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# Irresponsible parentage in not-accepting-blame shock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Cor!
I'm wanking myself daft at the thought of some kind of fox/woman hybrid thing

perhaps you could expand this into a deeply unamusing webcomic and post it here daily?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# maybe you could just ignore JJ instead of commenting like this anytime the topic comes up?
just a suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I had him on ignore for about a year
then I had an ignore list purge a month or two ago

I might put him back on - his current stuff really is tedious and dire
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# This
Lots!
(alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# (it's the sketch of "Maddy's kidnapper")
but I'm wanking myself silly nonetheless in a homage to mass-production japanese bestiality art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Best line of Shakespeare ever
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Now I've got a raging diamond-cutter
at the thought of some sort of fox/hybrid man-thing having sex with Maddy

you should draw that and sell it to sweaty intervirgins on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I think you've brought your point across by now that you hate furries in general and JJ in particular
if you want to continue your witch hunt, please take it elsewhere
I like my /board fluffy, thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I love the smell of enraged furries in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# pffft, you wish...
I'm just irritated by so much hatred against a single person, you seem to be a decent chap normally but go 'boom' anytime the whole squirrels-with-tits theme surfaces
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# JJ takes it like a man and gives as good as he gets
if I spammed b3ta on a daily basis I'd expect to get some stick for it too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# fair point
I also admit that some of the things he links to are quite...disturbing, but I like the comic (you obviously don't, but each to his own) and I just had the impression you're taking your animosity towards him a bit far at the moment, but maybe it's really up to him to deal with it and not me.
As previosly said, I'd just like people on here to be mostly fluffy to each other (and united in hatred against trolls, noobs, spammers, reposters and other scum)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I used to quite like SA back in the day when he did jokes
it's the lack of funnies* that's turned me off it.

I've no real problem with people posting their webcomics here (even if they do have their own websites) - matazone, for example, has produced some cracking one-off webcartoons lately that have really made me laugh. I just don't get the point of posting daily what is essentially a very short episode of a soap opera without any payoff on a message board meant for funny or unusual pics

*funnies, not furries
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm wanking myself silly BECAUSE it's a sketch of Maddy's kidnapper
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# *wanks self into oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# cor
that's a bit good *click
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That dress would look better on my bedroom floor darlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# what?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# how exactly was she "Irresponsible"?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# If I lived in London and had three young children
no matter how clammy it got, I wouldn't be leaving the door open. I don't mean any harm with the comment, I just think that the situation could have been avoided with sensibleness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# sweet shitting christ
I actually commented to my other half that I was glad that I hadn't heard of any "it's her own fault" gubbins from brain-dead spastics...

guess I spoke too soon
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# ha! now that's what I call intelligent debate.
whose fault is it then? Foxes in general? Should they be taught not to walk into open doors and bite unattended children? Boris Johnson's fault for allowing foxes into London? The kids' fault for smelling interesting to foxes? Or perhaps it was just an unfortunate accident. An unfortunate accident which might have been avoided by doing something such as not leaving your front door open when you have small kids.

Edit: You seem to be of the opinion that I'm implying she "deserved" it. I'm not saying that at all. Nobody deserves such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# It was a freak event, foxes do not enter houses and bit children
From the BBC:
Urban wildlife expert John Bryant said such an attack was extremely rare.

"I have only ever heard of two cases in my 40 years of dealing with foxes, one of which turned out to be a German Shepherd and the other a cat," he said.

What difference does it make that it was London?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Surely such attacks are extremely rare because most people in urban areas keep their doors firmly shut at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# They were in the house at the time, watching TV...
are you telling me that you've never left an external door open whilst you were in the house?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Fair point. We do often leave the back doors open in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I can tell that you're (going to be/are)* a bad parent
any children, present or future, should be taken from you!

* Delete as appropriate
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# it doesn't make a difference that it was london
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Good, that's all I cared about!
*continues to leave back door open in hot weather*

Now, let's get back to slagging off the furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# are you trying to dispell, or substantiate, my belief that you're a spastic?
it was an unfortunate accident, obviously. Putting actual blame on anybody in this situation is the work of a moron.

In fact... you know what... you're right. This horrific incident, despite being unbelievably isolated should lead to people keeping their houses entirely air tight. God knows that a rabid bat might fly in through my window at night and bite me...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# this aggression is quite odd. I'm sorry that I have a different opinion to you.
I'm not saying that she should have expected that a fox would come in and attack the children. All I'm saying is that, personally, if I left my front door open with small children in my house, I would find it somewhat risky. Perhaps I'm paranoid, but closing the door seems to me to be normal behaviour for protecting my family from danger.

I'm not trying to say that it's any less horrific or unexpected, I just find leaving the door open to be strange behaviour for a parent of babies and young children.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I agree with you
but maybe we're just dribbling spastics like the mong said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I'm trying to help you not be a brainwrong
I'm doing you a service
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# my hero
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
Foxes aside, there are a whole host of other reasons not to leave small children unattended near open doors.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# fuck me....
w-w-w-w-what about poisonous spiders... brought over in banana crate from the African Continent????

They could crawl in through the vents...

Oh GOD!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# well...well done on calling someone a spastic to validate your argument
god forbid anyone ever disagrees with you.

and I love how you run to /talk crying about the bad /board people
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hang on...
this from the person known as the /board grump

top irony-ing there
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# quick run over to /talk and tell them what a cunt I am

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nah.. you're alright
I'm sure they already know
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# oh no /talk disapproves of me :(

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I wouldn't say disapprove...
there's a high concentration on cunt on /talk too
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# ENOUGH!
Fluff please, statim.

Edit: whatever. *goes to make tea instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "If you lived in London"?
What difference does that make?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# London is 98% full of rapists and murderers
hadn't you heard?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# the other 2% is over-confident foxes
which really means that she DID deserve it because she fits into the 98-percentile
(likeajackhammer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I didn't mean anything against london
just referring to the story. It doesn't make a difference, I'd be unlikely to leave my door wide open
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I leave the back door open in hot weather when the baby is asleep upstairs
there are a few massive foxes around my way.
The chances that one will come in are very very small, the chances that one will come in and find it's way to the baby's room are incredibly small.

The chances that one will find its way to the baby's room and attack the baby are infinitesimally small.

This event is so incredibly unlikely it's frankly suspicious. Much like the Maddie case... so... your picture works!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# foxy lady :)
*needs more cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# she's just considering it as a fox pas
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ Foxits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Nicely done sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaahah
Take this woo and go directly to Hull!
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)