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[challenge entry] Science!!

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# All is well here
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Bagpuss ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# The scientific principle of Postgates cat:
Watch the Bagpuss Wave too long and you will fall asleep, and all your friends will fall asleep too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, science. Is there nothing you can't teach us?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The human emotion known as "WUV".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ORBITALS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# What a beautiful thing.
Thanks for sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# still brings a tear to the eye
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I think its the best thing I've done
Helps to have an emotional subject matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I would agree with that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I still really love this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Still love this :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I love this :')
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 14 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# awwwwww, that's so good!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That is quite lully!
Mine was this one:
he's only sleeping see... :')
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Still feel sad thinking about this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Now, he wouldn't want that.
Ivor the Engine, in LEGO
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# obeys
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# woo
*click* are you feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# No still ongoing I'm afraid, thanks for asking.
Cough and tummy trouble turned into lung fluid and rash trouble and now onto eye and back trouble, can't see n can't sit very well.

Tests are ongoing, I have a suspicion it might be ME but that might just be me scaring myself with an online diagnosis, could all just be being run down or soemthing like that.

We have at least ruled out anything REALLY scary like HIV or any other blood born nasties but still non the wiser as why I'm suddenly the human petri dish...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Grim tidings, sir.
Hope it's all buttercups & rainbows, soon..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Shit happens,
my suggestion is sod tryin to diagnose it and just give me a huge dose of anti-bois and hope for the best, but apparently that's not how it's done.

Well I guess they know best, I do have a really good doctor, he's never failed me yet, but it's gone beyond pissy and annoying and entered the realm of really rather debilitating now. I like having eyes and a spine, they're very useful... :(

For all anyone knows tho, this could all just go as mysteriously as it came, but it has been months now and that ain't good.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# You seem very rational about the whole thing, sir.
Which can only be a good thing.

Here's to better days & better ways..

*toasts WiL*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Cheers!
*quaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# BATTENBERG SINGULARITY!
Trippin' Ed Balls there man.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 14 May 2010, 15:07, archived)