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[challenge entry] Yay, let's mock obese people.


utter shit challenge

From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# we've stumbled on prodigy's Kryptonite/touchy point!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# do you really want to start with me?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# come on fella, it's just b3ta
sometimes it features things we don't like, but it's the nature of the beast.

besides, you don't seem to care about other peoples feelings often enough, seems a bit hypocritical (although understandable) to complain.
A better way to complain would be to point out we've already done it:
b3ta.com/challenge/fat/ You came second when you entered your Jabba the Hutt sock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# sock was entered into challenges that are shit

anything else you want to troll up that I've posted?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# No
You deleted it

:p

I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# For fucks sake Proj how is siding with you to say that we've already done this challenge Trolling
take the shit tinted glasses off for one day and you might see that not everyone is being a cunt to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I donno HappyToast, I kind of agree with you when you imply that Proj is a complete nob who is only tollerated agmonst his 'mates' because they can always talk him into getting the most rounds in.
But I think it's a bit unfair when you imply that his mum only talks to him so she can keep an eye on the child she does actually like.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# calm down, calm down, calm down
the both of yers, or i'll go and tell Ma.

*steals hubcaps while distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Settle down, you fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# You seem so
Angry :C
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Careful, Toasty! He might knife you
over the internet.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# meh meh meh meh toasty
aye whatever ye say beaker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# lol
Still amazed at how you manage to type and create images with your arms folded and your bottom lip stuck out. Have you got some kind of trackball on your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It's a good job it's only for a week then and it's just a fucking website settle down you spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Is it because you are fat?
Is that it? The fat thing? The thing that's the thing you did to yourself? It's not your glands, you know. It's because you are a greedy, lazy cunt. If you are fat, that is. Cheer the fuck up, just because you can't see your genitals without recourse to a mirror on a stick doesn't mean everyone else who hasn't crippled themselves shouldn't point and laugh. That's only if you are fat though. You might not be, I dunno. Maybe some of your best friends are lazy, greedy cunts? Is that it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Why not? I'm morbidly obese, and I can laugh at myself.
Why can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and good for you I say
all I said this was a shit challenge just like all the other shit challenges that have gone before it.

it's interesting that its this comment that has brought out all the vermin from /talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# We've got a sensor over there that goes off when someone is being a massively childish hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Then why not just say 'It's a shit challenge' instead of making out that you are white knighting for the fatties?
It's counter productive, and smacks of a rather defensive attitude. If you are overweight and unhappy, put the pie down, switch off the internet and get some exercise.

Also, thank you for referring to me as 'vermin'. Very nice attitude you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I've just replied!!
haha aye here's yer tufty badge.
Hi /talk xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Are you feeling ok? Because none of that made any sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# sorry misquoted you here you go.
b3ta.com/talk/7171822
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Oh right.
It's not a tufty badge by the way - it's a Chufty Badge. If you are going to be sarcastic, at least be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# aye very good hen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# i love you pro69
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Oh dear. This is a bit...oh well.
There are Tufty badges, I am aware of the existence, but they've never been used in a sarcastic context. You've got them confused with Chufty Badges, an easy mistake if you are too busy crapping your pants in glee at getting one over some /talk vermin.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chufty+Badge&defid=734219

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I got them confused with fuck all..it's called a colloquialism
as for you thinking I'm trying to get one over on /talk, you're fucking delusional.

/talk might be your life but it means fuck all to me.

There ye go...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Next time you go begging your GP for a gastric band at least have the good sense to have a bit of a cry and moan how your flab is ruining your life
You fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# haha brill'

feel better now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Know this thread is probably dead now...
but just wondering if you are large or not? Don't think it was answered. I'm not trolling, I don't hate anyone on here and you don't have to answer if you don't want. Ok? I'm nosy :D
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Trufact.
www.mysecretworld.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photo-a-day/fat-bastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# fatty
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I agree
At least they're not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Hmmm
Clarify something for me lardarse, where was your righteous indignation when this was the QOTW: b3ta.com/questions/ginger/

Now as a ginger, I had a good hearty laugh at the ginger jokes - it's called giving as good as you get. So now i'm going to have a right old laugh at the fatties.

And by the way, unlike a persons race, being fat is something you have a choice over.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:32, archived)