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# Seamless!
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)
# You didn't need to delete, you know, you could have just edited your post.
Who's the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I think....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicente_del_Bosque

If you touch him, he falls over, like a broken weeble
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ? But he's Spanish....
and isn't Dolmio "meant" to be Italian?.... Am I over thinking this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# THEY IS ALL FORRINS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
damn forigns invading are cuntry
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# capello is busy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hah, indeed.
It's just a lookey likey thing, and I've heard Spanish people like tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# could be
i thought it was Fritzl!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Josep Frizl's
Wiener Schnitzel
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# How the fuck does a weeble get broken?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:16, archived)
# stamp on its wobbly bottom
much as the Dutch tried to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
#
Dunno but I see plenty of them laying about after falling down on Fri / Sat nights.

They all wobble and then fall down, unlike working ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Oh, it's a foopball thing, then?
I thought all that was over.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Fred De Leter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# FUCKING WEDNESDAY STOP ASKING ME ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# MorRISons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# it's right after chicken tonight night
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I used to have a chicken tonight night
in the 90s
I was married then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Never, I wouldn't give the horrible gloopy emulsified fake flavoured muck any shelf room.
...oh and who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ^This
The illusion of processed food. Just as easy to whip up most sauces freshly from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# some of them can be a bit tricky.
but bolognese is an absolute piece of piss. Whack everything in, cook for 2 hours, done.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24, archived)
# 2 hours? Fuck me that's an epic Spag Bol!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Try cooking it for 2 hours, it tastes fucking amazing.
Ive seen recipes that say cook it for 5, adding water when neccesary.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I'll give it a go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Cook it for two hours
the night before you eat it then warm it up next day - even better!
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# 2 hours MINIMUNM for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# some guy who was on the televisual device a bit last night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# that's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# TJ
have you seen who's turned up on /links?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)
# The Pope? Dr Kildare?
Who damn it? Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
# The jar has no corner
Like the dirty Dutch ratbags.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
# not any fackin more, i tell thee
im a ragu man - dont like big fuck-off chunks o' tomatoes in my pasta sauce.

As for the bloke? I dunno? Saddam with no hair? I guess its a soccerball thing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# It is indeed a soccerball thing
One of the people i was watching the game with insisted on making a joke about how the spanish manager looked like the cartoon off the dolmio advert EVERY time he was on the screen.

Next up: visual puns on Klose, perhaps getting closer to something. Oh no wait, the footballs over and no one cares anymore. Sorry.
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Are there any soccerball players with the surname Faraway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)