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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Money
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# ah yes, that well know ditty
"I'm a money grabbing cunt who made the wrong move"

Chelsea really are cuntmagnets..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# You still working at the coat factory, John?
Nah, I'm working at an upholsterer's now. It's not a great place but the money's good and the prospects are probably better.
OH REALLY WELL THEN FUCK YOU JOHN YOU'RE A MONEY GRABBING CUNT WHO MADE THE WRONG MOVE HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# that coat factory was shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
# John could probably buy the company, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# LOL rugby
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# it's Snooker you dolt!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Ah I get it now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bH7YelA86Q
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:34, archived)
# that was unexpected
oh, wait...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I can't believe anybody could dislike GMoS..
New b3tans are shit. You don't get GMoS, you don't get to post.. That's the way to play it.

Bring back The Neville and the one everybody pandered to because they thought he was a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# it's not that i dislike gmos
but familiarity breeds contempt. Post something other than gmos, and i'll stop thinking you're a one-trick fuckwit

And remember, ceiling cat is watching you self-love.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ...
...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# My Front Paged posts were never GMoS.
Look at my profile. Calm down.

It's only the internet. No need for tantrums.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# hmm
so, one poor quality faceswap gif and one broken link... B3ta must have been really shit 5+ years ago. since then, it's been gmos all the way...
I take it all back, you really are king of the internet.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Go back to 4chan
where you belong you pedantic fuckchump.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# i've never been to 4chan
what's it like?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah.
Me!

I see you take /QOTW seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# what is being discussed is not necessarily being understood.
if you have access to a dictionary, i suggest you look up 'sarcasm' and 'irony' and then try and work out where in this conversation those two literary devices are being utilised.
So long, retard.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# 'Life is a gaylord coaster'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I was explaining to my brother-in-law the other day how
Love is gay.

He said that means I'm doing it wrong, missing the point spectacularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Is he balancing a golf ball on his head?
Is that the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# it's got one of the best drum intros ever
there's your clue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Is it the Muppet Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hahahafuck
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ^ Fuzzy Bear?
Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# hahahaa
er

no

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjYTgwDizbk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# please, someone, just
kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ricky was a young boy
he had a heart of stone...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# i give up
who is he and did he die recently ?

oh! and that shade of green does nothing for him
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# it's Spanish striker Fernando Torres
he recently went to Chelsea from Liverpool for £50m or something, then his first game was against Liverpool, which Chelsea lost

short answer: a man who kicks a ball for money
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# thankyou
and i agree shame about chaka khan although she does look good in green.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# So he did want to go to Chelsea after all?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Its like 50 million pounds when all you want is a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# who is he
and what have you photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Sorry for the threadjack
but does anyone know which film this is from?

sorry it was rather big wasn't it so heres a link instead
(el_pollo_diablo, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# A Bridge 2MB Far
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# is that the one
starring Alec 1.2Gig-inness
(el_pollo_diablo, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Link that before people shout at you.
Edit: Better :)

Edit2: Google says it is from XTRO 2
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Awesome
thanks man
(el_pollo_diablo, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)