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# Five thousand, eh? What a gobby fucker I am

Terrible bullying of our European cousins.
Also, obligatory milestone post nudity :)
EDIT: Click for uncensored Willie
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# where's the click-for-bigger on the nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# That's as big as it gets :((((
Evenin missus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# pity
*sighs*
EDIT: evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Not bad in just under a year.
So b3tans..Why is no one posting anymore. Top if the stats is 275 posts! I can remember when you needed that to get on the bottom bit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# and it's usually me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Indeed. But the numbers used to be up near a thousand!!
Not a paltry 275
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# i've been busy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# You've overtaken my post count!
by 20000!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# i also like to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# where are the stats found?
i've only seen it one time and that's cuz someone posted a link
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
# google b3ta stats
then click on board stats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# a link..like this one? (bookmark it)
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# thx
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Crafty linkage to follow ...
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Look at this willingness to help!
THERE'S YOUR 'BIG SOCIETY' YOU SHINY-FOREHEADED TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# which shiny-foreheaded twat is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Comedy Dave
and his shiny forehead of Eton-ness
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# ah, right
ooooohh, mythbusters!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# what no horses :(
but i love them so...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# up your bum
having a tea party :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# GENIUS :D
i wish someone could regularly give that advice to all
maybe via the medium of board signature...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# :D have a shit
(spanishfly 2, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Spesh!!!! Duuuude!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# stan
you motherfuckingmotherfucKER!!!!!!!!!!

you are you dear boy?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I am me yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i meant "you are well"
not "you are you"

fuck knows where my head is...:S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# in very close proximity
to my cock
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# as always
i chose to make my presence known this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I am well yes. Are you? Are you a Headmaster yet??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# nah - no chance
steering clear of that whole disaster

for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Disaster??
The thing you told me about ages ago?? The "little bit of trouble"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# yeah - not looking to become a head soon
i've seen what happens to them...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# i think a lot of people have just fecked off
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# A lot of names are still there, just way down the list.
I also remember when a new pic used to appear every 10 mins at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yeah, it has it's days when it's flying
but even i've noticed it's slowed down quite a bit in the last 2 years
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# well, maybe because there are more sites for peeps nowadays
fb, twitter etc etc, and people spend time there as much as here?

god, i remember the old days when the duke of prunes used to post his lunch up and there would be a big list of lunch replies.

i am that old i remember adobe threatening to sue everyone (b3ta included i think) who used the word "shopped." ffs, adobe legal, u dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I'm generally too busy
plus the more chatty types have left leaving generally more arsey types who get angry instead of communicative :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# fuck that shit
let's fucking take this fucking place back

or have a tea and sleep on it...one or the other :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# evening squire
I'm up for some old school japes if you are.
Calling all ancient lurkers, want to show the young'uns how we roll?
You've got an hour to shop or do something involving a potato. go go go. Paintmash, animation, photo of it covering your family jewels, you know the score

I'll start a thread at 10.30, be there or don't because it's no doubt past our bed times

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# potato eh...?
yeah - i'll do it*

*"it" is a term yet to be defined :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# fuck
i couldn't wait, it's better than any recent compo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# and that's how you fail
no patience, disqualified, also its a shit shit not a potato
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# it's joseph merrick's testicle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# fuck. off.
hahaha j/k babes
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Yet you are constantly logged in on FB
I only know this because I am constantly logged in on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# busy and having a browser window open are compatible things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# because b3ta is extremely old fashioned
it needs things such as:
- auto updating the board through some snazzy script
- collapsible threads
- facebook/twitter share buttons on pics/links

and probably more shit too. but no-one who codes the site seems to give a flying fuck any more. i'll give b3ta a couple of years max before it falls into it's own arse and implodes through lack of attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I love it just the way it are.
Although what I WOULD like to see sorted out is that thing that happens when the reply offset goes off the right-hand edge of the board and everything gets squashed
up
with
only
one
word
on
a
line
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
The day he learned to wank with both hands!

Also: Congrats on the milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Nice!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:34, archived)
# are you all time mocking me?
nice pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# So, whose comedy account is this?
(spanishfly 2, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# THAT RATTLEHEAD
WHAT A PHAG EH, EH GUYS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# You're not mofaha!!
IMPOSTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Are you sure it's not me?
It looks like me.

Edit: actually you're right, THIS is me, that must be someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# He has an apostrophe!
But you are you. I can tell. How the hell are you, and may i ask how is... killerkitti??? ...I can't remember her username!! /fail
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Very well thanks :)
Kk is great, she's starting college this year.
She doesn't visit here any more though, I suspect we're too immature :)
Hope all's well with you, don't see you around here very often. Don't tell me you grew up too, I won't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Not grown up yet no.
I just ran out of ideas for weather puns. Life took over. I am now addicted to twitter, so my missus is still an internet widow!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# bindun?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha no!!
Good one.
So who's comedy account are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# oh yeah, i best change my name back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# there, i feel normal again
almost
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# congrats!
5k in less than a year. is b3ta your job? ;)

also, THE POPE has goatse hands. deliberate?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Well, I am employed as a beta tester :)
And no, but I'd like to kiss his ring ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Seriously, if you spend three quarters of your working day waiting for stuff to load/ save/ process
you have to have something to keep your mind occupied. And I wore the other activity out long ago!
/needs faster computer AND new penis blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# don't we all?
well, faster computer anyway :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I don't know
what you mean ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# intense
:S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Haha
it all got cleaned up, it makes even less sense now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# none of this ever made any sense
as far as i can tell...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i don't post as much because my computer is awful with photoshop these days
after saving an animation and clicking on my browser it always stalls for about 2 minutes.

and i realised most of the stuff i used to post was shit and didn't deserve it's on thread, naturally i took refuge in the gay shift.

END OF CHAPTER ONE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# "naturally i took refuge in the gay shift."
How very fucking dare you! We're "differently abled", not stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaha
we r teh the gai respekt uz fr hu we r
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# (o)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# congrats :)
(nice bit of willie there too!)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Adolf Ripler
Congrats on 5K :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Wasn't supposed to be Hitler! It's just a guy with a moustache -think "Dennis's Dad"
OH GOD I'VE DONE SOMETHING RACIST :(((

And cheers all :D
... now go and have that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# What the hell is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:33, archived)