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# engage


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(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Now look what you made me do
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ewwww
pass the mind bleach!!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hypnotically disturbing
this gives me the anti-horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# +e
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# auntie horn
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# this is what happens
when you give old women HRT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# at least the BBC gave us 7 days warning last week that he's on this Saturday Prime time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I'm no fan of James Corden, but Picard seemed both pissed & obnoxious during their awards encounter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# i know
picard did seem like a bit of dick, but i hope there was some off camera incident where corden done sumfing to picard wot deserved it!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# If I had to push one of them off a cliff, it'd still be James by a goodly mile..
*makes it so*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Imagine the size and sound of the splat...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# yeh - this has polarised me
I don't hate Corden, and I like Picard, er I mean Patrick Stewart, but they both seemed pissed and Corden seemed to get the better of him, and

Oh I don't know.

One's a knight of the realm and the other is a fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I felt conflicted about it until I noticed the actual distance between them
When Corden rolls on up and sets his shoulders down into a fighting stance.

All of a sudden it's turned from two thespians roasting each other to a boorish lager lout squaring up to an OAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# definately
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Patrick Stewart has been in Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur & X-Men, so immediately appeals to my inner nerd.
James Corden (from a personal point of view) has done absolutely nothing of worth.

I'd like to think that Mr Corden offended in some way earlier/off-camera, thus spurring Patrick Stewart into fulfilling his duty to (try) and take the arrogant fuck down a peg or two.

Unfortunately, I can't get over the feeling that Picard was coasting on Dutch courage, and trying far too hard to appeal to the all the hip kids, out there..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I think he grossly misjudged what kind of people are likely to attend something called "The Glamour Awards"
Something tells me it's not the kind of crowd that would watch Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur or X-Men, and probably wouldn't agree with your views on James Corden (or mine for that matter!)

I don't think it's going to hurt either of their careers much though. I think that world agreed JC was a cunt a long time before this debacle!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# So we're agreed? James Corden is still a shit.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I hate that cunt
Picard made a light-hearted jibe (its what comedians do, right?), then fatman became really obnoxious and shoved himself in his face and made a somewhat below the belt comment about him dying soon. His lack of comedic spontenaiety shone on that embarrasing encounter that only endorsed my opinion of him as a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Didn't see it but can imagine that's how it went down. Corden can be a proper arse.
On a related note, I am STILL laughing about this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10074732
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# i hadnt seen that before...
had me laughing like a fool!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)