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# Percy the Passover Plant


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For 357 days of the year, Percy exists as a potted plant—soaking up sun, absorbing water, listening to the music of Robert Plant, etc. But when Passover cometh, Percy morphs into a one-eyed, dwarfish creature no bigger than your average yellow-bellied marmot. Following this metamorphosis miracle, Percy proceeds to visit every Jewish household in America, aimlessly tossing matzoh, Manischewitz, macaroons and Gefilte fish in every possible direction before moving on to the next home. So, basically, he just makes a big mess and leaves. As opposed to Saint Nick’s quick use of the chimney (or the Tooth Fairy's stealth bedroom window method), Percy prefers to enter a house like a volcanic eruption from below, violently emerging head-first through the family's dining room floorboards. As Passover concludes, Percy mutates back into a potted plant, having yet again contributed very little to the overall holiday experience. Also, Percy's favorite movie is How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^ Words
and a nice picture. Woo!

EDIT: "aimlessly tossing matzoh, Manischewitz, macaroons"? How Does Mr Mat Manischewitz feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# true story
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# 0_0
Sundae's stray pube....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# ^ This
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# I'll
be a meme one day if it kills me!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It has already started...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# You can even get
TheSundaeLunch official headwear now! :D
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# I hope
everyone here is wearing one!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# This made me laugh a little to much..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# How long ago did your beer tiem start? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It hasn't yet...
40 minutes and counting

40
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# Why am I looking at a picture of myself?
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
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# ^ Prince Harry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# this is a small peice of pure awesome.
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# Haha! Lovely.
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# yay 4 hitla!
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# That sums things up quite well.
Here's a little German punk for your efforts-


www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzdULRr1oi4
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# \o/
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# *you took too much, too much, too much*
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# Woo!
Did you do the last Super Furry Animals album cover?
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#
haha yea, that was my crowning achievement
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)