Help us choose the Question of the Week - NOW BELL-END FREE!You know the form: We try to get you to vote for our favourite, and you ignore us. Choose from:
Conversation Killers: You're sitting in the pub and somebody says 'I wonder what it's like to get bummed'. THAT.
Dating Disasters II: You know that bit in The Naked Gun when Frank Drebin takes his lady on a date to see Platoon? I did that.
Gross-Out: Ronseal. Grossest thing you've ever done or seen
Exams: Question 17 - Masturbate furiously to a noisy sticky climax
Hobbies: I had a pal whose pr0n collection was the stuff of legend. THAT'S a hobby
Poll closes around lunchtime
(Conversation Killers: You're sitting in the pub and somebody says 'I wonder what it's like to get bummed'. THAT.
Dating Disasters II: You know that bit in The Naked Gun when Frank Drebin takes his lady on a date to see Platoon? I did that.
Gross-Out: Ronseal. Grossest thing you've ever done or seen
Exams: Question 17 - Masturbate furiously to a noisy sticky climax
Hobbies: I had a pal whose pr0n collection was the stuff of legend. THAT'S a hobby
Poll closes around lunchtime
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:13,
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or some shit
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45,
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God almighty.Everyone complains that the question is never original, then everyone votes for a "part 2".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:17,
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Ahaha!True dat.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18,
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I've already posted a "Dating disasters" story twice. I'll repost it a third time if it goes through.I am struggling to think of stories for the other topics.
I've voted the one which I think I'll get the most laughs from reading.
(I've voted the one which I think I'll get the most laughs from reading.
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:20,
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that's voter lead policy making for youlucky we're just trying to run a website and not deciding anything that really matters
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rob,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:22,
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This doesn't matter?
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23,
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it matters in the sense we want to make some entertainment and run our site wellbut it's not like education or housing policy that has the potential to wreck lives and destroy opportunity
( rob,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:27,
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...Tell that to Prince
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:28,
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No, but, but ... BUT NO!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:28,
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ok, b3ta is more importantI've certainly personally spent more time thinking about B3ta than I have politics
BTW: I've voted 'Conversation Killers'. I liked the perverse opposite-land of saying "let's start a conversation about how conversations stop".
(BTW: I've voted 'Conversation Killers'. I liked the perverse opposite-land of saying "let's start a conversation about how conversations stop".
rob,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34,
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I think you underestimate the power of this siteright now it is destroying my will to do any work
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:32,
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Rob for Prime Minister. Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:24,
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So you've given up on the "Best Mates" one at last?*votes "Exams"*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18,
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For some reasonI thought the second one said "Dating Ghostbusters II"
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45,
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I'm a ghostbuster, my girlfriend got fed up with waking up in the morning covered in "ectoplasm". Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49,
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people would vote for it coz it sounds sillythen no one would have a clue what to answer
( rob,
Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49,
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