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# Pointless fluff, I rescued some baby squiggles on the way home.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ahhh!
the balance is restored. The car in front of me last night clipped a squirrel that ran out in front of it. I then deliberately ran over it's squirming body to put it out of its misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# What if it had a pain fetish
and was squirming in pleasure, then you come along and kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# it was still there this morning
it must have been loving it all night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
Our Road is full of Sqiggles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# call the council!
tell them to straighten them up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It was a Karmic reward for getting rid of my iPhone and returning to the human race...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# did you swap the phone for the squiggs?
is there a mother squirrel now trying to download some apps?
"Find my nuts"
"Light Sabre Best Buys"
"Squirrels with Tits (Over 18s)"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Yes that is exactly what happened, and its totally true.
:)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
On that note - PUB TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I named them Achilles and Odysseus


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# awwww
what are you going to do with them. Are you going to tame them?

see this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8108281.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# That link is filled with so much glee! I wish I had not set them free...
now I shall never have squirrel friends :(
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# this is how Jolly Jack started you know
it's for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
awww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
saved squiggles! For your outstanding services to the cause of fluffeh have one of these:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# DOMINATION: COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Oh wow!
By rescued them, do you mean you kidnapped them from their mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# No I mean I found them on the pavement near a busy road
and stayed with them (or nearby out of sight) for an hour to see if the mum returned, realized she was not about. Then I contacted the RSPCA they advised the vets I took them there, the vet said he'd kill them. So I took them back to as close to where I found them as I could, which meant persueding a local primary school to let me into their gorund. Then I let them go and left some food near them so at least they'd last a while if the mum didn't turn up. I am going back tomorrow to check up on them and will do so as long as is required.

Have a hard stare, hmmph.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# So you'll go back and kidnap them tomorrow then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Once you've captured a grey squirrel, it's actually illegal to release it.
They're considered vermin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Tasty, tasty vermin
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# hoorah for small animals
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Awwwwww!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# aaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)