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# I wrote this in my kitchen - true, if dull, story
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue484/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Fanks Wob
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Oh I'm still thinking up titles ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# damn I knew there was something I forgot to do
tell newsletter creator that my mum was on Bizarre ER a few weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ooh really?
what was her injury?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# she was impaled on her own sculpture
50 inches of rebar went along her arm
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Now that I've successfully suggested a B3ta newsletter title...
I'm the happiest person in the world. This has been the best birthday ever!

(I'm not joking; it is my birthday and this genuinely is the best thing that's happened to me so far today)
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Happy getting-dragged-backwards-thru-a-vagina day!!!111!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Thanks!
But I'm saving that bit til later.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Happy Birthday COB!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Thanks mate!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# yay for birthday unexpectedness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# that animalsbeingdicks is FANTASTIC :D
9, 10 and 13 almost made me piss myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)