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[challenge entry] In the interests of fairness and equality...

*edit* by popular demand now with 35% more boobies (thankyou liquify!)

From the Mock Green Britain Day challenge. See all 141 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Where's the big boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# this
*demands ze bigger boobs*...also I like how the "O" is focused on ze minge area
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# phew, ze stinky poission de gaushe
try washing you dirty french whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Here (Very NSFW)
You were warned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I felt a surge in my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I also felt a surge in Atomic's penis
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I can't contain such power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I felt a great disturbance in the Force
radiating from atomic's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Thousands of sperm cells cried out in XTC.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
#
liblr.com/w?replace=happiness&replacement=atomic%27s%20penis
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# YES! People are excited about my penis! They can't stop talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# That is one exquisite cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that's epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# It was as if a million atomic's penises cried out at once
and suddenly spluffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# It's the end of the world as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Oddly, after lookin at a number of French Maid outfits of suitable pixel counts,
couldn't find any with bursting breasts! Well, not SFW anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Oh see... next time look up 'German Maids'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Aha!
Now all I have to do is 'shop out the jackboots! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Leave them on...I have a jackboot fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# And the moustache!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Depends on where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Ha
Richard Herring was quite good at answering questions wasn't he. Much better than that Colfer guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# tbh
most of us are fairly well-disposed towards Herring

mostly because he's an original talent and not raping a much-loved franchise for money
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# He gave one line answers to all mine :(
And Rob didn't even post the full questions :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# He went into great detail with my questions
He must like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# He used my tell us a joke one ( I did NOT put a question mark at the end, >:@ rob)
to plug his DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I thought my post-apocalypse fight with a wild animal was the best question out of my lot.
He could have gone to town on that one if it had been given him
Favourite/worst too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Mine were carefully considered and answered in often two lines or more.
zeltergiset 1 - 0 Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Why does Herring hate me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# He wanted to put you in your plaice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# because he saw you have the last of the potato sald from the all you can eat salad bar.
then he saw that you'd left half of it and was furious as he never got any because they took ages to refill it and by the time they had he'd finished his meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# But... but... but... I was 5 at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Totally tweeting @ him "Sorry for taking the last of the potato salad."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# They only asked my question about his weight :(
But they did use my herring sandwich gif
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Keeping abreast of the situation is always fair . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# it's only loading as far as her chin for me
EDIT: works now :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# BUMMER!
here goes....lovely bust ,completely stark naked...with a"I love Rory" tattoo.....pity you can't see it properly :))))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# The playboy bunny symbol is a good indication that everything is fake from the neck down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# And dead from the neck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I am reporting this advert to ofcom for blatant lack of zee big boobies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I yam very zorry!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I love the way the O is over her O LOLZ!1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)