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# they said it would never work....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# If you want to annoy Russ Abbott, call him 'Ross'
and steal his chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# and ask him if bella emberg was a good shag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# or ask him if there are any more episodes of The Russ Abbott Show in the pipeline
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He was a bit, yes
And that's a wig I think
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Steady on, it's only Tribs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# you sound like you have previous
was there a bad, wait for it, atmosphere?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I saw him in the street once, in Windsor
he had two bodyguards that appeared to be David Rappaport and his little brother
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Sure they were bodyguards?
They might have been his evil henchmen. Or maybe he likes to feel really tall, taller than he already is (6' 4¼").
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# 6'4" - and a quarter?
is that flaccid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Bet he's shrunk a bit with age
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# or ask him who he is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# i bet he gets that all the time.
unless he's wearing the seeyou Jimmy hat and wig
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yes!
Is this a new challenge - new double acts? see below
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ha!
Great Minds I guess :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# loved Abbott & Costello
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha nice. Am I alone in thinking Russ Abbott's scotch man is hilarious?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# stereotypes ftw
he should have done a funny Indian fellow too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yes! Comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# You'll like this then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# that's like asking if Les Dennis was a good impersonator on tv
he was piss poor and we only had 3 channels at the time
so we had to put up with it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Are you saying Les Dennis isn't a good impersonator?
I think your forgetting his Mavis off of Coronation Street.

Ha! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I don't really know
I can't remember him doing anything else but Mavis
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i hate impressionists
they always sound terrible, with the exception of chris barrie's impression of kenneth williams. it's bloody eerie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Rory Bremner FTW
top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Alistair McGowan FTF
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# he's the main offender on my list
if they can't be famous being themselves, they shouldn't try making a living off the backs of others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# he takes the piss
like wot we do................................only he do it better
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# he's a smug twat, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# John Culshaw does some good ones. Well, Tom Baker.
That welsh bloke off of shit BBC2 'comedies' does some good ones too, and he can bloody well sing. Shame he's always doing shit BBC2 'comedies' though. And I can't remember his name. And unfortunately his own voice is that of a patronising welsh git.

But Rory Bremner always sounds like Rory Bremner to me.
The Bird/Fortune 'George Parr' interviews are the only entertaining thing in any Rory Bremner programme.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# i don't even know who john culshaw is
if he's an impressionist, i really don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think Monet is the best impressionist
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# better than van gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Which is better: going blind, or chopping your ear off?
Only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# i've never considered cutting my ear off
but i am starting to go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# He did a great one cold-calling Tom Baker for Radio 4.
Peter Serafinowicz was once on Wogan's morning show on Radio 2, and you couldn't tell which one of them was which.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# peter serafinowicz was ok on shaun of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I didn't even know he was in it...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# he was shaun's flatmate, pete
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88kt_Vtyl4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# still no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# your computer's a gay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Mike Yarwood's impression of Henry Kissinger was uncanny.
He was a genuine talent and a true gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# maybe so
but i still hate impressionists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# over and over and over and over...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha! that would be brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "Bud" and "Lou"
More effort required here :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Well yeah,
because Russ Abbott is my Buddy and Elvis Costello's music is toilet.*



*Does not reflect my actual views and I may have not even noticed their first names were there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)