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[challenge entry] And yea
St. George put the muthafuckin' dragon down



With his 9mm.

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
# haha nice one
I loved the England football fans singing anti-Turkish songs last week even though their proud St. George was apparantly Turkish.

Saints with guns is a great idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Is the St Georges cross...
...not taken from Richard the Lionheart who was French, never spoke English and barely ever set foot in the country?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)
# St Patrick and William Wallace
were apparently both Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)
# William Wallace was Scottish...
...but the surname Wallace means Welsh.

Not surprising considering the Celtic origins and ties of both countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# St Andrew...
...was Greek though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# St Michael
was pants
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Doesn't he work
for M&S now?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I caught your earlier comments in the spazz....
...so thanks very much for those kind words :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# egospazzer!
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)
# It as only casual spazzing...
...the ego part was unintentional :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)
# NAH!
you lie!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# True...
...The St Andrews cross, or saltire, comes from the fact he ws crucified on an X.

I think the legend is that he asked to be crucified on an X as that is the first letter of the Greek word for Christ.

I might be making that up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)
# fair enough
my previous comment was based on my thick-headed confusion of Andrew /Patrick. I'm such a fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)
# That OK... I'm happy to teach.
...what would you like to know next?

I like telling people that it's Scotch Whisky and Irish Whiskey. The Irish added the e as a marketing ploy to differentiate their product.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)
# /sits down at Bob's knee
tell us more, oh wise one!

knew abouthe whisk(e)y thing tho'. Also, did you know warm water freezes faster than cold water? *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Heard the water thing before
but does anyone know why..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)
# sssh!
don't ask that! The leopards of ignorance will attack!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Nasty bit of propoganda
spread about by the Church in the middle ages;
They were trying to promote 'their' brand of Christianity & squash other flavours by dissing things like Mary Magdelane & fishes & promoting things like crosses, Holy Grail & communion...
Bear in mind the Bible has been selectivly translated.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Probably true....
...but I still like the legend of how Scotland came to adopy St Andrew as per below.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# What do you mean was..
... hes still alive - I saw him a in a film a few years back. Can't remember what it was called though.
(MadMich, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)
# So was
the patron Saint of Ireland (Andrew?) We get fuckin EVERYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# St Andrew is Scotland's patron saint...
"According to this legend, the Pictish King Angus, son of Fergus, was marching southwards with his army, when they found themselves confronted by a larger force under an English leader called Athelstan. Defeat seemed almost certain, but after Angus and his men had prayed for deliverance, the appearance in the blue sky above them of a white cloud in the shape of a saltire or St Andrew's Cross seemed to promise that their prayers had been heeded. Thereupon Angus vowed that if they were victorious that day, St Andrew would forever after be their patron saint. Victory was indeed theirs, Angus remembered his vow, and so Andrew became our patron saint and his cross our flag."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# fair enough
All I know is Our Patron Saint, David. Was a little wussy, but he did build the world's smallest cathedral.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)
# It's not that small
my parent's got married there.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Did they
have to kneel down?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)
# they would have had to
if they weren't pygmies :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I'll bet it was
a beautiful day. Was over there this Summer. South Wales rules.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I went to school in St Davids for 3 months
It's the size of a village but has city status because of it's cathederal. Bet Milton Keynes and Swindon love that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Bit like Bath, then.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)
# It's way, way smaller
than Bath.
St. Davids really is the size of a village.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# No, that would be
St. Patrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# St. Patrick's Dad
went to the same school as me.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)
# special
but i'd like to see st george wit a bandana and baggy pants, just to seal the deal ;->
(faster, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Sorry m8
For the TJ

got 8 minutes left on this comp in a PUB on tenerife!!!!

Yeehaw early beers

Burp parp honk

sunburnt bear - shouldn´t have shaved meself!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)
# i used to play football on the same team as this french chap
shaved completely bald he was. very off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)
# did you kiss him when he scored
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)
# i tried
but he didn't like the stubble rash
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)
# not supposed to ley him kiss your arse
Bye all time up!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# hey hey
Is it near playa las americas?
I know a lot of the net cafes down there.
Enjoy! Hope its sunny and have a san miguel for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yup
and

yup

3 minutes and counting then I lurk the bars with mrsbear and bearcubette!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Mate!
You are a star, I got the video Saturday morning and its fantastic.
As soon as I get the weekend over with I'll send off a cd, my computer fucksocked at the moment but I should be getting a new one next week.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yee haw x 2
"they don´t make jews like Jesus anymore!"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I shall have to buy
an album now. He seems like a great, genuine bloke.
I spent most of the afternoon trying to draw him...I'm sad like that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Woo!
Heya mate! Hope you're having a great time!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# woo!
sounds luvverly!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)
# heehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)