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I thought I had better be honest and tell you I have been lurking with nothing to say for the past hour.

Phew! I am glad I got that off my chest. How are we all this morning?

I ate too many baked beans last night and am having an awful time with flatulance this morning and have a training course to deliver in an hour. Can anyone offer me any advice on sorting this problem out??

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Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

construct a rudimentary time machine and kill your great

great great great grand mother

*edit* or prevent the invention of beans

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

'Till' her?

What, like a field?

:-P

edit: damn, now I look stupid!

(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

i have no idea what you talking about

*walks away whistling*

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

silly

Thanks to whoever gave it the FP nod

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

brilliant again

very :)

have you got all the silly chickens in one place?

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

they are here

www.pootleflump.co.uk/Pootles_Silly_Chickens.html
not that I have it stored away or anything...

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

My fave

has to be the homeless musician
makes me giggle mucho

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Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

it is brilliant

especially as he crosses the road... genius!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Click

on it...

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

HEHE

that worked very well with your username... "click on it divvy"... yes i am derrrr

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

heh

not as much of one as me...

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

yay

I like that one

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

pootle

how large is this gif (filesize)? IE won't tell me

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

eek

that ones a bit large(191k).
It's the last one I made that big, the rest are no more that 150K
Clicky?

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

I was just wondering. it looked pretty complicated to me...

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

it's fine!!

(in my opinion)
it's lovely lovely... :)

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

cock

off!
;)

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

wheeeeee

*beams with pride*

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

I've been on a mobile phone dial up at home recently

and have gained a greater understanding of the pain of oversized files

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

you know

our pain... :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

That is

very good ;-)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Ah!

Ludvig.

Great stuff, Pootle.

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mozza, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)

Fart

for about 72 more hours.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

a small piece of tubing insterted....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

I know I posted this just down below, but I have no shame...

Did anyone see the footie last night - I think Beckham must have seen/heard Saturday's tape...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

Beckham's like an English Robbie Savage

he's even started growing the hair.
He's almost got the complete Afghan Hound look going.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)

almost forgot this

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

woo!!!

couldn't you have done some pink and made it flash more??

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

what am i? your flashing pink bitch? ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

yes,

you clearly are!

even more woo...
*epilepsy is cool*

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

if paint had any better colours i'd have kept going

but my computer is too slow and my brain is hurting...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

I find the o

to be strangely hypnotic

(Philvis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

you've just made my eyes pop

they've made a terrible mess.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

A masterpiece!

Well done

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

yes

paint/ms gifanimator are my new friends.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

you can even

use them for drawing cocks

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

yes

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

congratulations!

that's class.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

anything that is 2 frames and easy to draw

is now my bitch.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

Just got up to get some water

And you'll be proud to know that your cock is imprinted on my retinas. Very strange walking through the office seeing a cartoon cock everywhere.
Too much information?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

i've never imprinted my cock on someone's retinas before

it's quite an odd feeling ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

you've

done it to an awful lot of people now. Even yourself...

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

i have inadvertantly gained

a celebrity cock. it could be worse.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)

Inadvertent? My arse!

It's all been a carefully planned PR stunt

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

inadvertent your arse?

not in front of the children dear! maybe later

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

Is that a threat

or a promise?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

nothing like a good arse inadvertenting just after lunch ;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

see you

by the bikesheds?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

you're on

;)

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)

Well done!

Although I think this deserved it's own thread ;)

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

so much effort there

good to see.
WOO

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)