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[challenge entry]


There once was a new b3ta challenge.
That everyone struggled to manage.
The entries were shit
The memes didn't fit
FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE!


From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Fail.
The mouth's open, so the passport application will be sent back.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
#
Depends if Gay Dave is on the review board or not.
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Passport photo guidelines are ridiculous.
FAIL - there are some teeth visible.
FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:

There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# If you like the taste of rancid fish, then gannet is the bird for you...
Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html

If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Oooh, lovely!
Edit: early gannet-based silliness:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# *Clicks* like a bushman
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)
# FAIL - "there are shadows down the side of your face, our scanner can't cope with that."
Get a better scanner then, fuckwits. Grrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# he's late tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Brilliance
As sick to fuck with this guy's face on b3ta

this is full of win
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)
# ahaha
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
#
This tastes of win
(hinch schmooo, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# This was supposed to be on the FP.
(love your nails)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:54, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# in all my 8 years of reading B3ta
I've never spat tea over my keyboard... today I have

thank you
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# This is what...
the 3rd time in the last week this has made the popular page? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# This needs FP.
Now.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I'm with Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)