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# arfternoon

Bugger, the text moved!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft, silly.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# aww poor kitty
I saw a cat at the lying in the grass next to the main road yesterday. i went up to say hello. It was dead
: (
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
# awww :(
I was driving my bus one day when a car raced out of a junction to try to get in front of me (people don't like driving behind buses) and in doing so failed to see the cat walking across the road - the bastard broke it's spine and drove off without stopping the cat was in agony for minutes and I had to get the help from a passer-by to put the cat on the side of the road where it died I was in tears.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# and that's why I was late for my job interview
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah well if you're going for a job interview in Woodhouse and using my bus then
you're probably long-term unemployed anyway :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *swigs Special Brew*
yaaaarrgeerroooudaaavit!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Smek!
Poor kitty
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Smek is a good word :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)
# aww, poor blind pussy

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
THAT'S HOW MY CAT DIED!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I had no eye dear.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Traffic cones have a lot of spring in them. The worst it could do at strolling speed is bump the cat's nose.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# yes, well
I may have tried to force the cat into the cone

I thought it might make him more aerodynamic
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# You heartless bastard!
His poor cat bumped his nose to death at strolling speed.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
gutted.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# ^ this
and 'fucksocks' FTW!
woo yeah *click*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# End the cruelty now!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# haha
SCIENCE FACT
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Ha ha
That's how they make them. Fact.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Road cat is watching your dangerous driving.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:03, archived)
#
"Poor pussy ... poor pussy cat"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Aww....
A least he made it accross the road!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)