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[challenge entry] ...

Ninja'd...but only for the glaring GANSTER, I have no excuse.
the size has been reduced from a modest 63kb to a measely 40ish. The image should now meet with Micto's stringent quality control. :)
NInja'd again....upped it from 40 to 60kb reduced image dimensions and upped the pixels...VOILA!

From the Right Film, Wrong Gender challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
Massive picture hour?!

edit: also, 'GANSTER'?

edit2: ta!

edit3: no issues with filesize, merely having to scroll for a month to read the rest of the board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# It's an epic film ;)
"You're a big post, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# still prefer the italian job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# That's ok for the fun aspect but Get Carter is far more stylish
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# could never get into it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# caught a bit of Alfie last night
had to turn it off halfway through, was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# can't stand that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Me neither that was awful
the whole talking to the camera was very off-putting
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# it wasn't that for me
it was the dated attitudes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# That as well
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Dated is not necessarily bad.
Just look at Bedazzled ... still a fine film.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# not seen that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# JULIE ANDREWS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEtfJ916Y2w
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It killed Kuffs for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# it was just shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10429107
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I visited the famous multi-storey carpark
Before they knocked it down (obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# A pedant writes....


You're a big post, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.



(Sorry.)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah noticed after a quick google
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah


Mine just looks odd now.... :D


(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# No it just makes mine look ninja'd
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Ab shedob.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Isn't that the spider in Return of the King ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# no, that's shelob
yet another time where sam has to save frodo's life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I know I know Shelob is one of the daughters of Ungoliant
I'd love for them to have a stab at filming The Silmarillions if not the entire thing which would be impossible but at least the tale of Beren and Luthien
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# here's where i have to admit
i haven't actually read it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'd give you the link to a YouTube video of the story but you can't view YouTube
which is a pity it's a lovely story.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# i'm really going to have to
get round to reading it one of these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# If you don't have the time to read The Simarillion I'd recommend buying
The unfinished tales by christopher tolkien and you can go straight to The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# time i have
it's motivation i lack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# No, that's Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# no, it's MASSIVE PICTURE SUNDAY!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I debated with myself for such a long time about the size. too small and the magazine quotes are illegible.
too large and risk a jolly old rogering from the board. Make the magazine quotes larger and spoil the layout. The original posters format is wonderful, gave me real manwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# (Gets Microscope)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# surely a loupe would be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Loupes of fury
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# mikel cane ganster
(Tsukamaro Kimura bully service:good price, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Doin' the ganster mash
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I remember UCI cinemas....
and Yes I am aware that I just said "I remember United Cinemas International Cinemas".... I also say ATM machines.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :D
that's quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# The ISS called.
They say it looks nice. Seriously though, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# please remove that light on the gun
it looks pretty ugly / look it was some toothpaste commercial. also great fucking film. love it and roy budd is the shit! one of the best soundtracks ever
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i think the sparkle is part of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Is Hummel having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsqCo7WQ-aY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# fantastic - cheers for that.
their version of the Joe 90 theme is ace, too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUMm7C-Hpmo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Check out his sterling work on 'Who Dares Wins'

It's on a fruit based download site under it's US release title 'The final Option'

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah? Ready when you are, Caine.


Nice tagging BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Why is an angry woman with a gun so arousing to me?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Subliminal pube awareness
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Because the internet is made up from men
who can't tell issues from tissues.

That was nearly very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Or at least a touch Austin Powers
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# one of the best drawings on deviant art

by a spanish guy who goes by the name "cowboy-lucas". I just had to post it because it's too good.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# hahah
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Has he finally had enough of the noisy little Pesci next door? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# haha
yep - that's very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# For some reason
I figured Mr Caine would need a larger pot plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# oh its long just pretty tiny
that's what the fence or whatever it is for
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:20, archived)