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[challenge entry] The Incredible Career of Paris Hilton
After graduating summa cum laude with a degree in Business Studies from Harvard University at the age of 17, young Paris gave away her inheritance and traded a life of luxury for a career in the US Navy.


After rising through the ranks and being awarded the Congressional Medal of Awesome, Paris went into politics, founding a third party, the Rationals, and easily strolling into the Oval Office with a 95% approval rating.


Her recent talks with Prime Minister Chantelle Houghton of the United Kingdom were hailed as 'More glamourous than Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt' and 'more rewarding than a Nectar Card'.

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I know it's stating the obvious and all that, but what a vacuous, fuckheaded cuntbrick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# SHUTUP PLAY NICE PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# where's Jolly Jack?
this is his sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# she looks like a lump of dough that 5-year-old's drawn a face on, then got his grandad to piss on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# You have such a way with words, Nibus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I went to University, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# What were you delivering?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# pff nicely done
bet the Japanese still don't let her in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# excellent. she looks so convincing.
i dun something similar once: b3ta.com/board/8986583
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Man, she still looks like shit coming out of an arse, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Top stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# may god help us all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Summa cum on her tits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Something about cum what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Smug.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# i'm sure she does cum loud
but she's still a bit odd looking.

not my cup of tea...


...or line of coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# The scariest thing...
...is give it a couple of decades and all this could become true. Let's put it this way, I'd pick Hilton over Sarah Palin 10 times out of 10 in a brain fight.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
i for one would support a lesbian scene
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)