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# 'Here, under this tree will do'


Edit: I should really have touched it up a bit (easy missus) in da 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Needs more stray pube

EDIT: and less clothes
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# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# * Unzips
(ready for when you bend over to pick it up)
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# Smoke Elephant says "beware"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I for one hail our new dark overlord
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# no need to tell me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Hell ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I have a feeling we've not got a lot of choice in the matter... ;-)
any news, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# nope :(


sent a follow up email
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Go get 'em, Floyd!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# yea..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Blimey.
Did you take the shot? It's a corker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
www.cracked.com/blog/8-real-photographs-that-prove-hell-exists-earth/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Bloody hell, I wish!
I found it on Gizmodo.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# kaboom
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Best of all the explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Oh I don't know
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Why, Mr Vagabond
You are veritably gushing today!

I feel dirty for having said that. Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Your elephant has no nose?
How does he sm... Oh FFS wobbly, give it a rest!
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# ^ make more* sense, Little Engine!
*or some, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# But this am b3ta - nothing make sense!
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# Elephantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I assume she's busting for a piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# don't mean to come across as rude, and it's just my opinion
but I find Poser/Daz/etc as annoying as untouched photos, or funny screengrabs from computer games.
i.e. there's a place for stuff, Flickr, Poser forums, etc
unless you can shove blessed's face on her or animate her riding a large cdc like it is a horse of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# we're not allowed opinions on b3ta please take it elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# He's only saying that
because he can do proper arts.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# no, just always found poser style art as more of an advert for the software company
than the artist - who poses as opposed to makes. But the same goes for Lego photos and stuff like that I guess, so its clearly just me.
I just can't stand their 3d models ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10337569
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# you really have missed the point of that haven't you :D
I'm saying there that peoples idea of fun differs.
Here I am saying it's just my opinion, not actually saying don't do it.

please read what you are dramatically referencing fella and stop trying to make something of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# aye that's right because that's what I do

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# oh hi troll nice picture
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# here you have, I'm not referring to anything else
please, relax, I'm just chatting with Sandettie about Poser/Daz
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# aye that's right I need to relax
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Yes, you do.
Would you like a massage?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# thank you for the offer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Sandettie.. <ahem>
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# yes, we only hate daz3d
but repeatedly using images from *some other* program is perfectly fine

*cough*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# But surely
It's the creativity and imagination that count, not the tools and processes used. Would you think the same if I produced an identical picture but using vector shapes in Corel Draw?

As an aside, could you please do zombie versions of the Mr Men?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# to create it from scratch with vectors would take one hell of a lot of time and skill
and I think Zombie Mr Men have been done by someone else, sounds familiar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# But then is that skill
just proficiency in using the software? I cannot work out what you're getting at. Or is it that there was no joke?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I'm guessing just an inherent dislike of Poser.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# you know what..
my advice is don't fucking listen to them.
do what you like, post and say what you like and be damned or praised with it.


but then again that's just me and my pychosis talking.

calm blue ocean...calm blue ocean...calm blue ocean :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# or people could listen to constructive criticism, weigh up the options and go from there.
It's often a very damaging thing only believing in yourself and ignoring what others say. Some people are trying to help when they say stuff, and you could find shortcuts and other advantages in what they are offering.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# aye that's right..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Poser/Daz to me is a good start point for artists who don't have a life model at their disposal.
But I find their 3d meshes instantly recognisable in a negative way, so people who use them without much alteration produce very similar pictures.
Just posing the mesh to me is like someone arranging clip art in vector package, not creating it.
I know a lot of studios wouldn't look twice at this sort of thing, so I don't recommend people use it as a rule to help them wander in the right direction. Plus its got the stigma of being mainly used for crap porn :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Nothing wrong with crap porn
It's not just the posing. Getting the lighting and bumpmaps looking good is proving a fucking nightmare and it shows.

But I'm still learning, and my aim to create this quality of stuff. As you see, posing is just a small part of the creativity.


(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I'd set your sights higher to be honest.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# if that's what you like then keep at it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Opinions.
On.
The.
Internet.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# all those people
who used to post on Usenet had to go somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# conversation generally involves opinions
shame its so difficult to have either without a scene :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# you're not meant to have them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# For what it's worth (basically throwing my gold into a distended anus here):
Anyone is allowed to have an opinion - at the same time, anyone is allowed to tell that person that their opinion is worth shit.

I think you're a twat with more issues than National Geographic.

But that's of course only my opinion which may be wrong, but which I am course allowed to have. Er, sweetheart, that's nice dear, wa wa wa, boo hoo, whatever you say, troll, yer maw, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I take it you don't want a sweetie then?
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