's not complex. It's how Mr Horrible was conceived
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
and this is why single parents are a political issue

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
Nah they just build pizza ovens and go fishing and pretend to go to America

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
oh, have a life, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
No i didn't say that
EDIT: in fact I was implying the exact fucking opposite. Are you ok Hun?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
Are you trying to produce your own Mr.Horrible?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:41, archived)
Now why the shuddering fuck would I want to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
Because of your perversion.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
You mean my penchant for kids right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
This appears to be widely documented.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
Libraries are full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
It's real good shit

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
I feel a little bit pressured by your presence now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
No means no.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
so that you can suck my replica cock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
SpanishFly
You want to suck your Mr Horrible replica's cock?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
There is only about 30% of this that makes any sense

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
Is it the 30% you want to suck?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
You are fucking creepier than me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
Then you're not trying hard enough

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:01, archived)
I never tried
I just got tagged as /talk nonce. It also helps me get away with the fact I interfere with children
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
Long may you occupy the office of /talk nonce

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
If you are trying to queer me up it's working

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
Trying too hard bro

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
I have a cup of tea, oh aye!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
One day I am going to write and publish your diaries
I think we are onto a winner with this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
it's all a matter of perspective
I'm not drowning in the tea... If I was the story would be stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
Treacle

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
I do have a couple of lines about you Rickovski
but I didn't want to sully you by associating you with a line that mentioned Spanishspastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
let's not bully anyone.
We're all not friends here, but it's the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
It appears I have become a poster boy for people to get upset about
It is the internet after all
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
AND you're a cunt of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
Well that's just charming isn't it.
If I have offended one of your "best internet friends" I do apologise.

Could you justify your statement in less than one word for me please
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)
Sorry I didn't get that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
although I'd like to add to that the following:
prick, wanker, beaker, waste of time and space and also the hashtags #fuckoffspanishfly #cuntofthehighestorder #dieinafire #stickatoasterupyourarseandswitchiton
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
^ upset on the internet with someone he will never meet ^
Do you have asperges?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
I do like the tips fried in butter

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
You are at one end of a definite spectrum
At the other end there is Dave Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
Isn't 'Aspergers' the 'in' thing at the moment?
Like 'Hey, I like counting things, I must be on the spectrum' or 'sometimes I think I'm really smart despite my cuntery - maybe I'm aspergic'?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)
Most of the time they just stick a bag on their head
Crawl under the desk in my classroom and rock back and to until someone either calls their parents or skullfucks them.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)
and usually you do the latter then the former
see you in the morning for a cultured "morning" thread.

I might even reveal my rhymes abut SSG, TD and THE POPE.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
BBC report "An 82-year-old woman has been killed in a suspected beheading"
How on earth do you have a "suspected" beheading? Guys! Is the head on or off? Is it like hanging by a thread or something?
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)
Yeah, and what about airline food?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
beheading is intentional, it could also be an accidental decapitation. hope this helps. but otherwise awesome topical comedy, well done m8.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:36, archived)
Exactly what meaty said.
What a retard. My uncles friend drove his motorcycle into the back of a lorry carrying sheet metal, he spent the last 30 seconds of his life doing an impression of a Pez dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
Dishing out sweeties to kids? I guess your noncery runs in the family.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
My uncles FRIEND
You illiterate spastic (secretly you are my favourite)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
Oh yeah, well, I only skim read stuff. Reading the whole thing is classic paedo behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
You got me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
Yeah not really, I liked your pez dispenser description

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
It's how, in my head, it would have looked.
Of course there would have been small children milling around as well
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
you are shit!
i am beinng needlessly a shitcunt right now :D
you inspire me
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
I don't say about internet fanny works.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
Do you know what this board needs?
Either more new people like you or more sock puppets like you.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
yup thats... fuck you
fuck off
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
Congratulations you won b3ta bingo
Fuck appeared twice. Here's a cuddly toy take it home to impress your friends
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
I dont have any friends xD
i get nothing for saying cunt three times then?
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:18, archived)
Why would you?
You sad deal or no deal reject.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
owch
i must be a loser
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
Or a man of the cloth

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
that's like something out of The Omen,
you don't have a 666 shaped birthmark on the back of your head do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
How the fuck would I know what I have on the back of my head.
Seriously
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
dunno maybe someone mentioned it,
or do you never interact with anyone in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
Fuck off MGT

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
dick reply tho

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
Alright DVDfever

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
blah blah
think some more
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
bang it really hard against a wooden surface, until it leaves an impression

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
Bang my cock against your sense of humour?
No thanks you weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
fuck yourself?

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:06, archived)
You dropped this
"Go"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
nope just got here
and i suppose i have been here a while
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
take my wife's head

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
Best head EVER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
your so great and i am so shit

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
So you know when you aren't wearing women's underwear
Do you an other function in life that could entertain anyone else other than yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
I said "my wife's 82, but she still gives good head! But she overheard me, and I forgot she had Asperger's and took everything literally"

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
That was great that.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
going to go cry myself to sleep

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
I think you may have posted
From the wrong account. That's what this place needs. TWO accounts more crushingly dull than me
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:27, archived)
jesus, can't believe joan rivers died like that

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)
Have you never heard of Nearly Headless Nick?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
How about mike the headless chicken
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
run out of way to insult you :(
so that's' i,t sux to be me
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
When you understand English...
...Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
not as such no

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:19, archived)
Mucho

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
what?

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
Now who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
your cunt

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
Ah you are P0p3
And I get called a needy spastic
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
i should get some sleep :/

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
stop talking to yourself you needy cunt, you're fooling nobody

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:19, archived)
About as obvious as bowel cancer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:21, archived)
ahh i am beaten

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
Fucking hell.
To be as boring as you are in one incarnation you are even shitter than I am in your "comedy" account.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:36, archived)
Hahahaha
You bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
rip joan rivers
4eva in our heartz
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:22, archived)
Good.
Evil cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
I expect she had a good innings.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
81

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:38, archived)
ian botham's footpenis

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
Do you know what I really really liked about her...
Fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
The spider dog video on /links is far better than this bollocks "news" anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
TRIPS

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
TRIPS

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:46, archived)
typical jew

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
And that's coming from a man of the cloth
Filthy child molestering guru
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
Stop trying so hard, you pathetic waste of pixels

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:39, archived)
Stop telling someone you perceive to be trying too hard
To stop trying so hard you pathetic waste of a zero
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
Let's all just concentrate on improving our own behaviour instead of being critical of others.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
Fucking hell is it the real brb?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:18, archived)

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