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yay! I'm unwanted. Any suggestions for what to leave as the wallpaper on my work PC?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)

a smeared cat turd?

why not wanted?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)

gay porn

edit: unwanted? fuck 'em.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

obvious goatse opportunity

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

^this

with a nice toap telling everyone to get to fuck

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)

Bummer.

Both an expression of sympathy and a suggestion for the wallpaper.

Right. Meeting tiems!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)

aaaw....how about what's left of your dignity

they then might actually hire you again

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)

I'm quite up beat about it

it worked out well last time it happened to me, fingers crossed for a good eventual result this time. No point being negative about the world :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)

yea lucky for some

good luck :)

[edit] ooh take a screen grab of your whole pc descktop...
clear the desktop of all the stuff on it,
then set that as the wallpaper.

it'll confuse the fuck out of them why the folders won't open.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

and install the BSOD screensaver

technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

one step further, but I like your thinking :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

I had it on my works machine

had a day off and came back to a new win 7 install and CS5
I was well impressed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)

arf! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

for extra fun, you can flip the image

or just add a wonderful cryptic error message on the wallpaper too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)

Or have half of the icons real...

... and half as part of the wallpaper.

How come Word works but Outlook doesn't? ... etc.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)

I once did this to a colleague...

I screen grabbed his screen, then shopped this Fatal Error message in the middle and set it as his wall paper.

This had him and our IT monkey going for ages!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)

I envisage my future

involving a rather nice redundancy too - sometime in 2012 I think - 8 years service by then - (£)_(£)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

delete all your emails

and leave this picture

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

yes, do it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)

Sorry to hear that :(

Hope something comes along soon.
In the meantime I was looking for suitable wallpaper and typed "massive turd" into google with safesearch off. I wish I hadn't.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

sorry about that

my brother massive, he's a bit special...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)

1/ Buy most horrific paisley wallpaper
2/ Glue to PC monitor
3/ Get a better job
4/ You know what goes here

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)

Accidentally leaving a tiny virus is proper

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)

Sorry to hear that, I myself am staring redundancy in the face

And that face looks like Edward James Olmos. It's not pretty and you can't argue with it.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)

leave on the monitor?

just leave with the monitor :D

sorry to hear the bad news btw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)

NSFW!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)

Also:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)

A big ol' gimpfest, featuring the 'shopped head of your boss.

Maybe add the words "He'll do it to you, too!"

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)

a screen capture of your desktop with goatse as the wallpaper

then hide all the icons and toolbars

edit: ah, similar to this www.b3ta.com/board/10342854

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)

um, kill everyone?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)

Leave a blank blue wallpaper

of some critical Windows error message :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)

or this

www.ubuntugeek.com/how-to-make-windows-look-like-ubuntu.html

if you have the time.

Edit: Equally, I'm sure that with a little googling you could make it look like windows 3.something

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)

Just rape the start-up files. Destroy boot.ini.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)

reboot it and set a password in the bios.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)

or something like this (then remove the icons and toolbars)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)