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# Hey, the original Matrix was in 3D. Really! (So was the original Tron, in parts.)


EDIT: Top two are anaglyphs (red/cyan glasses), the bottom is a cross eyed stereogram, for headaches!

And... Tron
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(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# No way could you give any 3D depth to Keanu Reeves acting
he struggled with 1 dimension!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Woah
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Haha yes
that "hmm what's my next line" look
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# "I know Kung Foo!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Matt Damon
0.5 dimension
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
any more headache and I'll have to amputate

*click*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# unfortunately keanus face is still just as 2 dimentional


I saw the day the earth stood still recently, they should have renamed it 'the day keanu reeves face stood still'
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Welp, you have your work cut out for you.
Any lateral footage has 3D in it, going back thousands of years. And the original matrix "Bullet time" is just lots of that, perfect for extracting 3D video.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Una mas, you're all so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# ahaahahaha
so true, I saw it last week..somehow..I think on BT Vision

Interesting acting technique, don't move your head or convey any kind of emotion, talk quietly and slowly and people will think you're an alien genius.

*great vibro gun btw

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# That's where ALF went wrong, that and eating cats.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# at least he had poirsonality
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Aw, come on...
An alien newly given human form, unfamiliar with emotions and human interaction? He absolutely nailed the role! :)
(Good Penny, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
# More likely Hollywood said "Ok we need a role for Keanu Reeves what can you guys come up with!"
"Well we have this alien who is emotionless, has no qualities which the audience can empathise with, and doesn't have to move his face or head at all!"

"PERFECT!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# that's a big neato
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# my 3d take on a classic meme (NSFW)
www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/bathtimefun.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I really didn't want to see that.
Couldn't you have given some clue as to what it was? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# It was marked NSFW
and called bathtimefun.jpg. What were you expecting? Actually, fair point, that may draw in the casual perv not expecting to see bottom expulsions.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# serves them right? :)
I think your penance has already been served when you put in the time making the image.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)