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# Help us choose the Question of the Week
A genuine metric crapload of QOTW suggestions this week, some of which weren't utterly mental at all. So... vote from these choice cuts:

Misunderstandings - 'I once talked at length to my hairdresser about a party I was planning, when she'd asked me if I wanted a parting'

Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten - 'MINGE' = BAN

Oddly Attractive - Tell us about your real life and celebrity borderline boilers (and the other way around, to prove we're not all mysoginist pigs)

Living the Dream - I was genuinely a captain in the US Air Force for two weeks. Then they realised...

The Morning After - Things that happened The Next Day

Breaking in / Breaking out - Ever blagged your way into something? Ever had to escape?

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The B3TA massive urges you to vote for Oddly Attractive. Vote closes when I get back from the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# are you going to the shops for biscuits
or are you off to buy a plane tickets to iceland?
Just so I know what sort of time scale we're looking at.

Edit: so I can say that COCK is the best thing I've eaten?


Edit 2: I like break in and break outs. I once broke into the Brit awards in the 90s. We pretended we were with famous people but we only had the Jive Bunny artists with us.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Biscuits
But it's at the out-of-town Biscuits Warehouse, incorporating World of Wafers
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# is that like Land of Liebnitz?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Oh I see
Until you said this I was struggling to understand the MINGE = BAN bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# do you know what?
I didn't even see that.

The worst thing I've ever eaten is tripe

see yesterday's pre DTF lunchtime thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Rainbow smiles all the way.
I'm no fan of tripe either, but I feel there must have been worse things I've eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# maggots and worms?
fish fingers and custard?

edit: I'm eating a tuna sandwich which will be followed by a lemon iced cake. This may not go well.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# just don't take a bite of each
*edit* I'm starving - should I
a) take out a tenner and walk down to Greggs?
b) Go to the One Stop and put a bag of crisps and a Ginsters on my Debit Card?
c) Have a cup of coffee instead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# take out a tenner and go to gregs and get:
2 x sos roles
1 x cream cake
1 x crisps
1 x drink
1 x choc crispie cake
1 x baggette
1 x jam donut
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# oooh - I like sos role play
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hide the sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# go on then
right - you got five minutes to find it...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *rummages*
is this it?

*tugs*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# is it warm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yeah
and a bit greasy.

*puts back*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I can't eat that now
it's covered in fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# errrr.. where is the caramel donut? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I only know caramel squares, not tried them.
they sound very sweet, I may become diabetic if I eat one.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Do it!
All the cool kids are diabetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# c)... then c) again
...then proceed to step a)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm finding Oddly Attractive
oddly attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You've spelt 'MINGE-BAN' incorrectly, it should be:
M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# wanna talk about it?
*hugs away the frustration*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Vote for Gonz's
best / worst thing eaten. The B3ta massive don't have a good track record of picking good questions and Oddly Attractive sounds like it could rival mixtapes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# What's 'mixtapes'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# A previous QOTW that allegedly got panned by some for being horribly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Oh, go on then
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Yes, because 'what I like eating' WON'T be like a week long /offtopic.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^This
how many times do we want to see "I fancy Fearn Britton" or "I fancy Kirstie Allsop" in one week?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)