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# Ample parking..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Tesco asked Superman to leave one of its stores because they thought he was wearing pyjamas.
/notsotrufax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# And he nearly got arrested when standing on a government building
because the police thought he was from "Fathers 4 Justice".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I still can't work out how he got lois lane up the duff in the last film.
Surely he would have blown her cunt out of her back when he splurged. Maybe he wanked in a cup and spat it up her! one option.
(waxdart hello., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
"Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head."

www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# He's a slack-jawed weakling..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# TESCO
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# One of my fave pics ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *loves Joe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:13, archived)
# the one on the left looks like George W Bush
with Saddam Husseins "Just out of the hole" beard
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:31, archived)
# OH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :D
this should be FP'd now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I won't hold my breath..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)