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# Often thought this.
www.nobbynobody.com/man-the-provider/ (last paragraph)
See also: 'Welcome to (village name) Please Drive carefully'
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# "thank you for not smoking"
don't thank me, i'm smoking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# .
showdogs in transit also seems rather pratty.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I think the signs were originally for the benefit of emergency services.
So that they knew to keep looking for bodies in a pile-up.
Which is why it's even more annoying to see them when there is clearly no 'baby on board'.
As for 'babe on board' - these seem to be available for sale only to absolute munters.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# The one that really makes me cringe is
"If you think this car is dirty, you should try the driver"

RAPE INVITATION
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# it's not rape if you were invited.
I'm sure that stands up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I like the idea of a rape invitation.
It should come on a gilt-edged white card, and start with "Dear Sir..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# RSVP
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# The first such sign was recorded 2000 years ago
when a Roman soldier snuck up behind Jesus on the cross and put up a "Messiah on boards" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# you'll just make people cross with jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Princess on board
X on board.

i dispise these signs.

but i am behind their original concption for the 'mergency services.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# "Princess on Board"
better avoid Parisian tunnels then...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Groovy yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)