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is there some cliquey reason i havent been on the popular page recently?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
BEcause of my film

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
There's a rumor going around
that you fuck dogs
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:32, archived)
and let's face it, that's not original anymore

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:45, archived)
i admire anyone upset at lack of originality on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
teeheehee pointing at chickens

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:05, archived)
jealousy, gobster
pure jealousy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
sounds most likely explanation tbf

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:52, archived)
You've not been very active, that's all.
Come on SSG, get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:55, archived)
why

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:00, archived)
^clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
yes but im not supposed to say

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
popular page is for wankers, no idea why you're not on it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:33, archived)
mid afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
Great!

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
I felt unwell at about half-twelve today, however, now I feel fine.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
not yet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
alright brub

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
ish

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
¯\_(tsu)_/¯

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
OGC

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
I'm replying here to indicate that I understand this joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
I really think so

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)

¯\_(心)_/¯
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:01, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
well

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
Today has been a shit day.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
how so brother?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
Work. Just work plain and simple.
Pretty much had enough. You started your new job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
aight people
alt: LAS assessment tomorrow
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
what's a las assessment?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
London ambulance service
trying to get a job as emergency crew
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
Depending on who you ask, working on the ambulances is either:
a) a higher pressure job, that will bring you into contact with the worst of humanity
or
b) a massive doss, where you can spend your time in A&E, eating biscuits and flirting with the receptionists.

Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
I only know two people who work for the ambulance service and they're both utter cunts
hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
didn't rachel off of s club sing about it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
i don't know, but i do know that there ain't no party like an s club party

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
there's a party over there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
you gotta fight for your right to party

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
I've checked the terms and conditions and it seems I waived all partying rights when I signed the contract

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
The Beastie Boys would frown on that

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
Adam probably wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
Hard to frown when dead, I imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
there are two adams, but shambles isn't 'fly' enough to know that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
Neither am I, though

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
Adam Yauch is one of the people I killed during my "killing musicians by going to see them" phase.
I was cursed.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
he was my favourite :(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
Could you perhaps pop along to an X Factor audition in the audience
Imagine the possible benefits to the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
sweet dreams my london ambulance service

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
fiddle with yourself until home time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)

ok
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:02, archived)
OMGMOS!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
OMANolith!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
oh manolith well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away oh manolith
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
and I need you today oh manolith
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:27, archived)
Manolith is in!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
*sky punch*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
And the weird thing is
Manolith's real name is Mandy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
mandy o'lith
it's ok though because inigo montoya's real name is mandy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
i like this so much that i clicked 'i like this' to show i liked this

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
yeah! mod clicks are worth like three clicks or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
i wish
i'd dominate the popular page with my own favourite posts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
we gonna fuck or what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
I don't know
I've mostly clumsily waddled into my romantic conquests... can you guarantee a potential lack of awareness up until the required detrousering?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
i approach all my romantic conquests pants down, full mast and at pace

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
"The Huntsman".
Classic technique.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
woop woop

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
You remind me of a gentleman I knew
He was a charmer... a snakey charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
it's not snakey joke time, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
No.
Sorry, I got my minute hand mixed up with my hour hand.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
At last

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
I wish it could be afternoon everyday.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
Well wishing won't make it so!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
when your day is dragging and you can't go home and plaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
This is actually quite good
Not good enough for a click, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
you're the worst

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:26, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
Yer
U?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
NOW we're talking!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
we are talking, yes!
I went on a sort of relaxed date, meet for a walk, drink a pint and eat some food, sort of thing on Sunday... The weather was beautiful even in the fusty gusset of the Calderdale Valley.

Had a nice weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)
splendid ... although I've managed to scratch the inside of my nostril with a bramble like some sort of fruit-snorting bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
arguably the worst sort of fruit-snorter.
I only made a complete arse of myself on the date twice. New record.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
she's not good enough for you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
she's adorable, sweet and she's very pretty.
Underneath she's got a lovely quirky sense of humour that only shows it's head occasionally which makes the jokes land well.

It was a treat that she'd put up with me :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
*hums the bridal march*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
*hits the bridal showers*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
Afternoon Shoes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
alright SF?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
Not bad thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
Whoop

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
DTF right here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
Dave the Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
Dangling the Figs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
this place is dead on its arse
without any of you lot posting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
#mymeatsnakebringsalltheboystotheyard

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
#canyoufeeltheglovetonight

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
#snakesnakesnake,snakesnakesnake,snakeyourbooty

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
#mrgloverglovermmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
my upset level has been steadily climbing for the last 11 years

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
you'll have to ban yourself once online upset reaches IRL levels

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
no, you just have to walk around harlem wearing this
i.imgur.com/lDcaEoo.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
i like that and will be posting it on the internet in reply to people who are upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
i'm glad i could improve your life in this small way

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:38, archived)
most people seem to complain that no one is posting, yet they're hardly posting themselves.
stop being part of the problem, manolith!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
you need more than one person posting though
i just find that a new thread brings a flurry of activity and i couldn't think of anything else to say
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
Of course, but if everyone had YOUR attitude this place really would be dead.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
my attitude being that people should post more?
i don't understand you, mono
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
JUST SHUT UP AND POST!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
I AM, YOU CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
I am busy attempting to beat my van door somewhat back into shape

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
i presume by 'van door' you mean 'bum hole'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
busted :(

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
mcfly :((

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
McBusted :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
Everyone's frightened of you abusing your mod powers.

/completely non-suspicious edit: but i know you'd never do that because you're so great and cool and handsome
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
maybe you should fuck off back to Scotland then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:22, archived)
shazza!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:29, archived)
you terrible eugenicist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
I'm an excellent eugenicist ... I've got death factories and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:48, archived)
Can I order 25 deaths please?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
certainly ... any particular ethnicity or religion?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
all of them

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)

dozers scotland
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:41, archived)
you seem to have a bee in your bonnet about this
maybe just calm down and stop wearing bonnets in the first place, you weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
you'd think he's got a wasp up his kilt or something

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
ahoy

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:54, archived)
howdy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
oh man, i hate it when there are two morning threads
it's like choosing between parents after a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
I'll choose whichever one will spring for a new Action Man.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:05, archived)
you could delete one of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
i could, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
i could delete any of your posts at any time
remember that, plebs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:23, archived)
and yet the page is still full of dullness and nonces

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
it's because that's all you fuckers deserve

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
he speaks the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
and that truth hurts

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
maybe so, but he can't protect us from the truth forever
no matter how painful it is
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
mr horrible is ALWAYS the answer

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
Who's the black private dick, that's a sex-machine to all the chicks?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)

this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
Zany!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)

biker fox
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:29, archived)
that IS mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
Not Spanishwombat, he prefers kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
they love us both equally though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
of course they do

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
well, we'll see who takes us to the zoo first!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
go suck an egg

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
morning mr 'orrible
working from home today, also to do - by the little one a drum kit, find a new door for the van after real life grand theft auto moment
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 7:14, archived)
doaz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 7:53, archived)
alright two hats

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:01, archived)
yer
went to legoland this weekend. No better than something like chessington, but 10 times the price. Total rip off.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:09, archived)
legos are rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
I found Legoland to be more accommodating of smaller children (5-7 years)
than other theme parks. That, and it was really quiet when we went, which meant no queues.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
morning horblington

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
premature morning thread, i guess

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
Just 10 days to go until Scotland votes on independence and it's looking like yes is winning. We should start a ''fuck off Scotland" campaign just to make sure.
I hope that as a condition of their independence they have to take all their tramps back.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 1:55, archived)
Was utterly disinterested in the whole issue,
until the missus pointed out that she could potentially apply for dual-citizenship, as could our children.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.
It's recycling this week.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
Remember when we bullied people into putting shoes on theirs heads?
I Remember.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
I remember now.
I remember how it started.
I can't remember yesterday.
I just remember doing what they told me.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 0:36, archived)
When are we allowed to take them off?

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 1:42, archived)
SHOE. ON. HEAD.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
afternoon ... I'm making fire RAAARRRGGGGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
It would be an awful shame if you burnt to death.
Please be very very careful.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)
it'd be an awful shame if you were identifiable and somebody mentioned your abuse of trust to a professional body or potential employers
I wonder which is more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
I think the burning thing probably.
It all depends though. There are some right sad old miserable cunts out there on the internet so sho knows...some of them even...get this...make threats on Internet forums to try and make themselves feel better about being a miserable wastrel.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
Out of interest.
Are you actually a masochist?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
I don't do none of that shit
And neither will you if you know what's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
killjoy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
I'm doing nowt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
correct Sunday behaviour for a retiree

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
What's the average age of /talk?

(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:53, archived)
65

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)
302
250 of that is mongy and the other 40 is shambles. Essentially what I am saying is we are all 12 year olds in the mind of Spanish Wombat.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
I don't think it's right characterising him as a nonce
just because he's a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
no, you are right
Spanishfly is also a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:51, archived)
I've had a good forum week having it on ignore, I really can't be fucked reading it's posts, waki and sexually aggressive nonsense I can do without

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
nonce sense amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
/Phil Collins,
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:22, archived)
ijust saw a film advertising 'the giver ' my mind lold

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
working tomorrow, well sorting out the paper work with the client

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)
I made a nest, from which I can watch films in a horrible hung over mess.
I went to london yesterday and somehow managed to write off a police car with my van, performing and illegal u-turn. Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:30, archived)
acab

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
they were surprisingly forgiving, I think they were happy to have the evening off
I'm not sure this driving thing is for me...7 vehicles in 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:36, archived)
you blind cack-handed nobhead

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
There's no point suggesting he take a cab now, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
it's deliberate misinterpretations like this that will let the extremists win

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:39, archived)
As a home-grown jihadi I can only hope you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:32, archived)
fucking allotment terrorists ... always smaller and uglier than proper supermarket ones

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
At least we taste of something!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
soil and sanctimony

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:47, archived)
I'm re-organising my mp3 connection and re-discovering lots of bands that I have no idea why I ever bothered to listen to.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)
i was gonna make some dinner but i couldn't be bothered so i've had a bar of oreo chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
anyone coming to the juicer?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
Fuck that Timothy.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)
which Timothy?
The only Timothy I know is definitely not one I'd fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
You know the one.
THAT Timothy.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:21, archived)
Oh THAT Timothy
He's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
Any holes a goal.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
spanishfly fucks kids

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
I heard he has a small penis

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
First, he tried Papa Bear’s great big bumhole. “Too big!” he complained.
 
Then, he tried Mama Bear’s medium-sized bumhole. “Still too big!” he said.

Finally, he tried Baby Bear’s tiny little bumhole. “Just right!” he sighed. Then SpanishFly fell asleep and dreamed dreams of small, sexy children dressed in animal costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
There is something very wrong with you.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
I think you'll find that the implication is that there's something wrong with you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
I understand the implication.
But for someone to even write such utterly horrid things on the internet then they must be a nonce themselves.

I welcome them with open arms arse.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
dunno, nonce ... seems like there's a distance between poor taste humour on an irreverent website
and somebody in a position of trust who abuses that trust

just sayin' like

you nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
Sorry I can't understand any of that
I am not fluent in angry fat internet troll speak.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
you're a dangerous nonce and shouldn't be allowed to work with young people

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
I do like to take pride in my work.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
destined for popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:39, archived)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:08, archived)
cricket's on

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:11, archived)
Fucking MONZA is on.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:21, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
might do a bit later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:08, archived)
I reckon in half an hour myself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:11, archived)
live from the pub here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:24, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:30, archived)
FLASH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)
Gordon's alive?!

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 8:50, archived)
Alright arsehat.
Dunno who Gordon is sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
awight
Flash Gordon? TBH it's a bit early
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
Go back to bed then
You won't be missed. By anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 10:27, archived)
wazzock

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 10:34, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 7:35, archived)
Whodyanikabollockov?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:25, archived)
Hey this wedding is fucking ace
I got free PROPER Cuban cigars (according to the groom)

What's going on in your sad fucking lives?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:17, archived)
Fuck off?

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
I second this strongly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:01, archived)
If you're posting on b3ta it can't be that fucking ace.
Or it's legitimately fucking ace which is why everyone is avoiding you.

I'm implying that you're a bit of a prick.

x
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
Hey guess what.
Nope. The other brb was better...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 8:45, archived)
haha imagine going on here while you're at a wedding
everyone just imagine the sort of person who would do that, that's who spanishfly is, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
it's probably good that he's on here otherwise he'd probably be noncing up the page boys or something
the fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
what a bender

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)
usual

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:57, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:57, archived)
SSG

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 8:46, archived)
still hungover

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)
What brand of ceegars Span Eff?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:46, archived)
Dunno picture of a crown on the box.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)
Made up ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
Just back from making film
Board's quiet.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
would you like one of us to ask you about the film?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
Well, it gives one a little more to go on than 'evening' doesn't it?

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:22, archived)
eveninh*

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
yes or no

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
If you want

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)
Is that a yes?

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
would you like it to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
If you want?

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:38, archived)
got it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
evening.
Federers getting rogered here.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
excellent wordplay

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
what ho, ssg
I'm farting a lot and shopping for a laptop battery on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
big fat cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
This thread and the last one look a bit gay in conjunction, jussayin.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
I think its a qftw thing, I'll wait for the next thread

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
Nikki Minaj poo-porn on /board right now if you're interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
nice, very viz like

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
So you WERE interested. o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
ez dozers

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:52, archived)
Have I told you, lately, that I love you?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:20, archived)
No, and that's why I've slashed your car tyres, set fire to the bed
And left you for a transsexual from Evesham.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
Probably for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:12, archived)
Evesham is a fitting place for transsexuals to come from
when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
Very droll.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
Hahaha!

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
Speeding through the north kent marshes, a low evening sun burning through the hazy sky, illuminating pockets of mist, in the background the silhouette shapes of The City fade in and out, I can't think of anything other than BUMHOLES.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:44, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
inorite

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:57, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
goodnight

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
alright ssg

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
howdo ssg
I've been chainsawing RENRENRENRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEENNNNNGGGGG!

smycs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
actual morning
vaguely... and happy international complimentary warm towel day.
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 7:41, archived)
You cocky spastic
Morninf
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
Deacon

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 8:41, archived)
national it's national read a book day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
it's national beard day or sutin
might have a shave
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
oh fuck that chap crap movember soon innit, fucking hoxton hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:52, archived)
Some of the tweenage cunts last year ... I swear they'd put styling wax on the six puny hairs they'd managed to squeeze out of their pouty lips.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
just when I think I can't hate another group of people the wankers rile me in another way

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
it's important to maintain a healthy flow of intolerance and misanthropy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
I like how he blames music piracy for his inability to make a living
even though he lives in the biggest music consuming country in Europe when the music industry and particularly small players is absolutely booming

I mean ... I don't want to leap to any conclusions ... but it's just possible that he's shit at music.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
that and he could of bought a van, man's doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
any old hippy can live in a van
takes a special type of loser to live in a vw estate
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
that's me innit

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
lol gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 4:35, archived)
go to sleep
and stop scratching
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Sep 2014, 5:06, archived)
Morning
Off to make film now...
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 7:03, archived)

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