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# giant freebase wobbly head masks, available only when it snows...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# The one on the right's got her novelty David Coulthard chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Also, she's a bit of a looker under that mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# FUCK :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha that was my first intention
but It was late last night and I couldn't be fucked.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Mrs Staypuft at one end & Marc Warren in drag at the other..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# I can't see the Freebase face...
*totally not staring at something else*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Would, would, would, would, would!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# 5 out of 4 ain't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I see 5 faces
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ik think i'd have a pop at them all
but only all at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Does this refer to the image above or the one below?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# That blonde harry potter is wild...I betcha she's wild.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:34, archived)
# thunderthighs, ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ho, as in ho?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)
# That always confuses me
especially when Santa Claus is around
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Santa Claus is cancelled this year due to adverse weather conditions - it's the wrong kind of snow and rudolf
is unable to get into work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ah, then a ho-ho free season!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# he's a big man
it takes three hos to empty his sack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# yu are baaaad ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)
# you know it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Are you comparing Santa to the Suffolkator Steve Wright?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:14, archived)
# no
i haven't got a steve wright outfit in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# But it would be a hit at Christmas parties...
Especially in the Ipswich area...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# i prefer to dress as a zombie
it shits up the crusties
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Difficult to tell the difference in some cases...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, archived)
# hey!
i've only been kicked out of 3 pubs this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:23, archived)
# paging gunter the munter hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I know, awful aren't they...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# the one in the sailor suit is going to fucking freeze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Nah...
She's well insulated.

*retracts claws*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:45, archived)
# RENDER THEM DOWN FOR SOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# captain ahab's blubber nuggets - they're chewy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I love a fat bird as much as anyone
but why would you deliberately dress like the Stay Puff'd Marshmellow Man from Ghost Busters?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)
# The two on the ends scare me...
I like the other two though...

'specially the one with the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Source pic, the one I covered up was no better...
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334135/As-Britain-shivers-Newcastle-girls-prove-theyre-frightened-snow.html
(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Christ!
The pic below the source is even more horrifying...

Maybe I'm getting old but there's something to be said for a bit of subtelty over the delicate art of flashing ones clunge in a national newspaper.

*clicks link again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# it could only be newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, archived)
# is that from Sex and the City 3?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# How
many marines did the one with the handbag eat to get the hat?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)