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# Found this in my dad's garden.

By the way, I wonder why I haven't seen the cat lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Can you milk it?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Aw, I like him*
*her or it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Sharp little teeth though
I wouldn't like to weed him/her/it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Well I'm not having sex with that!
this however...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
bloody hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# eek!
feed me seymore!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# looks like Grover from Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Minge plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# whataboutwhat?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# oh that,
well maybe if it stood still for a mo.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# gosh
didnt realise my misses was on the web
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# misses what now?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# you wont miss dont worry
she has landing lights
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# golly gosh
is that a flappy twat
(AnthT, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Fannies don't have tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# it would be awesome
if they did :D
(AnthT, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# AHHHHHHH!
GRAPE MY SQUILDO WHY DON'T YA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i found 2 of these in my nether region
what do I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# fetch the gardening secateurs and a shit load of vodka.
proceed with caution
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Feed me Seymour?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Ah so cute.
Can I just leave this here.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Have you been stealing thoughts out of my brain?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Or simply 'fuck off'.
Thanks to that yelping, Disney-fied twat we're hosting it this year. Cue endless elimination lead-ups/spin-offs. Can't fucking wait for it to be over.

How in the name of Pisschrist did a camp 70s relic like eurovision ever manage such a renaissance? There should be some kind of sequin tax, that'd bring the whole spectacle to an abrupt end.

The whole thing's like being force-fed raw eggs.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Eurovision is not the name of the song contest
it's the name of the television network that organises and broadcasts it. The song contest is called 'The Eurovision Song contest'

Entry is open to all countries who are members of the European Broadcast Union, which is an association of broadcasters and not a political entity or affiliated with the EU. Israel are members of the EBU, so they get to take part in its song contest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# If they wanted to be part of the European Broadcasting Union......
.... why did they fuck off to Palestine in the first place?
(Squawker, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Awwww!
Can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:06, archived)