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From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# A definite *click*
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# USERNAME AWARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Aw shucks
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# except now I have trolololo in my head
*retracts award*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# My sincerest meme-like apologies
If it makes it any easier, it is now stuck in my head too
Altogether now.....TROLOLOLOLOLOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# as you have removed the curse
you can have the award back.
TREASURE IT ALWAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I used to have my own business based from home
as a result I would rarely have visitors come to see me, but one day I did
during discussions about possible joint ventures, my cat came in and did that.
It had never done it before and never did it again.
the guy who had come to meet me didn't stop laughing for half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Your cat's a tory?
Smash it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# it's probably dead by now
Ex wife got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# nice kitty
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Errrr....
...I broke your cat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# a bit of PVA should fix that right up.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# or just mount it on a plaque
and tell stories of how you bagged the blighter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "Be vewy, vewy quwiet! I'm huntin' tabbys! "
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahahahah! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# that dog could sell me anything
'Ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha! Ace!
ALSO: Is it just me, or is the Daily Fail absolutely shitting itself over Nick Clegg?

Clegg in Nazi slur on UK

and then further down



That's it readers, make up your own minds
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# check out
search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nickcleggsfault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# can't sadly
work blocks twitter, despite encouraging us to check out the company twitter feed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# This was on sky news on tuesday night too...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# And I thought 34% was more than 31%
What a delightfully non biased graph.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# haha brilliant
notice they made the 34% bar thicker so that they can say "but OBVIOUSLY the graph's accurate since OBVIOUSLY it takes up more screen space some of which is behind the guy's head"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Its not thicker
I measured it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# really??
looks it.

they don't even have that excuse then, the pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Genius
well done Sky
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# brilliant
I blame Nick Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Little bit of wee came out
hahhhahhhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhahhahhhahhhahhhahhhahhha
Clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# a trifecta of lol
the dog scooting his arse
the political message
the woman's face at the end

*click*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I swear
i didnt know dogs could perform perfect fonts with their bottoms
(haffy, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)