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[challenge entry] An egregious sinner repented
For crimes sick and demented
Such as taking a cleaver
to the tender young beaver
of a girl of the night that he rented

From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(hathat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I think the 2nd line could do with a "that were"
and stick it on a picture maybe? (as I typed that I heard it in zoidbergs voice.)
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# A picture, you say?
For the image challenge. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# whooop whoop whoop whoop whoop
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# The claws can't flee like they used to!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# This could set some sort of trend!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# It'll never catch on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Perhaps I should suggest it as a compo idea
"Post us a picture you made!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Don't get all technical with me now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Well in your case
"Post us an invention you made"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Blendercars!

It's a car, but also a blender*.

*Patent pending
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Smooth :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# he could have used the word "both" that would work too
and a picture perhaps whoop whoop whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# to hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Now Zoidberg is the popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# picture ? >
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10177143

I like your limerick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Some words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Go on, post a picture or I'll have a hissy fit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# It's quite refreshing to see a limerick that doesn't start with the word "There"
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# There there therea there there there
There there there therethere there there there
There there therethere there,
There thereythere there
There there therethere therethere there there!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I feel oddly comforted.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Do another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# There once was a there once was a there
There once was a there once was a there
There once was a there
once was a there once
Was a there once was a there once was a there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# And it rhymes too!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Hear, hear!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# my eyesight must be worse than i thought
i can't even see that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# You're totally missing out,
it's a work of geniarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# typical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# There was a young man named hathat
Who came onto b3ta to chat
But we all got quite sick
'Cos he posted no pic
And everyone called him a twat
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Not everyone called him a twat.
Myth busted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# There was a young pedant called Ttssattsr
Whose name was completely unrhymeable
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# It's pretty good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# It is no measure of health
to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Here Is your Goddam Picture you Cr3tins
(hathat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# That showed em!
Nice beaver... hurr hurr hurr
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 6:51, archived)