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# Had my office Christmas lunch today....
See what you lot have done to me? I got distracted by this gargoyle on the wall of the pub. It reminds me of something but I can't think what...



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(sboreeves, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Your Mum's bunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Unamused feline is seriously bloody unamused.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Unimpressed cat is unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Your Mum's Bungle?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Your Mum's Bugle?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Friday Hole?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# your mum is Bungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ramalamalamalamadamabunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# at this point I am going to TJ
next week I am apparently DJing at my old office's Christmas Party

I have 5 hours to fill, so need suggestions for things to play. They must be things you can dance to and that people will (mostly) know - which is why I'm struggling.
My only rules are: no Oasis, T*ploader or Simply Red. Or 'Dancing Queen'.

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Theme tune to "Battle of the Planets"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I would absolutely play this if I could find a good quality copy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# You won't find one without the voice-over.
Someone needs to sit down, clean it up and re-edit it.

Hmm - there was a dance track remix of "The Neverending Story"...
And David Bowie, "Dance Magic".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Anything by Suicidal Tendencies.
Or any speedpunkgabbafuckcore.

What equipment are you using?

Edit: The reason I ask, is if you need any music on cd, I have NOW 1-70 here.I could burn you a copy and that pretty much boxes any disco off.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# How will I Laugh Tomorrow
is always great at an office party
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# my laptop
and a CD player

and my mate's PA and Maplin mixer

and my phone

if I had a Fisher Price record player I'd use that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Disco's Out, Murder's In
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Slayer's Reign in Blood
Always a floor filler
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hell awaits
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# S Club 7's Reach for the Stars
Good for the knees
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# 1970's disco and 1980's pop.
That is all.

edit: Oh, "What is Love?" by Haddaway. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# No Presents for Christmas by King Diamond

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'd rather Jack by the Reynolds Girls
The Christmas Remix
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Theme to Hawaii 5-0 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# this is on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Correction: "You Can Count on Me" by Sammy Davis, Jr.
(Which is performed to the theme from Hawaii 5-0, in case you didn't know, and is simply the greatest recording in the history of the world evah).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Anything by Slipknot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Mary's Boy Child
Boney M
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# so dee hohlee bybal seh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
:D

Edit: that's twice this afternoon, you bastardo ultimo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# all the shit you hear at weddings
eg carwash
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# There's No-one Quite like Grandma
The Cannibal Corpse Cover version
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Higher State of Consciousness - Josh Wink
Always gets me thinking of Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That tune reminds me of being in a higher state of consciousness.
Back in the old 'messy' days.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I'm not helping am I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yes



maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Fantomas - Delirium Cordia
and anything by The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

With some Mortician and/or The Berzerker thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You should always play Jonah Lewie.
and by 'always', I mean 'never'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# der der der der dum dum der der der der dum
I love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *kills brutally with industrial machinery and makes it look like an accident*
"No, officer, I'm sure he had been taking Benylin. he can't have read the warning on the bottle."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# but I thought you loved me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I do really.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# oh, taht's out
along with Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime Causing Bleeding Ears and Frayed Tempers by 'Sir' Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# On a more sensible note.
I do have a certain fondness for Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses.

I really am sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# oooh - me too
It's not Christmas without this!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Maybe also - The Cocteau Twins cover of Frosty The Snowman
which is so batshit insane, it's worth it for that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# that's on the list
and The Raveonettes' Christmas Song
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# You, sir
are a legend.

Edit: You might want to sneak in 'Rocks Off' by Primal Scream; Always appropriate for the Christmas Party ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Sound of Accelerating Concrete by Add N to [X]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Don't Look in the Freezer by Dr and the Crippens
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hey, I've never heard that!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The Sound of Decelerating Plasticince by Add This to That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The Sound of Decelerating Plasticine by Add This to That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not allowed to play anything twice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Anything by Mike Flower's Pops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Motherfucker=Redeemer (part 1) by Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Gives you a 20 minute fag break.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# haha
I have this, I will put it on in case anyone pisses me off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Driving Home for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Safety Dance.
This is a must.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ace track
Which is surprisingly and ironically difficult to dance to
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Banana Banana Banana Banana by King Kurt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Show me the way to Santa's Grotto
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# March of the Sinister Ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# play John Cage's Silent Sonata
And then get a mate to dance like a loon in the middle of the dance floor

add in a few arm waves and shouts of encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Something funky by De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig
and I'm being dead serious now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# That Mika track from the titles of "Kick-Ass"
Madness, "Baggy Trousers".
Smash Mouth's "I'm a Believer", or the Eddie Murphy edit from Shrek for extra brownie points. "All Star", "Walking on the Sun", etc.
Vic Reeves & The Wonderstuff, "Dizzy".
Going out on a limb but "Krupa" by Apollo 440 if you can include the intro and not mix over it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# boom!
Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas
Sexy back by Justin Timberlake
Love Shack by the B-52’s
Get a Move on by Mr. Scruff
Get Down Tonight by Kc & The Sunshine Band
Wild Thing by Tone Loc
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Milkshake by Kelis
Devils Haircut by Beck
Tainted Love by Soft Cell
Kiss by Prince
Pump the Jam by Technotronic
Respect by Aretha Franklin
Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Clint Eastwood by Gorilaz
That’s Amore by Dean Martin
In Da Club by 50 Cent
Hot In Here by Nelly
We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Celebration by Kool & The Gang
Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry
Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith
Push It by Salt-N-Pepa
Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry
I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
Come On Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Footloose by Kenny Loggins
Hey Ya! By Outkast
You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate
White Wedding by Billy Idol
Shake Your Booty by Kc & The Sunshine Band
ABC by the Jackson 5
Summer Of ‘69 by Bryan Adams
Don’t Cha by Pussycat Dolls
Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake
Red Red Wine by Ub40
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee-Lite
Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love by Barry White
Gold Digger by Kanye West Feat. Jamie Foxx
Wild Thing by Tone Loc
Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Walk This Way by Aerosmith/Run Dmc
Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# bloody hell Prodge
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Yeoman's bun hold?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)