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# hmm - I'm the kind of person who picks out the kidney from steak and kidney pie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Kidneys are vile, and you're right to do that (I do too)
However, Chicken livers are top grade stuff, and worthy of your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hmm - OK....
I'll take that into consideration and get back to you....

*puts on hold*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You two strike me as the kind of people who like Haggis but don't like Faggots.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yummy Haggis
never had Faggots
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It's like Haggis in gravy
Beardedwife loves haggis but hates faggots. My mind cannot comprehend that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Faggots are ace.
Not especially keen on Haggis, though. Kidneys are a texture thing for me...
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Perhaps you haven't had a decent haggis
there's a lot of shit haggis around that's not very tasty.

Faggots are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# haggis, faggots, black pudding, mushrooms and gravy
WITH MARMITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Can I swap the black pudding and marmite for an extra faggot please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# tell you what, you can have my faggot for the marmite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Now you're just being facetious!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This could well be true.
I shall investigate better purveyors of said Haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# proper Scottish Haggis for the Win
nice and peppery!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# MacSween's
www.macsween.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, top link, sir!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# our Scotlandish colleagues bring us those now and then!
yum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# All the more for me then
*NYOM!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# oooh - Polar Opposite
It's a Texture thing with both Kidneys and Liver for me

My Mum used to make us Liver and Onions for tea, and I hated the dryness and bitter taste

I used to eat it though - well you did in those days

I could see my daughter in floods of tears and on hunger strike if I put that in front of her
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Faggots made me physically sick when I was a kid.
O_o

Disclaimer: This is not a homophobic comment
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# WHAT! Starts to unfurl ranibow flag
*Reads the disclaimer* Ah, fair point, tinned / boxed commercial faggots are rank. I've had proper chef made ones that were all of the yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I had the same reaction with Tripe
*gags at the thought and memory*

what were my parents thinking?

There's an ad on Commercial radio extolling the virtues of Mr Brain's Faggots at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# *bokes*
We used to feed our dogs tripe, the smell of it cooking was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Tripe is simply disgusting.
My father used to eat that crap. Then again, he used to eat beef dripping sandwiches, so no great shock there, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# now I used to like Pork Dripping on Toast
with lots of salt and pepper
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *bokes*
That's just rank.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# isn't that just lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Sounds worryingly like it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I like many offals
but also cannot abide kidneys. I wouldn't pick them out though, I'd simply get another pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Steak And Ale for the Win!
*edit*

Are we all secret Foodies? Any thread with a mention of food around lunchtime gets a flood of replies

should the site be renamed 3ta.com?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# /\ This post entirely consists of the truth!
*edit*

Pfft! I don't think it's much of a secret. *waddles over to fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# and it brings together all the nicest of b3tans
I'm not saying anything about you quiet lurkers out there, I don't know you, but I bet you're there, silently reading, but staying strangely quiet, just lurking in the shadows

and I bet you've all got smashing blouses on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's only a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Now we're cooking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Vegetable Mulligatawny soup for my lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# ^
I miss Dave the Facts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# How about a marmite based DTF special today?
any volunteers?

whatever happened to Duke of Prunes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# He went on an outing with Dick Beattie and never returned
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# what happened to the Puke of Drunes
come to that matter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# anyone got a hotline to Flowerpot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Or Evilscary?
What happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# was he a Dave the Facts™ Official Deputy®?
Haven't seen or heard of him for ages... think I've even got an email address for him somewhere

*checks pocketses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ah... his profile says something about work and jobs and that.
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I had a quick spazz for the source image
but I can only find the Lunch of the Day gif
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I was just looking too
dave the facts on google turns up nothing

I did find this though:
www.b3ta.com/board/5419780
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# It's all redexing for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# it was more the conversation
thread is so old, the images have all died

see below though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# emvee
got one:

www.b3ta.com/board/10022555
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# An original DoP would be better
but I can't find any either.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 11:51, archived)