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(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# *like*
No that's wrong, *agrees with the point you are making*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ha! yes indeed
i fucking hate BoB stickers

*clicks with bitterness*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ^ THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
OK I WON'T SMASH INTO YOU THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# "damn I totally wanted to write my car off today,
but the guy in front has a kid... guess I'll have to wait until I'm stuck behind a skip lorry, or maybe just hit a tree or something."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# A woman with a "child on board" sign went straight through a red light yesterday
I imagine that would have been her defence in court if she'd hit someone

"but I put a sign up!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Often thought this.
www.nobbynobody.com/man-the-provider/ (last paragraph)
See also: "Welcome to (village name) Please Drive carefully"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# "thank you for not smoking"
don't thank me, i'm smoking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# .
showdogs in transit also seems rather pratty.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I think the signs were originally for the benefit of emergency services.
So that they knew to keep looking for bodies in a pile-up.
Which is why it's even more annoying to see them when there is clearly no 'baby on board'.
As for 'babe on board' - these seem to be available for sale only to absolute munters.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# The one that really makes me cringe is
"If you think this car is dirty, you should try the driver"

RAPE INVITATION
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# it's not rape if you were invited.
I'm sure that stands up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I like the idea of a rape invitation.
It should come on a gilt-edged white card, and start with "Dear Sir..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# RSVP
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# The first such sign was recorded 2000 years ago
when a Roman soldier snuck up behind Jesus on the cross and put up a "Messiah on boards" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# you'll just make people cross with jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Princess on board
X on board.

i dispise these signs.

but i am behind their original concption for the 'mergency services.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# "Princess on Board"
better avoid Parisian tunnels then...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Groovy yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# this need more woo-ing :)
ps found this but not compo-ing

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What if I'm already white? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Well it means that you can't immigrate :)
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# call ghostbusters
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Whites turn weft
Segrated
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# haha
best so far, imo
compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# That's
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# *writes screenplay*
(c) Captain Howdy MMX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Box-office here we come....sorry(notices copyright)
....here YOU come:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *accepts Oscar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Very Good
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# In sure ants . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Well yeah
I suppose that's what the baby ones are implying. Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# you win the compo
Might as well put "ner ner nerner ner I'm fertile and you're not"
(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)