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# New post from Manley, inspired by mike and containing neither squirrels, nor tits.*


*Unless you count Kurt Russell.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Now i'm confused.
are you calling Kurt Russell a squirrel?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# He has a nice bushy tail.
Or was that Richard Gere?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# *barf*
there goes breakfast :/
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
saw a trailer last night for The Expendables. Jason Statham, Sly Stallone, Mickey Rourke and virtually every other hollywood hard man there's ever been*, including Bruce Willis and Arnie 'The Guvnor' Schwarzenegger.
Its probably shit, but good fun

*Vinny Jones not included
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I am sort of looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# it looks fun
this might be the offical site - not sure - expendablesthemovie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I get a blank black page?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# it fades from black
full size flash
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# That's how I like my films
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# total guff
but full of mother-fuckin bullets and short haircuts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Huzzah!
Is it set in 11th Century England?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# and spoken in a mixed yorkshire/irish accent?
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Ooh-Arr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# OOH
Ar


Muller Lite. My favourite Ad of the moment

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# oh indeed yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I loved the historical aspects to the film .
I don't know how accurate they were though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Looks a damn sight better than The A Team
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# that looks awful
but the 'Orange mobile' version of it is quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I'm sure there was a flash of tits in Tango and Cash
I rememeber pausing it and everything!

'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# NEWSFLASH : Old man discovers internet!
I love onagers, best of all the animals
Maybe he should turn on safesearch... top 3 results in google = 2 onagers and 1 news headline about this incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahahahah
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahaha




hahahahahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha
"after scrolling through 1000s of images, and after he finally began spunking nothing but sawdust, he changed his search to "donkey sanctuaries""
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# and spunked some more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# he said
"I was shocked to find, on the 54th page of my search for "donkey sanctuaries" a gallery of pictures involving an Asian woman sucking off a donkey."

alternatively

4 across: Girl in a tub (7).
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
11 down: a party for lemons (10)

edit: hahaha - first result - www.google.co.uk/search?q=a+party+for+lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# silly old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:59, archived)