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# Bindun?
Now it's apparently acceptable for straight men to wear moisturiser and ponce about in pink shirts, isn't it time someone brought a gentleman's soap to the market that doesn't sting like regular soap?

Introducing:

JOHNSON Cockwash.
- 'Keep your todger tidy without stinging your jap's eye.'

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# that'll go alongside Testefresh and Knacker Laquer
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# not to mention the Rinse & Mince
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# or Spluff & Go
I mean why take two bottles into the cubicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in case one slips out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Natural Source Mint shampoo/shower gel is the work of a very evil devil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# i LOVE that stuff!
just don't use it if you've taken speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# it should come with a warning for gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# i would imagine so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Here Here!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# IT BURNS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Vic Burns
If you mistake it for vasaline.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I wash with grit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# dry or covered in Sump Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm going to phrase this very carefully...
It's great on your head, that part of your anatomy which rests atop your shoulders. But anywhere else it is the Devil's work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# ^ THIS
with added OWWWW OWWW! FUCK! JESUS CUNTING CHRIST STOP THE BURNING!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I use Tea Tree Shampoo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Do you indeed?
And what mystical properties does it have?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# it makes your hair smell nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ah, that would explain why have no knowledge of it.
or indeed, hair; Hence no knowledge of it.

Argh! - I'm caught in a causal-loop self-deprecatory statement!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Or indeed, hair;
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# it's woody
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Disney Branded Shampoo....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Tea tree oil shampoo can chase the bugs away :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# We should use it here, then.
Our software development people could do with a major dose of it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^ this
ouchy on my bell end
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# It's a bit like when you have a good fast wank...
and then you have to pee every two minutes for the next hour..

(That is normal, isn't it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Original source mint and tea tree FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# This is amazing!
You should take this to Dragons Den. I am sure Deborah Meaden can appreciate the severity of stinging japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Bravo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Japseye
This no racist?

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# * SIGHS *
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# "no more tears" - thank fuck
I hate having to stitch it back up
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# No more tears. (rhyme with bears)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Tears for fairs :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)