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# What mischief did he get into?
Normally I'd guess wanking into the yoghurt, but I'm sure his arms are too short.
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# that's why he's so angry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Just general mischiefs I think
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Well it's obviously stole an old hard boiled egg cut it in half and is wearing them as spong eyes, dur! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# you are jessica fletcher
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Spong Eyes She Wrote
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# arf!
did i tell you i'm in a good mood?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I bet you're not by now
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# interfering with the trex?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hee hee!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Not a problem if his penis is very long
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Reptiles don't have penises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Totally just made that up to see who'd believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# It's true, they have stamens instead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Cloacae, I thought.
One hole that does all jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# That's the lady scaley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the scaley chaps have them too
And they mate cloaca to cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
# You're right, and scarily, I was partially right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile#Reproduction
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# trying to smoke out the closet herpetologists, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
They probably were, but then would it scare him to find out that nearly all reptiles have what is basically 2 penises (penii??) called hemipenes, they can use each one alternately.
Bloody handy if you popped abanjo string on one.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I had already wiki'd and found this out.
If you're scared by the fact some reptiles have 2 willys then you haven't been hanging out on the internet long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# On a related note, a strangely fascinating video of a duck getting an erection:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Aw man, he gets duck jizz on his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Is that why Donald doesn't wear any pants
"Hey ladies, look at this"
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'm wondering what the seminal groove
sounds like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)