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# And todays sexy birthday girl is...
Joan Sims, especially for Dixon Bawls as he got offended at seeing flesh on /board yesterday!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 6:46, archived)
# I got offended? Really?
The NSFW rule isn't for you or me, it's for my boss and my colleagues. Now get over it and please stop posting large unlinked photos of naked people put through a filter. Cheers.

In other news, Happy Birthday Joan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Are you actually serious?
What is going on:
- No new FP pic since last Wednesday
- Only two other /board posts since midnight
- A quick look at Dixon Bawls profile to see how it should be done and no pictures??
- Then the images I do get slated (even though it was not over-size and look a little more that just filters)???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:23, archived)
# have I missed something?
I have yet to see you post a nsfw pic and you always link anything that could be nsfw?

*edit*

Morning WB hows the new desk treating you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:35, archived)
# The desk is shite but the job is not to bad Paul...
* Sorry about the rate but for some reason h has pissed me off, it's not like I am pushing his posts down the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# just looking at the pic in question
Far far worse get posted but if that is classed as nsfw then might be worth dixon considering if he should be on b3ta during work hours because far worse gets posted everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
# :)
Thanks mate, that is exactly what I thought...
I really did do not think that is NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I do
it goes against the rule in the FAQ, the only thing Dixon has done wrong is dare to point that out. If you know his work you'd know he's not exactly a prude.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# WARNING THE PIC BELOW DEPICTS STRONG MALE NUDITY AND BEWBS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# : D

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Has everyone done one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# it's looking that way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that reminds me of my trip to thailand.
ah... the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# just because other people are breaking the NSFW rule
doesn't mean everyone can/should. B3ta is a comedy site, go you should g elsewhere if you want something to wank to.

or are you saying if someone posts enough child porn then that becomes ok too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# it was hardly porn
and not all pics on b3ta are comedy pics. how many magenta cdc pics go up everyday? the wb morning pics are not what I would call wanking material or anything harder than what you would see in advert for perfume.

And I am not gay for WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# a picture of a topless woman holding her tits I would say
is a little saucier than "A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear" which according to the FAQ "is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity"

So if you want to argue with the FAQ, take it up with a mod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# what mods?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I wasn't aware this was an argument?
I thought we were just discussing where the nsfw line actually was
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# it's open to interpretation
and it seems that, to some, wb got it wrong on that occasion.
we should probably move on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ok, if you want to 'discuss' what is NSFW
discuss it with a mod.
As it stands, a big titted topless woman is defined as NSFW by the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# fair enough this is obviously turning sour
move along people nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# ^ What she said...
* Sorry, what I meant was "What that charming, fully clothed lady" said.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# I just found out you can friend yourself
then I discovered you can ignore yourself and the world became a little bit emptier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# proper lol!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# cdc pics are meant to be funny.
The fact that 99% of them arent is beside the point.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# True, I'm off to work - Later people...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# how can you suggest a cdc is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# you have a point
but let's not blow it all out of proportion. the alternative to your child porn example would be no pics showing ankles

i AM gay for WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I was deliberately exaggerating for comedic effect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# sorry
didn't see any humus in your post
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:12, archived)
# i shouldn't worry about it WB
if it was considered NSFW then it would've been linked

edit - ning dudes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:38, archived)
# yes, because the mods are lightning fast around here and never need a nudge
"- No new FP pic since last Wednesday"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Like this...
Happy Birthday Busty Heart
Linked, NSFW (as she is fully clothed) and not shopped, just for Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Oh dear. RAAAARRRRR. ANGRY.
You really do seem to be missing the point. I'm not in any way upset, offended or disgusted by naked people. Even women. I've even seen a few naked women in real life. Imagine that.

I am replying to a post where you linked to a pic of a busty lady, which is lovely (apart from the fact she looks like a bloke with 2 water-filled tumours on his chest). You might want to flag it as NSFW though if you want to link to a NSFW picture.

So, back to yesterday. A big picture of a naked women holding her boobs is considered nsfw, sorry if it might offend you and your sexcock.

I think in that case, what made it worse is that it was an animated gif, which went from being artistic, to being a photo of a naked woman, slightly blurred. I sit in an open plan office, which means that I need to be a little more careful than usual when browsing b3ta (a fact that you might appreciate, due to your new job) - and over the years I have developed not only a fabulous wanking action, but I have also developed a lightning fast click action to close a window. Your animated gif had cycled though artistic to photo without me realising it.

Now you mention up there ^ something about me not having any images in my profile and therefore should have no opinion. Don't be a silly WB. (Also, pushing my posts down the board? What are you going on about?)

Now if you want to spend the rest of the day in a RAAAARRR rage making comments about NSFW images (that clearly are not) and about me being offended (when I clearly am not), then go for it. Let me know when you are done.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I think he's gone to work
*edit*
I think this might be one of the occasions that things are best discussed via gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I'm sure it'll save till he gets back
edit: I agree, but if WB wants to bring it to the /board by being childish and petty, I'll happily continue the discussion here. No skin off my gorgeous nose.
editedit: Gaz was ignored. *slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# "childish and petty"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breathes) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
#
"breaths" "breathes"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# LOOK... I HAVE BLOODY LINKED IT NOW!
* Get over it, you won and you have been passed the reins for the early morning "Birthday Arts".
I look forward to seeing yours tomorrow..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Wow. Hold on a sec *rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Thank you.. this means we both win!
* Although that dress is a little high and I can see real cocks in this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# good moning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# hahahaha, I'd rather see Joan Sims than some big titted glamour model
I come to B3ta for comedy not wanking material
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# why choose one or the other ;)
just look at reals post below
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# was what i was aiming for
i think i got the balance just right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:00, archived)
# to be honest I don't get the fresh prince meme
or the freebase and vmod memes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# they were all before my time but i do appreciate them.
my fresh one's are pretty crap.
I like a few of the freebase ones. it works because he's just so recognisable on here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# In fairness to Dixon
That pic would be considered NSFW at quite a lot of workplaces, including mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:41, archived)