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sorry for being late to the party. i'm a noob, it is now after tuesday.
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salty_peters ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:41,
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BIGGAR! MAKE IT MUCH BIGGAR!
Should have waited til next tuesday EDIT: How rude of me, that's your first ever post isn't it? Couple of useful pointers: Try to keep the filesize less than 100k Also TOAPS are much funnier if you use comic sans
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:42,
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look at you, being all polite!
you're just trying to make me look like a narky cunt because i'm in a bad mood, aren't you? admit it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:51,
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Go suck a lollipop.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53,
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way ahead of you
*slurps apple-y goodness*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53,
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HA HA HA
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55,
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS LOLLIPOPS!?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:57,
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Nastified them!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:00,
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so i see
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07,
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Give me some credit... it's hard to nastify lollies!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:09,
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i applaud your past nastification
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:11,
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Sexy summer fun!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:04,
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OMG, you have just made me realise that it is now warm enough to legitimately go and buy ice lollies!
*goes to check on freezer space*
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55,
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Ahahahah, I've got you too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58,
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i had a screwball today
i may stock up on ice pops tomorrow. or i may just make some lolly ices myself.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58,
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I made the best beer lollies!
You suck all the concentrated beer out of them and then throw the ice away.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59,
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nice!
cider ones are lovely, too. i think i'll make some! *goes to check if the lolly makers are still in the cupboard*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02,
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go to makro and get 150 ice pops for £4 XD
om nom nom nom
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AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02,
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What is a makro?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07,
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it's a warehouse-type shop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:17,
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i was meant to go to costco today
but i only go there for the apricot danish. i've found my lolly makers, i should look in my cupboards more often, i found hidden treasures!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:09,
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Aw, why are you in a bad mood? Is there anything I can do to help? You know I'm always here if you need to talk about anything.
Today I have mostly been pretending to be nice.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53,
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today i have mostly been calling my sister a cunt
i'm sick of her bad attitude
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:54,
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Oh dear. I suggest you have a nice long bath and then go and suck on Mu's lollipop.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02,
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i don't have a bath
and mu can suck his own lollipop!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07,
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Can he?
Mu, you must teach me how to do this immediately
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:08,
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it involves patience and practise
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:10,
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And a couple of removed ribs.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:19,
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i was keeping that secret!
do you want everyone to know how it's done?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20,
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fankoo
:)
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salty_peters ,
Thu 6 May 2010, 12:14,
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.png? Learn your filetypes guy.
.pngs are best for block colours and black lines, they're like .gifs only unoptimised. You want .jpg for photos.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:46,
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jpg? Pfffft. Bitmap FTW!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:49,
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Inaccurate but endearing as ever :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23,
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unoptimised? UNOPTIMISED?
drop a PNG to 128 colours and it should be pretty much the same size as the GIF with 128 colours. i've noticed people tend to forget and leave them as RGB with an alpha channel.look at me looking all image-type nerdy! i almost sound like i know what i'm on about.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30,
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Haha
I knew I didn't have to type all that myself.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44,
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indeed
most people who complain about png files simply don't know how to optimise them - they can usually be optimised to smaller than a gif
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 20:14,
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did you intend for this to be visible from space?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:47,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:47,
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How rare
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23,
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imagine a dog
looking all confused and tilting its head. That's me, that is.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23,
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No reason... just felt like screaming with a squirrel hanging from my face.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34,
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We've all been there
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:39,
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Yes, I know its a link;
but it seemed so relevant! Is this allowed?www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Zxh4HIzTw I stuck the clips together myself!
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andysine ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:49,
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Are those robot boobies on the left?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:56,
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They belong to a sexy robot woman. Brown is sitting on her face.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58,
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Welcome noob
A bit of friendly advice - read the FAQs. Nice TOAP - by the way edit - compo entry?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:05,
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a noob saying "fucksocks"?
who have you been talking to, eh? EH?
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boris the spider ,
Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30,
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it's just something i heard somewhere...
who knows, maybe you SAID IT YOURSELF!! /me points finger
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salty_peters ,
Thu 6 May 2010, 12:02,
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jpg: check. scaledown: check. under 100k: check.
visible from space: ... DAMN!
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salty_peters ,
Thu 6 May 2010, 12:01,
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