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# I thought I had better be honest and tell you I have been lurking with nothing to say for the past hour.
Phew! I am glad I got that off my chest. How are we all this morning?

I ate too many baked beans last night and am having an awful time with flatulance this morning and have a training course to deliver in an hour. Can anyone offer me any advice on sorting this problem out??
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)
# construct a rudimentary time machine and kill your great
great great great grand mother

*edit* or prevent the invention of beans
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# 'Till' her?
What, like a field?

:-P


edit: damn, now I look stupid!
(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)
# i have no idea what you talking about
*walks away whistling*
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)
# silly
I'm sorry the joke is terrible, again
Thanks to whoever gave it the FP nod
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# brilliant again
very :)

have you got all the silly chickens in one place?
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# they are here
www.pootleflump.co.uk/Pootles_Silly_Chickens.html
not that I have it stored away or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)
# My fave
has to be the homeless musician
makes me giggle mucho
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# it is brilliant
especially as he crosses the road... genius!
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# Click
on it...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# HEHE
that worked very well with your username... "click on it divvy"... yes i am derrrr
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# heh
not as much of one as me...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# yay
I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# pootle
how large is this gif (filesize)? IE won't tell me
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)
# eek
that ones a bit large(191k).
It's the last one I made that big, the rest are no more that 150K
Clicky?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)
# no
I was just wondering. it looked pretty complicated to me...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)
# it's fine!!
(in my opinion)
it's lovely lovely... :)
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# cock
off!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)
# wheeeeee
*beams with pride*
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# I've been on a mobile phone dial up at home recently
and have gained a greater understanding of the pain of oversized files
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)
# you know
our pain... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)
# That is
very good ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Ah!
Ludvig.

Great stuff, Pootle.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Fart
for about 72 more hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# a small piece of tubing insterted....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I know I posted this just down below, but I have no shame...
Did anyone see the footie last night - I think Beckham must have seen/heard Saturday's tape...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Beckham's like an English Robbie Savage
he's even started growing the hair.
He's almost got the complete Afghan Hound look going.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)
# almost forgot this
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)
# woo!!!
couldn't you have done some pink and made it flash more??
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# what am i? your flashing pink bitch? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)
# yes,
you clearly are!

even more woo...
*epilepsy is cool*
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# if paint had any better colours i'd have kept going
but my computer is too slow and my brain is hurting...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I find the o
to be strangely hypnotic
(Philvis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)
# you've just made my eyes pop
they've made a terrible mess.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)
# A masterpiece!
Well done

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)
# yes
paint/ms gifanimator are my new friends.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)
# you can even
use them for drawing cocks
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)
# congratulations!
that's class.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
# anything that is 2 frames and easy to draw
is now my bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Just got up to get some water
And you'll be proud to know that your cock is imprinted on my retinas. Very strange walking through the office seeing a cartoon cock everywhere.
Too much information?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)
# i've never imprinted my cock on someone's retinas before
it's quite an odd feeling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you've
done it to an awful lot of people now. Even yourself...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)
# i have inadvertantly gained
a celebrity cock. it could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Inadvertent? My arse!
It's all been a carefully planned PR stunt
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)
# inadvertent your arse?
not in front of the children dear! maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Is that a threat
or a promise?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# nothing like a good arse inadvertenting just after lunch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)
# see you
by the bikesheds?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)
# you're on
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Well done!
Although I think this deserved it's own thread ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)
# so much effort there
good to see.
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)