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# Banking for squirrels...

Not sure this pun is worthy of the amount of time this took to Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Their high-interest accounts pay peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Good for squirrels that
don't like shelling out for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# they should put it in a Cashew ISA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ISA ISA?
If i could be arsed, i want to make an animated gif loop of that woman nodding at the bloke in that moronic way...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Those two FUCKING MORONS.
I know that they probably want to be seen as actors, and that this is their biggest break so far and means they don't have to go back to working at Starbucks for a couple of months, but dear Christ that advert and all who sailed on it need to be shot to death repeatedly with extreme prejudice twice in the face and once for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Firm...firm but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# plus that woman looks like she wants to give the impression she's a bit flirty
but in fact would sue you for 10 million if you showed her your knob under the desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
BTW - can I borrow 10 million?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Heheh - indeed!
b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/post1142797
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I think Richard Herring got in contact with her on Twitter after he made some comment about the ad.
Despite his hatred of the advert, it made him realise she is just a jobbing actor trying to make a living.

If you have to hate someone, it should be the faceless advertising executives prepared to unleash this sort of thing on a downtrodden and maudlin public.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# No
she is evil and must be destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ow ow ow ow !
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# If you complain to their customer service department
they just make a lot of chattering noises and throw sticks at you from a great height.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's acorn-y pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Oak-ay stop that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# yeah, just leaf it out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Oh I see you're branching out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# didn't take you long to twig
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# What a tree-mendous pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# thanks, i hope this is knot going to go on all night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Yes - I think we'll have to stop soon forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# if you wood be so kind
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# You cant 't pecan choose these things.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This squirrel doesn't have any tits?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# What ^ said....
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# nice reflections!
I can't think of a clever nut-based pun, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Not even about the squirrel pecan over the cashewer's desk?
Tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)