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# it's sculpture time!
a little coral form.

carved from my own magic mytery substance
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Which is?
You can tell us. It's spoodge isn't it.

Very nice though. Great detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# not man-cement this time no
the detail is a little bit of a cheat, it comes ready layered, you just have to neaten them up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Soap? Wax?
The contents of the liposuction clinic's binbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# reminds me of something built using nanotechnology
...unless you're a very small person:)
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# have you got a 3d printer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ^ what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# This was my thinking.
MINE I TELL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# nope
i appreciate the high tech guess though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I've got some laser-etchd resin castings on my desk.
These look spookily similar with the stepped texture. Though the resolution is either quite poor or you have giant hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Aren't they all?
I mean, how do you replace the cartridges if you can't open it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Here just lie down.
Come on, shh shh... that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I blame the parents
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# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# cuttlefish?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# winner!
you must have done the same before? :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# no
but i recognised the texture
EDIT: it's very nice, looks almost like a very posh white chocolate walnut whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# exactly what I thought
amazing really how one can recognise something carved and as obscure and blandly white as cuttlefish bone from a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# *bokes remembering my dim sum experience*
actually, cuttlefish was the nicest of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# it's either the stuff that birds file their beaks on
or the stuff that gets washed up on the beach

i'll go for the latter, it's easier to carve.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# they're both the same thing you know
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# you're having me on right?
do they cook the beach crumbly things to make them hard?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# i do not know.
they're both cuttlefish though, maybe it's just that the ones that watch up and been foating about in the sea for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# yes!
i get points!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Ms Morbo is quite right!
Beep boop.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Try selenite
It's a sort of gypsum, which is very low on the Mohs scale (ie soft).
Looks like iridescent soap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# looks intersting
ta very much.

(wow, googing for a crystal brings up a hell of a lot of utter balls)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Crystals and minerals are fun.
Expensive, useless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# i'm going to buy a grow your own set
god bless art foundation courses, nothing is useless!

except thoughs 50 bogroll tubes i still havn't found a use for...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# NOOOOO
You can't grow crystals! They have to form in the furnaces of
volcanic rock over thousands of years. You have to buy them
from ropey hippy shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# sorry!
i'll look into that as well, i live in brighton so there's one on every street corner... the smell funny inside.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# spume?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# squid bones
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)