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# ok, who ordered the 5 fish pizzas?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Happy candle day
I did say it down there but can't be bothered scrolling down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# pretty much bindun this ^

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Flaming monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# isn't that a cocktail?
if it isn't, it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Here's a candle you can blow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# arf!
that'd scorch the hairs right off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Have you got a moustache then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# yes
but i'm blonde, nobody can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I might start telling people that I'm not going bald then....
I'm hair's is just turning blond..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# .
hairs nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hairy nipples
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Bearded tit
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# what, rory mcgrath?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I had a girlfriend with hairy nipples.... it didn't last....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# you can floss and suck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Eeek...The memory of it is making me cringe...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Sounds good to me!
www.idrink.com/v.html?id=33598
Edit: but I was actually referring to this: www.imdb.com/title/tt0514513/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# fuck, that sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# It sure is . . . bear with the advert . . .
everydaydrinkers.tv/recipe/flaming-monkey-asshole-shooter
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# bloody hell, i'd collapse if i drank those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Have a smashing candle day.....
Sorry it's crap I just threw it together in seconds because I forgot to do you something decent....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# 0_0
my, that's a big one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# a line i hear most often
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# You too eh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# we're total studs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# yo check it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Heh heh
As a King Missile and Half-man Half-biscuit fan I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# yeah, i'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Don't forget that all candles must be out befor twelve....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# *blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Well you don't want it dripping on the carpet....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
# that happened once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# On a first night at a ladies house....
She had one of those enclosed oil insence things with a tealight inside....

It got so hot it boiled the wax over and the whole thing set on fire....

I knelt on the floor in front of it and blew as hard as I could....

Only to have my naked bady showered with burning wax and covering the carpet as well.... and the bloody thing was still in flames....

It destroyed the mood somewhat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Literally . . . too hot to handle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I'v never wanted another woman in my life for length of time I'd wanted her....
Years I'd pined for her

All ruined by a sodding candle....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
sharing a flat with my mate. she'd had a new carpet fitted 2 days before. she left for work, leaving me on the couch with the flu, delirious and hallucinating. she came home to find i'd spent the day making wax lollipops by dipping matches into melted candlewax. there was wax all over the new carpet. she says the worst thing was knowing i had no idea what i'd been doing and, as i was sick, she couldn't yell at me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# It is difficult to get the wax off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# kitchen roll and a warm iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# You are truly a wealth of knowledge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i'm from a very practical family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha class...!!
One of the funniest I ever saw was.....

Sat at a friends house, another friend turn up pissed out of his head...

He walked in, put his hand on top of the TV to steady himself, the TV fell of its stand, he fell on top of the TV, spilling an entire tray of peas and chips on top of it, he tried to get up, and then projectile vomited all over the top of it as well....

Amazingly it still worked after...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# eeeeewwww
green screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That reminds me . . . you can have your cake and wear it too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# :D-PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Pffft
Mnnnnnggh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Eye see she's chewing nuts....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Here's a haiku for the occasion
Good at drawing fish,
Smash Monkey is quick-witted
Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ooo, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Happycakecatcandle day :D
(herman:D, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# pattycattycake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:11, archived)