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# Northern Territory Tourism Board fail
pack of
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha. Took a sec. Can I post this here?


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(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# FREE OIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# haha
I just received an email from some agency wanting to place staff which had the subject of 'Touching Base' - I actually shuddered. I shall never ever reply to them again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# reply to them but change Base to Cloth and see if they notice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# well that is indeed how I read it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
Cloth ham
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Better than Touching Cloth
which is the name of a fictitious dry cleaner's.
Edit : Damn you, Nibus! Damn you to Hades!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Mitchell & Webb FTW :)
Poor David Mitchell put on some brave faces when he kept losing BAFTAs to Armando Ianucci the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
the americans will start using our foxes against us next
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You are Chris Addison on 7-day Sunday
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Shit was that joke on there? I'm halfway through it on listen again
If it's in the first half I'm a plagiarizing bastard if in the second half I'm a genius
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Either way it's all good
...and now I come to think of it I saw him live this week so it might have been then that I heard it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Was he good?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Very amusing - he's really witty
It was a "pilot" (recorded in the back room of a pub to see how well the format works) for a new panel show called "Show and Tell". The comedians and audience had to bring things in, my friend brought his third nipple and amused the panel for a bit.

My gf has now told me in no uncertain terms that she's going to marry Chris Addison.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Well obviously there is every chance I am him
So send a naked photo of her and I'll see if it's worth getting a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Finally, after all these years: some oily tea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# waits for it
waits

waits

gets it - hahahaha.
great. christ I'm slow thismorning.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# please explain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Say what you see, if you see it, say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Five seconds here we go...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# abbo art red map letters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Ooo it's good
but it's not right. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# figure it ahht, Cunt.
C
U
Next
Tuesday.. eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# aaah

/gets it now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Oh
Aha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Aha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ^ awakenings ^
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Your signature is very accurate indeed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# you have no idea
waterboarding people gets me hard
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# flat out like a lizard drinking

nope don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# kenoath mate
see ya round like a rissole

Edit: strewth ya drongo, it's flamin phonetics !
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I tried this numerous times:
www.b3ta.com/board/10080636

Cannot get the trophy :`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I think it's part of a computer game
not real life, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# find lady...hog tie..take her to the train tracks
wait for train...and watch what happens (you need to be looking at her)

/dastardly :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Yup.
Never worked. I want my fuckin money back!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hmmm weird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfzcTi52dvU
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# That's not a hog tie.
wrist bonds need to be attatched to ankle bonds for a hog tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# that's not a knife
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# it's a spoon
Ahh, I see you've played knifey spooney before.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# but I can't wait for Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)