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From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# *like*
No that's wrong, *agrees with the point you are making*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ha! yes indeed
i fucking hate BoB stickers

*clicks with bitterness*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ^ THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
OK I WON'T SMASH INTO YOU THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# "damn I totally wanted to write my car off today,
but the guy in front has a kid... guess I'll have to wait until I'm stuck behind a skip lorry, or maybe just hit a tree or something."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# A woman with a "child on board" sign went straight through a red light yesterday
I imagine that would have been her defence in court if she'd hit someone

"but I put a sign up!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Often thought this.
www.nobbynobody.com/man-the-provider/ (last paragraph)
See also: "Welcome to (village name) Please Drive carefully"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# "thank you for not smoking"
don't thank me, i'm smoking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# .
showdogs in transit also seems rather pratty.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I think the signs were originally for the benefit of emergency services.
So that they knew to keep looking for bodies in a pile-up.
Which is why it's even more annoying to see them when there is clearly no 'baby on board'.
As for 'babe on board' - these seem to be available for sale only to absolute munters.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# The one that really makes me cringe is
"If you think this car is dirty, you should try the driver"

RAPE INVITATION
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# it's not rape if you were invited.
I'm sure that stands up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I like the idea of a rape invitation.
It should come on a gilt-edged white card, and start with "Dear Sir..."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# RSVP
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# The first such sign was recorded 2000 years ago
when a Roman soldier snuck up behind Jesus on the cross and put up a "Messiah on boards" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# you'll just make people cross with jokes like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Princess on board
X on board.

i dispise these signs.

but i am behind their original concption for the 'mergency services.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# "Princess on Board"
better avoid Parisian tunnels then...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Groovy yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# this need more woo-ing :)
ps found this but not compo-ing

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What if I'm already white? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Well it means that you can't immigrate :)
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# call ghostbusters
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Whites turn weft
Segrated
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# haha
best so far, imo
compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# That's
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# *writes screenplay*
(c) Captain Howdy MMX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Box-office here we come....sorry(notices copyright)
....here YOU come:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *accepts Oscar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Very Good
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# In sure ants . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Well yeah
I suppose that's what the baby ones are implying. Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# you win the compo
Might as well put "ner ner nerner ner I'm fertile and you're not"
(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)