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# Hehe

Its actually 17 Million!!!!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Going over my head a bit, this one.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# ^ that's me that is.
If I had a beard.

And was a cartoon, like.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# It's me
If I didn't have a moustache! ....and greying hair.... and was cartoon-like
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# De-Ris-ification
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ahh.
Didn't expect to get caught flossing £81k out of the system. Clever man. Mind you, that's a lot of pies.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# D.H. Lawrence?
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
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(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I know someone who works for them...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
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(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# "Over 9000"
is a shit meme perpetrated by 4chan
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Um. yeah.
/b/ sonny.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Outthattaway ---->
Walking trip tomorrow to Bobbin Head.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I want Bobbin Head where my laptop is.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# really?
I've got a wanking trip tomorrow to throbbin' head...
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and now for all the jokes about kuringay national park
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Kuring-gay might be gay,
but it's the Royal NP that fucks you in the arse with their disappearing trails.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# *emails Westboro Baptist Church*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Love the WTF.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Nectar point fraud
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# My spidey-sense tells me
there be meme-work going on here.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# It seems I have misplaced my Friday feeling.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# This made me laugh
purely because it's so irrelivant!
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# ^^ this
:D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *plays Vienna card*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# *plays Vienetta card*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# *licks Vienetta card*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# *kicks Vienetta tart*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# *tricks Vienna tart*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# *slicks Geneva fart*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Vienettaaaaah
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Now that is what you call Ultra Vocal.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I thought an prolific inventor such as yourself would know
CD players do not play cards!
*facepalms*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Mine does
it's one of those perks of being an inventor
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Wow!
You are a clever chap!

:D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# are you like in last of the summer wine -
creating baths on wheels and that? but without the hills to roll them down
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# *clears throat*
The heavenly hills of Holland,
How wondrously they rise
Above the smooth green pastures
Into the azure skies!
With blue and purple hollows,
With peaks of dazzling snow,
Along the far horizon
The clouds are marching slow.

No mortal foot has trodden
The summits of that range,
Nor walked those mystic valleys
Whose colors ever change;
Yet we possess their beauty,
And visit them in dreams,
While the ruddy gold of sunset
From cliff and canyon gleams.

In days of cloudless weather
They melt into the light;
When fog and mist surround us
They're hidden from our sight;
But when returns a season
Clear shining after rain,
While the northwest wind is blowing,
We see the hills again.

The old Dutch painters loved them,
Their pictures show them clear,
Old Hobbema and Ruysdael,
Van Goyen and Vermeer.
Above the level landscape,
Rich polders, long-armed mills,
Canals and ancient cities,
Float Holland's heavenly hills.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# *claps*
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# That was the other option...
:D
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Silly plentyofants, hills are already invented
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)