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# My first ever b3ta penis attempt


from the Vatican's own picture files at L'Osservatore Romano, which is still free online
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# Men Without Hats.
*does Safety Dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
You can dance, you can dance
Everybody look at your hands
You can dance, you can dance
Massaging the Papal glans
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Now where is that Ignore button??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Why? Everybody needs a Popilop!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# And now for tomorrows headline news!
It's Andie MacDowell's birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I know I know......but you got to start somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
# my first attempt at a penis went badly, too
put it down to him being a bit pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I was NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# yeah, like you were my first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# pope images are SO last year
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:32, archived)
# For some reason, this came to mind
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)
# This would sell.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I buy one! I need it to produce some PooTox!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Pew pew?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# You blew it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# is that the same place where he watches his semi naked male dancers?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Pope Benedict XVI Calls for a "New World Order"
youtu.be/KDGq-CVUKf4
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:39, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Not enough "Captain, all time he is touching my ass"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yes
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# You wish
you have to do a lot more to upgrade from the tin foil hat to the magenta wooly CDC hat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Let it go, Indiana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# THE POPENIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# dear mr mofhahahfhahahahaha
what is the lady lifting her skirt gif what you done monkeyed with from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I don't know...
it was in the thread just below mine that night. I tineyed it and used the source from whatever crappy .gif site came up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I answered you way back then :)
b3ta.com/board/10395567
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ah cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Good luck with your research :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# *doffs cap*
I couldn't believe that no one knew who Virginie was. I didn't know the film til I searched but I recognised her immediately. I take an, ahem, interest in such things.

She's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# flatter than an ironing board
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# Quiet, you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# my 14-year-old nephew has bigger tits than her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Yeah, whatever happened to secondary sexual development?
/tits and hips man
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# it stopped when it reached victoria beckham
and realised there was no point trying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# She looks barely human to me.
Poor David, having taste like that.
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# he's hardly poor
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