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[challenge entry] Q. what happens if all three leaders poll exactly the same number of votes?
A. they assimilate into one MECHA LEADER and we invade France.

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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I think the official ruling is that the tory has to be kicked to death

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, go for it Clegg!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hypnotic and satisfying.
Needs more blood and leaking brains.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Most politicians are cunts
It's all about which one you find the least cunt-ish
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I thought it was about which party's policies you agreed with the most
sod the figureheads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Not any more.
The big three are much more similar than they used to be. It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between them :/

I find it easier to just look at the bad points of each party and decide which I find least displeasing.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ THIS
I wish people would get beyond personalities, it's all so fucking American.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# read the above ^
believe me I am not stupid enough to go on how one representative of a party is.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# But they can give you a decent pointer...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# *snorts*... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Or the behaviour of your local mp.
Rather than my usual atavistic labour vote, I've actually looked into it this year.
My local MP's expenses have gone up from £83k to £183k in ten years.
Greedy twat Godsiff won't be getting my vote this time. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# alright - tea and biscuits, then chop his head off
wonderfully drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Finally!
I'll go cast my three way postal vote by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# v nice :D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah but they still can't invade a country like Blair could.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Terrific.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# France?...Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Oh wow, that is most splendid.
It'd make an excellent Private Eye cover.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Like the style
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# A well hung parliament?
parliament Sloth
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# stupendous!
fantastic work...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)