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# kinda stuck in my head after reading about it on BBC news....


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Clearly a high rate of crime area...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Always remember hearing of the late Brandon Lee being broken into.
The burglar wondered why there was a lot of pictures of teh Bruce Lee on the wall.
Figured he was just a fan, never realised he was in his son's house...

...got the holy shit kicked out of him!

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!

Shuriken!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# ta ninj :D
the Brandon Lee thing reminds me of this:

(I think this was posted by someone on /links, but I can't find the original post)

I think it may have been partially disproved by Snopes (the spoil-sports), but still...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Jamie Gaguire sounds butch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
well, I'm going to choose to believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
i would like it to be true.

it is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I say this new "law" is quite valid.
I mean, in America most homeowners carry a firearm for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahah, great minds almost think alike :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It's just like cyclists who jump red lights or ride on the pavement - you can do what you want to them.
They declare themselves beyond the law by breaking it, therefore they are not protected by the law when it comes to your response.

You can, therefore, legally rape them, and enjoy it, and take pictures of yourself enjoying it, and they can't do a thing in response.

Oh wait - they can, because fucking workshy hippy idiots have cried so loudly about it being unfair that they're not allowed to do exactly as they please that they appear to have managed to break the system.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I've been clipped by a few cyclists down Oxford Street who run the red lights... It's times like that I which I kept a cricket bat with me to show my gratitude
To be fair, though, more of them are behaving themselves over the last few moths, and have been stopping for lights....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I agree more of them have been behaving themselves, but not nearly enough.
You're right - I'm genuinely thinking about starting to carry a stick to twat them with as they sail past the red lights.

I pushed one off his bike on the pavement the other day, and his come back was "You don't have the right to push me off when I'm riding on the pavement, whenever I ride on the pavement I'm always considerate", the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# "...whenever I ride on the pavement I'm always considerate" hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
brilliant.....

A while ago, they closed off Soho road to traffic (replacing water pipes or something), but cyclists kept mounting the pavement and racing down to get into the square. After a week of this, there were a pair of Police stopping each one and either warning or ticketing them. Those cyclist really do get irrate when they are told off :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Well, they are utter cunts.
And it's great fun watching them near embolism trying to argue an invalid point.

* See also their screams of agony when one beats them to near death with a crowbar.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# just for the record
I'm a cyclist and think they're all knobbers. One of these days I'm gonna see someone get sideswiped at a cross roads and probably lose my lunch.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Yes almost as bad as the sleep deprived, medicated, car drivers fiddling with thier expensive toys;
Talking on the phone whilst progamming satnavs and shouting at their vile kids, etc. etc.
Heard of many people killed by cyclists?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# If you can't handle the road
You shouldn't be cycling. It's very simple. That's not to excuse motorists but "two wrongs don't make a right".

I don't take a short-cut through your back garden on the way to work, because I once tripped over a paving slab.

And as for being killed by a cyclist - well - I'd say a 6' man weighing 11 stone travelling at 30 mph through a red light - well - I figure that could well be enough to put someone very in hospital, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Heh, I don't ride a push bike.
Have had regular attempts by dolts to kill me while on motorcycles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# escapes = fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)